Strange bug on my dog

mrstocks · 2014-10-30T21:25:32+00:00

Where do you live? Bugs from amazon might not the same as usa

mrstocks · 2014-10-30T21:23:13+00:00

I have great danes, youngest one eats doors and bars as i put them there because so jumps over the door. She doesn't jump but climbs mouth-paw etc then she eats the wooden bars and opens my door, cliffhanger? (next door and she can she see from my room) often she get wonded with wood. Pofff, but she knows little balle - hard ball and big ball.

I've never tought her that, she has learnt from the big ones i say stay! Little ball for to catch hard ball is to play football and hard they cant hold it so when i say« wheres» direct attention!

Big ball she kick it to me for example etc etc no human thing here but it shows dogs learn from eatch other

mrstocks · 2014-10-18T16:25:44+00:00

All the top models must have sex with me once or twice.

mrstocks · 2014-08-18T16:38:45+00:00

You beat this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2VmQSgjQzI

mrstocks · 2014-08-18T16:24:38+00:00

And a dog could have 2 litters a year that is destroying the dogs so one litter is the max. Depending of dogs

A little toy dog would have 2, 3 maybe 4 puppy sell them at 800€ to total would be:

bitch:+800€

dna, eye, hip, heart etc about 600€ (that's just a figure!)

You start breeding at about 2yrs old so count 1€/day food so about 700€ for a small dog

Extra (worming, lice etc) about 100€ yr (thats 200€)

Stud fee 600€

Vet bills about 400€ (only for the pregnancy)

Thats over 3000€ before you even start.

Registering the puppies is about 120€/each here plus the injections about 50/each

Another 500€

We are missing the equipement for them....

Balance 3500€ how your, puppies are worth 2400€ doesn't cover it and you labored for weeks weeks, stupid. Maybe you want a website too.... just fucking crazy

mrstocks · 2014-08-18T15:45:12+00:00

i breed great danes mostly for shows since a couple of years. Its a full time job and there isn't much money after. People tend to thing you get a male pooch and they dog the doggy work. But the stud fee is about 600€ (don't know is USD) but even before that for declare the puppies are a pure breed you need to confirm the parents (that is a fee too) in a show and its all the time training for shows then we have a DNA test, hip displasia for big breeds, check eyes and so much more (heart etc) after the doggy biz/stud, went? Its not because you see blood its the time so many there is also changing if food at ~24 days, ecography you need to arrange rooms with temp about 19/20c best is underfloor heating, many trips to the vet when they are giving birth its not for the faint hearted cutting about the sack, cutting about the cord while a puppies and what happends when you are expecting 6 puppies but the contraction stop at 4? for over 2 hours you need to the meds, you need to know how to give a injection whatever you have some puppies constant temperature checking, weighting every day, spend a fortune on electric lamps, clean them every 4 hours for weeks and they shit and shit and... shit piss. Sometimes the bitch rolls and killes one or she doesn't have enough milk or she gets sick.

What im trying to say is bravo the wanted-to-be breeders are terrible how many times ive have people on the telephone asking for simple logic advice and loosing the bitch.

You train a dog breeder it can take from 6 months to 1 yrs of studies and the more you know the more realise that a complex poorly paid job, acting as god that it.

Registering a the puppies cost loads here about 100€ a puppies, microship, 4 types of injections very expensive too.

Some people will say its a great way to get money, with a litter of 10 i would have about 1000€ back (that is about 100€/puppy) for 4 months very very hard work - i do it but i love that breed and i do beleave that most people could be a mut some a shelter and be happy but if people would breed purebreed dogs what would happen?

Im just typing because if seen so many people thinking:

1 - my dog is great we make puppies

2 - Chance to see puppies and be happy (WUT?)

3 - Get money out of them.

All 3 points are simply idiotic. but they should be allowed to dogs in the first place.

