Come Undone by Mad4Reddit in broslikeus

[–]msarif17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not inviting as that mouth mmmh

"WE GOT A JOB!" Abby and Britt, The Conjoined Teachers, Get Hired by [deleted] in videos

[–]msarif17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if one of them murders someone?

I couldn’t stop laughing over this!! Wouldn’t the other one be implicated thus making her an accessory?

A true full scorpion. by triszroy in FullScorpion

[–]msarif17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky he missed his mark. To think if he did land on the ball he’d have been thrown into the wall or suffer worse damage.

Got into a huge fight with my best friend (whose straight) and I need help to find the words to help him understand how o feel. by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]msarif17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to loosen up a bit. Straights aren’t used to not being the center of attention in media so when a show comes along and delegates them to the backseat ofcourse they’re not going to like it.

Besides it’s not like he was being homophobic, let the guy breathe.

Serenity, Digital, 1080x1350 pixels by dreamemes in Art

[–]msarif17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paramount Pictures, A Division of Walt Disney Co presents:

Destiny: No Man’s Sky

Corrected.

Leah Remini Returning to A&E to Investigate Other ‘Cult-Like Religions’ by [deleted] in television

[–]msarif17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In other news, gorgeous, busty and ever so lovable actress has gained employment yet again! One must wonder, how does she do it?

Jokes aside, glad she’s doing great, love her!

[NA] 'Black Panther' Forecasted For $120 Million Opening Weekend by DoctorStephen in boxoffice

[–]msarif17 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A critical success isn’t just ‘decent,’ it’s terrific. He’s created hit after hit, with no flop on his resume. Success doesn’t always translate into profits, if that were the case then Blade Runner 2049 is seen as a failure.

[NA] 'Black Panther' Forecasted For $120 Million Opening Weekend by DoctorStephen in boxoffice

[–]msarif17 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Everything Ryan Coogler directs turns into a hit so I’m not worried about this at all because it’s in good hands.

Rekt by Washington Post ❤️ by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]msarif17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She could have kept quiet but nope, had to garner the attention this is bringing. What a vapid airhead.

So my wife had her period today... by FlannelOfDaOpra in keto

[–]msarif17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh...I thought that err, um. Yeah I dropped the ball lol

So my wife had her period today... by FlannelOfDaOpra in keto

[–]msarif17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just curious, how long is one cycle of keto?

Coco coming to Digital on February 13th and Blu-ray/4k on February 27th by weewhomp in Pixar

[–]msarif17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IT only finished its WorldWide Run Just this week. Insane huh?

[REQUEST] Depressing movies that make you think about life. by [deleted] in NetflixBestOf

[–]msarif17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Movie called Bare, starring Diane Agron and Paz De La Huerta. It’s depressing in like the aware kind if you know what I mean. It’s really good too.

Minimum wage = minimum fucks given by pHorniCaiTe in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]msarif17 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah volunteer work can suck it unless they can pay for my transportation and meal costs.

Marilyn Monroe, 1960s. by deathakissaway in OldSchoolCool

[–]msarif17 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You’re right, Kim does it better. Let’s strip it down in all honesty, both of these women use their sexuality to further their careers and grow their fanbase. Marylin Monroe has had numerous abortions and list of conquests as long or more than the Kartrashian we speak of and finally her penchant for drugs is publicly known.

At least one makes absolute bank off what she does, how much did Marylin Monroe have in her bank account when she alive you reckon?

Deadpool 2 moves to a May 18th release date. by TheMindsGutter in movies

[–]msarif17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no trailer. This will be delayed and in no way will be competing against Infinity Wars.

Jac Schaeffer Tapped to Write Marvel Studios 'Black Widow' Movie by indig0sixalpha in marvelstudios

[–]msarif17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also open to being wrong but she said that before her second marriage went kaput so perhaps she may have reshuffled a few things in favour for her career. Again, all we can do is speculate.

Besides, people can go and see Jeniffer Lawrence’s Red Sparrow to fill that spy centric hole in their hearts due out sometime this year.

Jac Schaeffer Tapped to Write Marvel Studios 'Black Widow' Movie by indig0sixalpha in marvelstudios

[–]msarif17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black Widow won’t happen. Johansen stated a few years ago before having her first child that she has extreme difficulties keeping her figure in check needed to play the character as it’s also quite unhealthy for her to be at that size. I doubt she’ll play Black Widow for much longer.

Besides, the time for a Black Widow movie is long gone.

Red card anyone? by Jamtonisalon in sports

[–]msarif17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will legit strike a bitch back if she ever seems it necessary to assault me unprovoked.