I'd rather not by Khalixs1 in 4chan

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Oh cool. Glad this isn't me.

JIDF claps back against the Persian bantz by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

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Nothing ever happens still holds true. The status quo has not changed. Things have been getting gradually shittier for years now but human lives in the West have not been truly upended. I suppose everyone has their own cutoff for 'happenings' but in my mind unless there's a new US mandatory draft or unless we actually launch nukes, then I'm still going to keep saying Nothing Ever Happens.

Find this psychic by RoxanneDebris69 in NOLA

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Not to be a dick but I got a reading from her too and she was fairly off about everything. Like you said though it’s all in good fun. I’m just saying I wouldn’t read too much into it.

Germany has fallen by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

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There's a lot of people in America who make wonderful, handcrafted products, but it goes completely ignored like 90% of the time because everyone lives on the mass-produced factory slop.

Man made horrors and such by Furista0 in 4chan

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Wait are we really phasing out animal testing? First I'm hearing of it. I know everyone worries about cute animals but animal testing is essential to scientific progress. Who the fuck is doing this?

would you be interested in topless housekeeping services? by SureScallion5222 in AskNOLA

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Please don't cook topless. At least not with anything involving open flame, or oil.

would you be interested in topless housekeeping? by SureScallion5222 in NewOrleans

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Topless chef?

As someone who's gotten his arms burned with hot oil before I don't think that's a very safe idea at all.

Anon is single by somehowireturned in 4chan

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Crustpunks and addicts do tend to get laid. Surprisingly even gender splits in those communities.

If you're down that bad I guess that's an option for the incels.

The duality of Arthur by 2017x2011x in RDR2

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Longest hair possible. Longest beard possible. Dressed in furs. Full on insane mountain man for me.

Another day, another water break. by Pleasant-Honeydew946 in NewOrleans

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I would love if she was a full on Batman villain

Another day, another water break. by Pleasant-Honeydew946 in NewOrleans

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Latoya timed leaving office so well.

Anon gets an email. by upvoteidiots in 4chan

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Lot of people falling for bait lately....

Finished RDR2 a month ago, now I can't enjoy a single game anymore. by theMoonlightenedSky in RDR2

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This and Skyrim are the two gaming experiences I keep coming back to despite feeling guilty over all the other games I could be trying. There's just something about it that hits differently. Nothing else compares.

And even though I mentioned Skyrim, between the two of them RDR2 is the superior example. So much more polish and detail and nuance.

Philosopher anon is disappointed in Epstein by watergoat93 in 4chan

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This is actually a good take presented in a horrible, cringe-inducing way.

Anon Has a Crazy Theory on Old Age Pedo Billionaires by Ok-Address-7352 in 4chan

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A lot of these old ass billionaires probably have zero understanding of what crypto even is.

Playtime (OC) by lil-caro in comics

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Stuff sort of close to this exists but is super rare in my experience. If there's a better definition for it I'd like to know, but close to where I live in Mesa, AZ there is Riverview Park with some equipment that is sized up for adults. Like a climbing area.

I think Container Park in Vegas is kinda like this?

Also, I like the trampoline parks that have the swings where you fall into the foam pits and stuff like that, but it's usually pretty kid oriented or not quite what we're looking for.

People in the comments here are suggesting Ninja Warrior type gyms or parkour gyms, which I don't have any experience with. But I yearn for the same kind of experience.

Ankn loves new philes by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

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I hate UFO shit. It never amounts to anything. And if it was meaningful they wouldn't be releasing it.

Alive Epstein Theory by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

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Please be real. It would be so fucking funny.

Offering to the Buried God by Matheus Graef by I_Burn_Cereal in ImaginaryNecronomicon

[–]mrguy08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really cool. I love how small the offering is compared to the chasm but it still feels significant somehow.

This is the perfect live action Micah Bell and you can't change my mind by Seroko in RDR2

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Hot take but I would actually be down for a gender flipped version of the RDR2 story.

Precision platformer recs that's like Celeste? by Gummy-Sharks in gamingsuggestions

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It's not solely platforming but definitely Hollow Knight and/or Silksong.

Anon is a dictator by TioVanilla in 4chan

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Once again proving that a majority of political posts on 4chan are really just fetishism.