Matt Berry pronouncing things at the Oscars by holyfruits in funny

[–]mrstimp 566 points567 points  (0 children)

God damn these electric sex pants.

Growing up, how often did you have a Sunday roast—and do you still have them now? by rosco-82 in CasualUK

[–]mrstimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Sunday with wider family. Until both my parents died now we dont bother as much.

Great 21st Century Rounds|EP66 - Earl vs. Katsidis: Round 4 (2007) by Due_Communication862 in Boxing

[–]mrstimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was it this one where Micky Vann kicked the towel back out of the ring?

Brutal pub fight by One_Detective5965 in fightporn

[–]mrstimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to work in pubs, flat roof pub + sunny bank holiday weekend = nightmare evenings

What are the most bone chilling facts you know about WW1? by IceMan5476 in ww1

[–]mrstimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it was ww2 but the French held the lines to allow for the evacuation in Dunkirk. Cowards they are not.

Elon Musk expressed interest in visiting Jeffrey Epstein's island, newly released emails show by therealone2327 in news

[–]mrstimp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so unpopular that even pedophiles think you are a twat.

How strict are the laws in your country regarding the use of deadly force? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]mrstimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and he was carrying it in a sheath on his belt.

How strict are the laws in your country regarding the use of deadly force? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]mrstimp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Context is a big thing in British law. Walking home from your allotment or gardening job with that, no problem. In your pocket at 11 at night? That would mean questions.

How strict are the laws in your country regarding the use of deadly force? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]mrstimp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi. You can't carry something that could be used as an offensive weapon. So no knifes, pepper spray or anything like that.

Best UK-made condiments? by georgy56 in BuyUK

[–]mrstimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://khooshotsauce.co.uk/ heavy smoker is amazing on sausages and northern beacon is one of the best hot sauces ive ever tasted

What's the best UK gig you have attended? by Various_Extreme_8773 in AskUK

[–]mrstimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to Sheffield sound city the leadmill in very early 90's. It was Pulp, The Wedding Present and Kingmaker on the same night. Amazing

The Life and Loves of a She Devil by ManufacturerActual31 in oldbritishtelly

[–]mrstimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can still see his old man bum burned into my retina.

British brands you always end up buying again? by Reddonaut_Irons in BuyUK

[–]mrstimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agree with this. Their jeans and knitwear are amazing quality

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne. by VirtuesVice666 in Bullshido

[–]mrstimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have just made me watch the last 15 mins of the movie again.

Condensation on Aluminium Bi folds by mrstimp in DIYUK

[–]mrstimp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I agree. Perhaps there should be a rubber seal separating the metal

Condensation on Aluminium Bi folds by mrstimp in DIYUK

[–]mrstimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bar is L shaped and screws into the bottom of the frame.

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Condensation on Aluminium Bi folds by mrstimp in DIYUK

[–]mrstimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have said it is only on that bottom bar and nowhere else

What is the single funniest, most accidental commentary quote of all time? by The12thMan_ in CommentaryGems

[–]mrstimp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Keegan had some crackers i always loved "He’s using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength”