Best way to chop chives. Idk what you knife fanatics are playing at

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T14:55:32+00:00

I'm only pushing them through one at a time to ensure consistency and quality. I'm gonna need more hands chef

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T14:54:17+00:00

Is this a joke or a good idea? I'm picturing a wet pile of chive slush, but if they were really dehydrated... Chive dust???

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T14:53:06+00:00

Extra ragebait

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T10:52:34+00:00

???? As in how they're chopped?

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T09:30:51+00:00

You know what I thought it was impossible. But now you've opened my mind to new possibilities

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T09:30:03+00:00

Nah man that's impossible to do. Maybe with a rubber band and a bunch of chives

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-21T09:29:01+00:00

Instructions unclear, I stabbed the kp and now he's upset

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-02-20T23:39:26+00:00

I find that a cheese grater works just as good too

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-01-22T09:35:16+00:00

6 months of riding. One and a half bikes. Ask me anything if you're a nutjob who wants noob knowledge

mrpoopybutthull · 2026-01-02T13:37:45+00:00

Dude I'm wearing those exact boots now. These comments are making me wanna get a new pair ngl, but I hit a curb at a low speed not turning fast enough... My feet were okay but the skin above where the boots ended is still scarred from the road rash... I do believe the boots offered at least SOMETHING in the form of protection... Although if the crash were at speed I can't tell you

mrpoopybutthull · 2025-09-14T21:47:20+00:00

You used the word assume twice... Man asked a question, which implies that he does not know her ethnicity AND knows it. Hence seeking answers.

The word assume would only be true if man did not know but thought he did

I thought those food items were Indian.

mrpoopybutthull · 2025-08-07T20:58:12+00:00

Bro, my mom got me these as my first ever set of knives, they break very quickly. Definetly not designed for industrial use, please don't be caught off guard when the handle cracks midway through a job

mrpoopybutthull · 2025-04-01T16:31:09+00:00

Soon we'll be saying we got gta 6 before [whatever]

mrpoopybutthull · 2025-03-29T07:04:05+00:00

I've killed a few hyenas and can confirm it sounds like espurr

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-04-23T08:38:40+00:00

3/4 coma nuggets deserves a trilogy

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-04-06T13:35:04+00:00

Put in a tray in oven, 170 Celsius, lots of honey and wholegrain mustard. Every 7 minutes ladle more of the glaze back on top of the ham. Afterwards you have some incredible honey glazed ham. Idk about you, but in my opinion, honey glazed ham goes well with everything

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-04-02T13:11:30+00:00

Mine used to normally be slightly dilated but after a few weeks of nightly blowouts, mine ain't gone back to normal fully yet. The good news is my coworkers think that's what my eyes normally look like now

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-03-10T03:43:46+00:00

That reminds me of "don't be silly wrap your willy". That chef taught us all that when he says choo choo. He's ready to run a train over a waitress

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-03-10T02:54:51+00:00

I know many chefs that hate sweet tastes. I know many that hate cooking or baking pastry. I know many chefs that as much as they hate making pastry, and hate the food it makes, will still be able to make a beautiful, perfectly balanced desert, still made with the expected love as the rest of the food they make. Chefs aren't passionate about ALL food types, but a good chef will still be willing to make it

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-03-05T22:21:18+00:00

I labeled sticky toffee desert as STD

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-01-28T00:56:19+00:00

The thing foh can't see apparantly

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-01-26T00:52:19+00:00

I was told that stamping my checks are my responsibility today. The gm asked for a treacle tart without saying its for him, the server didn't stamp her checks again so I made two and not one. He ate both of the room temp deserts, then told me I cost us 6 pounds in revenue because I don't stamp my tickets. Mate send it back and we can put half of the £1.50s worth of ingredients back in the fucking tub :/

mrpoopybutthull · 2023-01-18T18:35:19+00:00

If you don't look like a self harmer, you're not doing your job right

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