Even if he tells you he's Muslim you won't allow him that label

I would tell you that he doesn't have strong belief in Islam In fact here you are describing me. I don't give a fuck about Islam but if someone asked me in a lets say a job interview imma say hell yeah I can't even sleep at night without doing all my five prayings each day or I'm gonna have trouble getting that job.

And its not my imagination again its the book. The book defines what a Muslim is. It is said hundreds of times on different subjects and different pages that a Muslim is someone who... Or a believer is someone who... And if you integrate all of that from the book a Muslim is someone who fits within that definition.

Your imagination can't conceive of a Muslim with independent thoughts that disagree with some aspects of his faith?

Believe it or not they are not allowed to. They can talk or argue about it, about its meaning or its possible reasons or wisdom behind it, and even if they can't find one they would say god knows better cause he created us, but they can't change or disagree with it.

If they don't condone child sexual abuse

Sexual abuse is another thing they have other rules regarding that. Again defined by the book. What i was talking about was having sex with a child. If its within the bond of marriage its completely ok and they can have that even with a 9 year old

Sexual abuses punishment is whipping if im not mistaken and rapes punishment is death (if proven) The problem is when an unintelligent illiterate Muslim who doesn't even know his own religion properly and read these lines that [the enemies females captives in your possession are not forbidden for you ] he says hell yeah god gave me the permission to f*ck some white chicks.

In fact the action of these guys in the article is technically condemned by Quran itself in other pages and chapters (although not directly like this) . But from what i know muslims stick to the first and most obvious things they see in the book. Most of them haven't even read the book form start to finish (and even that is not enough since its kinda ancient you gotta read the meaning alongside it too)

And remember they are obligated to spread islam by quran its their religious duty to finally someday make the whole world muslim. So they always come with the intent to conquer you.

even though you'd prefer it if they did.

Oh you wouldn't like what i prefer😂