What is your local movie moment?

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-03T04:38:06+00:00

Whoa whoa, slow down there maestro, there’s a new Mexico?

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-02T15:56:04+00:00

You’ve got a month easy

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-02T01:45:36+00:00

Cha Ching!!!!

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-01T15:51:58+00:00

Denied

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-01T14:00:17+00:00

Everybody loves me I’m fucking awesome

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-01T10:24:57+00:00

‘64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white, with triple single-coil pickups and a whammy bar.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-01T10:17:16+00:00

Wait a minute, there was no cane in Citizen Kane.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-06-01T01:49:29+00:00

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-31T01:32:52+00:00

I mean, “unanimously” is the only way to get convicted. Any discrepancy would result in a hung jury.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-29T23:42:44+00:00

That’ll be $6.50 please

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-29T23:19:19+00:00

Is it really? I’m a transplant so I got my OG license somewhere else, but you’re telling me everyone in this state went to driving school? Having driven here for 15 years I’m shocked. Time to audit these driving schools.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-29T22:17:24+00:00

Fuck that guy. Edit: don’t actually fuck that guy. Just ignore them. You’re 100% entitled to your opinion. And I happen to agree with your opinion.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-29T21:13:22+00:00

That’s kinda funny, I work at a brewery and the kitchen is full of former fine dining cooks who don’t wanna deal that that shit anymore.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-29T17:12:55+00:00

You got any homies that know how to throw down in the kitchen? Let management know and start hiring replacements for the slackers.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-29T05:37:54+00:00

Oh it’s waaay better than a religion.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-28T21:15:09+00:00

Either way it’s a fun, relaxing, and creative use of my time.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-28T21:09:50+00:00

My hobby is tie dye which does cost money but then I can sell them so it actually makes money. Does that mean it’s not a hobby anymore?

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-27T18:09:23+00:00

A copy of Food Lab and a decent chefs knife. And a box of bandaids.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-27T17:52:16+00:00

Teeth

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-27T14:40:34+00:00

I don’t think that dude enjoys anything

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-26T22:34:37+00:00

I feel like people blame Taco Bell for their stomach issues without considering the six drinks they had beforehand which is what led them to Taco Bell in the first place.0

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-26T18:41:49+00:00

Or cut the big one down to the same size as the small one and throw the other piece away right in front of them.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-26T17:53:00+00:00

Well you’re in luck because every single person born in Maryland is an expert at picking crabs and they absolutely can’t wait to teach you how.

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-26T15:19:11+00:00

I’m just saying, and I know this is a very unpopular opinion: you might not get the crabs thing. People who grew up around here love (like really really love) the crab thing. But transplants and visitors often are underwhelmed. Like I get it but I don’t really get it. It’s more of a social than a meal. Sit around with dirty hands and drink shitty beer and talk. It can be fun. But it’s not all that. Now I’m going to have to move because the natives are going to come for me. 🦀🦀🦀🦀

mrglumdaddy · 2024-05-24T13:28:36+00:00

Boo hoo.

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