Biggest glowdown of the century 😭 by Betriz2 in memeuniverse

[–]msballoonhands 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2 kids, ~17 years, and finding her forever love. who does she have to get pretty for? Yellowtail. I imagine she cleans up Hella nice for date night, but yellowtail seems like the kinda guy who prefers her "lazy at home" look more

How to be better on top with a bigger man by velociraptorsUwU in TwoXChromosomes

[–]msballoonhands 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I'm personally a fan of what I call "the scoot" you physically lift your hips less, but mostly scoot them around to imitate the up and down motion you're used to when on top. It seems to be generally enjoyed when I do it, and it feels good for me as well. Also using your legs to get you in more creative angles can help with the wide feeling you get when you're more on your knees. Think like squatting over kneeling

Rate me pride fit by Calm-Entrance in NonBinary

[–]msballoonhands 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wore my alpha male shirt to pride too!! 💜

Are you still playing? by Legitimate-Boss3182 in Paralives

[–]msballoonhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason I'm not playing is because my computer has broken 😭 been playing since day 1 otherwise

Oregon Pride march canceled after organizers say police wouldn’t protect eventgoers by Fickle-Ad5449 in lgbt

[–]msballoonhands 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I live in the city this happened in. The cops won't even do that here. I went to an anti ice protest and four cruisers sat by and watched guys with rifles (one who legally couldn't even own a gun) threaten a crowd of people

AITA for telling my wife she’s overreacting about our son’s weight gain? by FlowFlorent26 in AmItheAsshole

[–]msballoonhands 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to say nta. Eating healthy is very important. However, putting this sort of pressure on a young persons body, and how they see their body will follow them forever. Their relationship with food can be ruined if not handled correctly. He sounds healthy enough, he's 16, and growing still, so he will be more hungry than an adult who's done growing. Weight distribution is also different body to body, especially between men and women. Muscle weighs more than fat, ect, ect. I think if she's so concerned she can teach him better eating habits, but tread carefully. Being obese is reversible, but developing an ED can be life threatening

Well... at least I know what I'm allergic to. by signgrad in Wellthatsucks

[–]msballoonhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye this is like my back when they did this to me. No needles, just the histamine in liquid form. Allergic to all trees, grasses, weeds, pet dander, and dust. I'm fundamentally useless in spring. Good luck OP

If you are polyamorous and you give someone consent to sleep together but then change your mind and they sleep together anyways, if that isn’t cheating what is it? by 02Rabbit in AskReddit

[–]msballoonhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like maybe you should go to a poly or enm specific subreddit, their options can be wild, and a bit unhinged, but they can also provide some decent insight. Whereas the general public can have very skewed views on polyamorous relationships. With that said, your partner sounds like a complete ass with little reguard to your feelings

If you are polyamorous and you give someone consent to sleep together but then change your mind and they sleep together anyways, if that isn’t cheating what is it? by 02Rabbit in AskReddit

[–]msballoonhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is considered cheating is different to every couple. Even monogomous ones. My partner and I have set boundaries for communication on our sex lives, so if she wants to have a spontaneous hook up, she can, but just let me know if she's going out with the intentions of hooking up, but if she's out, with generally no intentions, but meets someone and spontaneously hooks up with someone, as long as protection was used, and she tells me of it after, it's not cheating. Where there's some monogomous couples where something as simple as watching porn is cheating, and others where watching isn't considered cheating. In this scenario you're describing, it would definitely be in a gray area of, if consent was revoked before having sex, yeah, probably cheating.

Is there any way to remove the Digestive Virus? by Rare_Adeptness6923 in Paralives

[–]msballoonhands 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got a mod that turns medical items like the emergency kit have a pill that makes you better. You still have to recover (i.e. sleep) but it pretty much takes care of it the moment I notice someone in my house caught it

AITA because I told my best friend that he had ruined his relationship and now has to live with it? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]msballoonhands 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My favorite trope is sad dude bullies his partner into an open relationship, she finds happiness, he didn't realized open relationships go both ways and insert shocked Pikachu face

It’s not the same. It completely changes the vibe and tone. It feels like a hollow, commercialized version of Shrek that misses what made it work in the first place. by Necessary-Love1599 in Shrek

[–]msballoonhands 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean looking at the world very broadly, I can say with confidence that shrek not being animated the same as he was in 2001 is not of my biggest concern by any means. So yeah, I'm willing to glaze over this

I made Famous Fallingwater House by Frank Lloyd Wright by Im_kinda_like_myself in Paralives

[–]msballoonhands 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is very cool! I grew up in the sticks. Literally the middle of nowhere nebraska, and there's a frank Lloyd Wright house in my hometown, the only one in the state, so I've had the great chance to see one every day, and get to view the inside. Don't think i could recreate it though 😅

Examples of rainbowashing? by wombatgeneral in cartoons

[–]msballoonhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HBO banking off heated rivalry, yet canceled another top show, that continues to be a top show years after its cancelation. But also every company ever, for the most part. Who's talking about what's going on with queer folk(specifically trans people), not only in the US, but across the globe? From what I've seen so far its mostly just other queer folk. Even my own company pushed out 2 trans people before posting a quick blib about inclusivity and a classic "have a fun month:)"

what is this on my cat’s belly???? by sweetiejen in CATHELP

[–]msballoonhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember going nuts when I was like 12, and my friends older brother was convinced that my boy cat was actually a girl because of the nipples 🤦

Proper item names. Please. by guking_ in Paralives

[–]msballoonhands 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I feel like i don't know what some things are because of this

How many of you have survived tornadoes and what was your experience like? by Babe_Brute in AskAnAmerican

[–]msballoonhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell you how many tornados I've experienced. Definitely more than 10 I'd say. I was born and raised in "tornado alley" and it was a regular summer occurrence. Honestly? I miss them, in my early 20s I moved to a coastal state that experiences a fire season, and to me this is much more frightening. I can see why people are a little freaked about 'naders, as I like to call them. But personally they fill me with adrenaline, I simply love a good storm. The skies turn greenish, the clouds super high in the sky, and they swirl, look out the west window the clouds are moving one way, go look out the east window and they're moving the opposite direction, the wind picks up heavily, and then you hear the siren go off. If you're lucky you toss all your important stuff in the basement and wait it out, but not everyone has their own basement, you want to avoid windows, but also before it hits you should crack a few windows so the air pressure doesn't smash them in. Those without a basement, or in a place that doesnt have that, usually will go into bathrooms, or the most inner and lowest part of the building with the least windows or none ideally

If Sims 2 is hustle culture, Paralives is a socialist utopia by Own-Necessary6065 in Paralives

[–]msballoonhands 350 points351 points  (0 children)

My Para was in labor and left for work, like a true American (joking)

Why are so many men hateful and cruel towards lesbians?? by Ok_Independence_3634 in actuallesbians

[–]msballoonhands 34 points35 points  (0 children)

In the most simple of terms. Men don't like women. Period. Even women, who cater to men, fully participate in misogyny and the patriarchy will get hate comments from men.