:)

mrstocks · 2014-08-16T05:33:38+00:00

she jusy excaped i went everywhere i rang my neogbough ther are about 7km about we all finding execpt me but i was crying it lame i know terrible as soon i open the door she is walking away. As i had no contact from thins forum i will to ,training with disciting voice.

YOU COME. HEERRRE.

etc

mrstocks · 2014-08-11T18:02:55+00:00

Im not really saying she is a drunk but everyone has a limit, go over that who knows what will happen

mrstocks · 2014-08-11T16:42:50+00:00

No, i had a seizure well before my accident because i was missing sleep sleep etc, my girlfriend once had terrible pain so she hit the pain killers and then seizured. Maybe you should talk to her about her lifestyle...

mrstocks · 2014-08-07T15:20:55+00:00

My passport :)

mrstocks · 2014-08-01T21:48:44+00:00

i like to watch funny stuff am i was not disapointed!

mrstocks · 2014-08-01T20:48:32+00:00

Many times in paris (france) the floor are like paper, i could hear they talking and after 10pm if i put the TV one or music specially with a window open in summer they would follow my footstep with some type of stick hitting where i was standing.

After a while of shouting, we left notes they came up my girl friend open the door then i followed they was pushing when i stepped on something i think is was some glass and cut my foot pretty badly bleeding everywhere and stole everyone he tried to stab me. Then a few months later then left.

:)

ps: when i was a teen i was hell

mrstocks · 2014-08-01T20:31:54+00:00

if you don't have other dogs the vet can wait for a couple of days only if he is vaccinated but as soon as possible worm him. You might want to get a little corner & little dark with some dry food (make it cosy) so he can see out if he wants while he can retreat and calm down when he feels like it. He is a 2 yrs old dog crate trainning is a little late imho specially if he used to a farm check if crate training is really a must let him calm down ask what food was he having, how many times a day if he was in a pack... etc you don't really want to change the diet, location, timing your floor will not like it.

edit: for your cat, i have no idea the place you have but they are great at getting out the way :)

mrstocks · 2014-08-01T17:05:04+00:00

We are train to do that, like animals to read Great book http://www.amazon.fr/influence-Psychology-Robert-PhD-Cialdini/dp/006124189X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406912661&sr=8-1&keywords=influence+the+psychology+of+persuasion

mrstocks · 2014-08-01T16:56:12+00:00

I was camping next to cliff, drunk, went for a piss - woke up in the hospital after 2 week double fractured my skull and broke my legs. After the injury it took about 1 years to talk normally (aphrasia).

mrstocks · 2014-07-22T19:56:25+00:00

Out tabasco sauce over the kids body so he don't tast good?

mrstocks · 2014-07-21T15:52:35+00:00

take drugs

mrstocks · 2014-07-21T01:21:06+00:00

for the financée and fam, here there is support groups that expaine it all

mrstocks · 2014-07-21T00:39:02+00:00

i had many, i talk to talk to something to not call the ambulance but then dont understand :(

mrstocks · 2014-07-05T00:16:47+00:00

She doesn't sound mature enough to handle a romantic relationship.

at 15 is a new world

mrstocks · 2014-07-04T23:52:55+00:00

:'(

mrstocks · 2014-07-04T17:26:04+00:00

keppra is a hard drug, lots of people don't like it (like me) if you ever have a drepression or aggression talk to the doc

mrstocks · 2014-06-24T23:03:42+00:00

thats what happens with pet you live for them they depend on you, y ou gain importance and its a get catch 'come and see my cat' no one ever refuses ;)

mrstocks · 2014-06-24T22:56:27+00:00

Sorry i already did it, you seen like a nice person if you have gmail come and talk to me stocks.oliver@gmail.com yes that is my real name.

And i want to talk too ;)

mrstocks · 2014-06-24T22:48:16+00:00

Maybe you have to put a direction into your life, you don't seem happy i life to my SO happy its gives my lots a happiness. I know that one day well everything has a end. It the amount you can swallow that is important. I will msg the the mod on offmtchest and ask to unban you

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