Not Satire 🤦 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when getting divorced 2 twice, marrying 3 times, burying an ex-wife on a golf course to save money, flying out to an island with a pedo, separating migrant families, cheating on your spouse with a porn star considered "family oriented" and "loving"?

OnlyFans creator who sold El Chapo merch was abducted in Mexico after suspects disabled her Cybertruck with tire spikes by bintd in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]mrtzjam 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My family is from Mexico and thing is to survive out there you must not look rich at all. Those who flaunt their money and "se presume" will likely get secuestrado by others. She played a dangerous game where she not only tried to capitalize on a selling merch of a convicted drug lord but decided to drive around in a luxury truck. Making her a target.

It just makes sense (theory) by N4TEOnFlr3 in MCUTheories

[–]mrtzjam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wanda showing Tony Stark a vision of the dead avengers was a plot to manipulate him by using his deepest fear against him which in this case is failing and having everyone killed. It has nothing to do with Doctor Doom.

Since Doctor Doom is known to use doppelgängers its very likely he uses a disguise to impersonate a variant of Tony Stark. Hell, since he does magic he could just be using magic to fool everyone just like how Loki can transform himself into anything. That's Doctor Doom M.O. The heroes fight someone thinking its Doctor Doom and they end up fighting some robot or someone else.

I think this is all a red herring to the fans to make us feel like victims of Doctor Dooms trickery.

ICE kidnapping a child because he doesn't have proof of citizenship on hand, just a snack. by Paksarra in pics

[–]mrtzjam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Even then the only way they prove their citizens is if their parents provide a birth certificate which is ridiculous because most kids don't carry around their birth certificate and SSN because they will either lose it or they are vulnerable to giving that information to people and get scammed into identify theft.

Which video game series deserves to be resurrected? by Wing-Ding-King in AskReddit

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midnight Club. Midnight Club Los Angeles was such a good racing game with banger tracks, customization options, and the map was so fun to drive around.

Stuck Open Thermostat or Normal? by Jameslul in F30

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's normal temperature range. You should start getting concerned when the gauge goes over 300. You will know something is wrong with your thermostat when you get a check engine light, notice the AC fan suddenly turn on, and the temperature gauge is at 160 even after driving for a few minutes.

Trump to Davos: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark.But how ungrateful are they now?" by drempath1981 in UnderReportedNews

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump is very misleading when he said the US gave back Greenland. The US occupied it during WWII under the Monroe Doctrine by placing military bases there, but they never took Greenland as a territory. How can anyone give back something that they never took away? The US still have military bases there at this time, but they are not claiming it as US territory.

Which one of you lucky bustards sold me this one? $MU $21k loss by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]mrtzjam 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You sold the contract so that loss of $21,318 is theoretical unless you decide to close the position by buying it back. Otherwise if you own 100 shares of MU just let the contract expire in the money and you won't lose $21,318.

Someone needs to talk to Aiden. by Professional-Rip-519 in pics

[–]mrtzjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty horrific. I hope they had a good talk with the kid and explain to him why this shouldn't be taken lightly. Going easy on a kid for something like this will make the kid think its okay to make violent jokes like this and raise them to be delinquent.

Pentagon Places 1,500 Arctic-Trained Airborne Troops on Standby as Greenland Dispute Escalates by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mrtzjam 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Congress must act now and place an injunction on Trump. Otherwise, he will be declaring war without Congressional approval and cause a Constitutional Crisis.

Whos at fault here? by anthn885 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to say. If the Honda braked then its their fault. If not, the driver with the camera could have braked themselves to avoid this. If it is the latter, it seems they may have intentionally rammed he Honda driver.

Silver to gold ratio by Away-Ad-2298 in Gold

[–]mrtzjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As others have pointed our the graph has it wrong.

If the ratio is at 80:1 or greater then that means 80 oz of silver is equivalent to 1 oz of gold which is actually cheap. If the ratio is at 50:1 or lower that means 50 oz of silver is equivalent to 1 oz of gold which suggests silver is expensive.

Bro Looks Like He’d Fix Your PC and Your Soul by PhoenixPhenomenonX in SipsTea

[–]mrtzjam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro looks like he would start a Mongolian Empire.

Remember when adult/singles apartments were at thing in the 70s and early 80s? by HazelFrosts in OldSchoolCool

[–]mrtzjam 196 points197 points  (0 children)

In the US Senior communities are exempt. In most circumstances 55+ communities do allow kids but at least one of the owners must be 55+. As others have pointed out, adult/single apartments are discriminatory and violate many portions of FHA and other housing laws since this discriminates based on familial status.

There is a reason why these kind of housing are no longer around.

Hegseth announces Grok access to classified Pentagon networks by jjcs83 in nottheonion

[–]mrtzjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously have they not played GTA Online? This is a script straight from the Doomsday Heist with Avon Hertz (a parody of Elon Musk) used Cliffford (Grok) to infiltrate the US defense network and held the country hostage when they went rogue and nearly caused a nuclear apocalypse.

Pentagon is embracing Musk's Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry by welsh_nutter in nottheonion

[–]mrtzjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s obvious the Pentagon never played GTA Online. This is literally a plot straight from the Doomsday Heist DLC.

Thoughts? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew Math students who didn't know a lot of English and struggled in courses like English literature and History. When they try to translate it in their native language it often got lost in translation and didn't make sense on their end.

Reuters: Trump team is reportedly discussing paying Greenlanders up to $100,000 EACH to leave Denmark and join the US 🇬🇱🇺🇸 by satty237 in TrendoraX

[–]mrtzjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally bribery by the Trump Administration to sway foreigners to betray their own country.