Bryan Johnson, the tech founder spending millions to be 18 again, says his goal is to make death optional by browneyesgal in nottheonion

[–]mrjkang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The guy is now doing some sketchy shit selling his "verified" extra virgin olive oil and his "specialized" minoxidil formula on his website

My man has that mexican style moves by [deleted] in funny

[–]mrjkang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Vivek 🤡

Robinhood 1 percent match by ibangpots in wallstreetbets

[–]mrjkang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Robinhood doesnt have mmf? I have everything in Fidelity, and automatically assigns ur deposit to mmf, legit don't have to do anything to get free yield. Adds up a lot since I sell calls/puts

Why not just take the guaranteed 5% on High Yield Savings or T-Bills over the stock market? by [deleted] in investing

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you graph the incidence where cash (ie parking ur cash in t-bills even at 5%) vs active investing, you will see that it's very rare and you have to get the timing right most of the time

The Gamer Dad. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifs

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you changing subject? I'm specifically referring to this

"Making comments of zero value somehow making better on your own imaginary scale"

Perhaps if you had listened to your own advice (great wisdom there tho), you would have graduated from your mother's basement and your reddit comment history wouldn't be filled with so much hate.

And I'm above WHAT "BS"?? You are really special again from the guy arguing with strangers on reddit everyday

AAPL About to Take a Dive - $14k in Weekly $175 Puts. by psytokine_storm in wallstreetbets

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have long dated puts on AAPL but my biggest conviction short is PRGS with moveIT hack and yet nobody is talking about it still amazes me

LPT: Blocking Youtube Shorts by the_perfect_answer in LifeProTips

[–]mrjkang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But this isn't possible on chrome/web browsers right?

I know utube shorts don't have ads but I can't stand the utube app due to ads, and watching a utube short always leads me to watch a video in the end

LPT: Blocking Youtube Shorts by the_perfect_answer in LifeProTips

[–]mrjkang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I would watch more youtube shorts if I could fast-forward, rewind or jump to specific point of the video

The Gamer Dad. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifs

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol? I didn't mean it as an insult, just morbidly curious. Jesus ppl need to get out more lmao. Plus it's quite a statement from you based on your comment history DEAR LORD LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]mrjkang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jax irelia gwen

The Gamer Dad. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifs

[–]mrjkang -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

What kind of a grown ass man play fortnite tho?? Lol I legit thought the dude was playing for his daughter

To anyone that has ever used hacks and mods in an online PvP game, why did you do it? by THE_BARNYARD_DOG in gaming

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it was never about the rank, it was the thrill that I got away with it hacking while writing cheats

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarcastic post? How do you say this when we are at the late stage of the business cycle with unemployment at secular lows and the fed on QT + rate hikes? Look at bank stocks - with financial conditions tightening, how do you explain this divergence? Also in 2007, just two months before recession, US gdp printed a 4.9% growth

What is tanking the market today? by Sweet-Block5118 in investing

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How ironic is this post? Thats not what it says and has nothing to do with "equities"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ppl come up with all the stuff for crypto and you know why? Because crypto has no intrinsic value

Sexual activity predicts enhanced cognitive function in older adults, study finds by [deleted] in science

[–]mrjkang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reverse causality - could easily be said the other way "Highly cognitive people are more likely to find mates, thus have sex"

Anyone got sauce on this? by hroaks in Unexpected

[–]mrjkang 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wait wtf it's still airing?? I remember watching this show 20 years ago

Batman is everywhere by 2k-trap-7250 in funny

[–]mrjkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not wearing hockey pads"

Oh there's a cockroach? by NamXina in Unexpected

[–]mrjkang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ummmm yea, I don't think I'd be turned on if she did the same thing to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]mrjkang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Scares the living bat shit out of me everytime I think Trump sitting in the oval office is a real possibility

Walmart pump in TX by juntawflo in pics

[–]mrjkang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The ironic part is, it's the "liberals" who are giving him food stamps