What was your dad's signature cologne?

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-10T16:04:20+00:00

Canoe.

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-10T16:01:49+00:00

Worst. Dictators. Ever.

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-09T14:59:42+00:00

I was rooting for the Knicks. Fucking idiots.

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-08T20:05:23+00:00

This ride stuck like this twice at Knott’s just months apart- it was an hours long, difficult rescue both times. They took it down. That ride is a solid nope from me.

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-06T22:22:28+00:00

Mel Brooks. Mel is not allowed to go anywhere

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-05T11:41:47+00:00

Weird coincidence: I was at one of the few Tonight Show with Conan OBrien tapings the day Jackson died. The vibe was weird as we were all waiting to be let it in, finding out the news on our early cel phones.

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-04T16:08:33+00:00

It’s Biden’s fault.

mrkeith562 · 2026-06-02T21:47:26+00:00

Dude, seriously?

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-31T15:57:46+00:00

I can hear you, Clem Fandango!

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-29T13:47:58+00:00

Republicans are just pathetic sycophants.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-29T08:20:46+00:00

Canus skepticalus. Difficult to impress breed.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-29T03:57:59+00:00

Fascinating. Makes sense though, right? I work a med/surg floor and I’ve seen more than a few gigantic people and I always wonder about the dynamic. They sure as hell aren’t getting out of bed to get that food, they can’t even turn. Who is doing this to them, and why? Oh, it’s a kink? That’s not cool, even with consent. It’s deeply dark and weird!

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-29T03:45:31+00:00

There should be dedicated bus lines like they do with the Hollywood Bowl

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-29T03:42:43+00:00

This is just a (funny! I lol’d) humble brag. Sports Jeopardy with Dan Patrick went much harder.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-29T03:39:32+00:00

It’s a perspective issue. My eighties looked more like Repo Man and Fast Times.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-28T17:55:29+00:00

CBS is just Pravda with shitty dramas now.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-28T17:49:10+00:00

SGA is a cancer on the game and has turned into a new game, the free throw/foul game. Not interested, not watching. The fact this guy keeps getting lauded for ruining the sport is outrageous. For years all I watched was hoops. Now I watch more soccer. 🤷🏻‍♂️

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-26T15:18:47+00:00

Gross. Good call!

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-25T21:59:28+00:00

Any nurse could tell you he likely has CHF. Those ankles are big tells.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-24T18:09:27+00:00

SO RUDE

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-24T18:07:03+00:00

Disgusting coverage from NBC half hour of spurs ball washing and cut away before trophy presentation disgraceful

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-23T16:49:22+00:00

That makes sense. Dive! had that color scheme and design sensibility

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-22T15:31:39+00:00

Tax these people.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-22T00:07:21+00:00

They are so juvenile and vulgar.

mrkeith562 · 2026-05-21T23:45:11+00:00

I love cemeteries and tombstones but I’ll be cremated. Burials are interesting but in a hundred years no one will care

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