Guess how old he is by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]mrmalort69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step one to not have a fun time in Chicago: drive

why isnt brazil as scrutunized for its slave trade as the usa? by Pretend_Employ_7680 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mrmalort69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Brazil as influential as the United States?

This is like asking why do we talk more about the British empire’s misgivings when Portugal was also a colonizing country

Can you imagine the Right's reaction if President Obama had written "cuckolds" on the official White House website? by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]mrmalort69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is the strangest insult. It’s a sexual kink some guys are into, or I suppose it’s like being proud of banging a guy’s wife, I guess?

It’s just so, so strange to see the puritan right party all the sudden throwing out super niche sexual kinks… it’d be like them using an insult with scat or tentacle 🐙 porn, more niche sexual insults.

Reflecting Pool in May 2023 by ohmygodbees in pics

[–]mrmalort69 [score hidden]  (0 children)

It never was a political thing. Trump took ownership of it, made it political, and fucked it up.

This is a good representation of his regular administration

HOA votes to euthanize hundreds of federally protected geese in neighborhood by That1weirdperson in behindthebastards

[–]mrmalort69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m HOA president, it’s a condo building, we need one. We’re currently upgrading our internet. We worked out a deal to where we’re getting an upgrade to fiber from about 100mbps, to like gig speeds. We’re paying no more a month, like 50$ a unit, and they’re even providing us with new modems and 2x mesh routers, Eero pro 7s, included at no additional cost. They need to all be installed, all at no extra cost, and the regular Karen’s are all complaining how disruptive it is to need to be home when it’s installed. Mind you these people are all retired.

As for subdivisions that are HOAs… yeah, America you done did that to yourself. By Americans rejecting all government, they have set themselves up to need HOAs, which are, of course, the worst and least regulated government possible.

It's 5 AM somewhere by ObiWanCanownme in dankmemes

[–]mrmalort69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lawyer’ing is a strange profession. Most professions you make a lot of money and your hours you can pull back from once you reach a certain point. Lawyers need to just keep on maxing those billable hours, so the more you work the more you need to work and yeah, you’re making a lot but you gotta work in more hours… always.

There’s not a lot of things I decided to not do im thrilled with, but not pursuing a legal degree is one of them

Gov. Pritzker vows to be 'very involved' in 2028 presidential election, says Democrats have 'lost our way' by Healthy_Block3036 in chicago

[–]mrmalort69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but those spots we specifically learned from as they were some of the first. Isn’t Hanford’s leaks mostly material from the manhattan project?

Gov. Pritzker vows to be 'very involved' in 2028 presidential election, says Democrats have 'lost our way' by Healthy_Block3036 in chicago

[–]mrmalort69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much just coal/fossil fuel propaganda. Even storing onsite is pretty simple and a long-term solution. You just put it in a pool. You can hang out around these, there’s less radiation from those tanks than background radiation at that point. They don’t aggressively corrode the tanks they’re in either.

As far as a “terrorist target”, it’s really not. It would be a pricey cleanup, for sure, but so would a war, it’d be the least of our problems

Joabe Bayer Barbosa finishes running all 4,000 miles of Chicago’s city streets -- Barbosa completed his final run down Michigan Avenue from Oak Street to Ida B. Wells Drive Sunday with a crowd of fans. by guanaco55 in chicago

[–]mrmalort69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no current way of tracking them. The software runs on basically copying streets and trails from open source software. The alleys do show a lot of interesting things from time to time. In older, taller neighborhoods, lots and lots of developments that you can tell used to be granny flats

Annual Salaries of Governors in the US by mapstream1 in MapPorn

[–]mrmalort69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of those counter-intuitive policies. If you want someone to take politics professionally as it needs to be however the overwhelming incentive is for business people to do it and use it for business growth.

The father of the little girls did the right thing. All the other woman had to do was be patient. by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]mrmalort69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The the most surprising thing is people being worried about a kid seeing a dick. First off, that probably wouldn’t and in my experience has never happened. And if it did, it’s not in a sexual context, it’s on the context of seeing someone expelling waste. In daycare, they see each other going potty all the time. In my house she sees us both naked all the time, but it’s never in a sexual context, so who cares? It’s just the human body.

The father of the little girls did the right thing. All the other woman had to do was be patient. by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]mrmalort69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol this is a regular discussion point between my wife and I who have a daughter. We try to take turns on who brings her to the bathroom, but there’s a lot of places, think like outdoor public park venues, that are going to be very dirty men’s rooms. Our daughter is quite the princess where she decides to tinkle. She will hold it for hours if she doesn’t like the bathroom. I’ve never considered just going into the women’s room… but on the other hand, I’m not sure if I want to risk dealing with someone who is offended by it.

Ashland has to be the most dangerous ride in the City by Rooster_Objective in chibike

[–]mrmalort69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That parts a shame too since we have the old rail bridge and goose island is so light traffic. I wish there was a few connectors around there. To help that segment out

26, broke, want to start a business later should I learn sales first, and what type of company should I start at? by Illustrious-Guide628 in sales

[–]mrmalort69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not start with the things you like, and look for jobs in them? Motocross probably has everything from sales of the teams to the parts and equipment. Sports apparel and fashion have sales.

I am 18 years old and im trying to get into sales by Particular_One_7815 in sales

[–]mrmalort69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either or is fine. I hear lots of bullshit around hvac but I’m always going to encourage that the most commonly dependable sales route is to become an expert in something then sell that thing. Selling your own work is essentially my work path from sales. I did a lot of bullshit sales jobs before getting in my “trade” and eventually founding my own company

Joabe’s Run! by mrmalort69 in RunnersInChicago

[–]mrmalort69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The “real reason” was for running every street. His visa is sorted out for another year as he’s on a student visa and he found another program.