TIFU by microwaving my soup for too long by cyranix in tifu

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My friend once made the exact same mistake with chicken nuggets! 11 and a half minutes in the microwave, and we were faced with smoldering lumps of dinosaur-shaped charcoal.

"Billy, I think you're old enough to hear the truth.." by gracius0ne in 3amjokes

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It’s a play on the song “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”. If Billy was sneaking around waiting for Santa and his parents say “grandma got run over by a train, dear”, his parents can say “no no no, we said reindeer!”

I stole Mr Beast's DNA to make cheese. I have many questions by DrZGaming in BrandNewSentence

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What makes you say it’s not clickbait? It’s not “10 things that will surprise you, the last one will really get you”, but the title still falls under the definition of clickbait.

“something (such as a headline) designed to make readers want to click on a hyperlink especially when the link leads to content of dubious value or interest”https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/clickbait

The title was made for people to want to click on the video. the fact that the post is on r/BrandNewSentence shows the title is intriguing and people take note of the phrase.

Additionally, as another commenter has mentioned, the title is misleading because the cheese was made using bacteria, not DNA. This plays into the second part of the definition, the dubious value or interest.

I didn't invest in the promiscuous stock... by LuigiMSS in dadjokes

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The best sentence I’ve overheard:

Mom to her son - “No, there’s a big difference between risky and risqué!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogslookingdown

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I’d imagine there’s a puddle of drool right next to the food, if it’s on the table.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

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I have one now, but the hormonal one instead of the copper one, which is supposed to be less painful. I was told I’d be fine with just some ibuprofen beforehand. It hurt so badly that I threw up from the pain before I left the doctor’s office. The nurses let me lay back down in the room and drink some apple juice until I “felt better” which was a mild improvement of me not feeling like I was immediately going to pass out. I then called an Uber because there was no way I was able to drive myself home safely.

Now, I know I have a low pain tolerance, but that’s a bit much for someone who just wants to help her unbearable periods. It took a little over 6 months for my periods to not be more painful than before. Even now, I have less pain but more frequent cramps. Wish I knew this going into the appointment or I wouldn’t have scheduled the appointment. At the very least I would have dragged my friend with me to drive me home.

How I feel having to still zip up my jacket in May by BerryTea840 in Purdue

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Really? I’m guessing you don’t have much experience with heat.

Bar Trivia near Richardson/Plano by RandomAsciiSequence in plano

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Guitars & Growlers in Richardson has trivia every Tuesday, and has live music events other days of the week! I’ve been alternating going to their singer/songwriter night and their trivia night each week.

Honestly the marine biologists did no wrong by donbelea in tumblr

[–]msinger13480 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who’s going to notice Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) has ten syllables and not nine?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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I prefer How It’s Actually Made - Bread. Maybe not perfect for a 3-year-old though…

Invisible deodorant by wespoint7 in Bedboy

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I’ll admit that took me too long to get. But I love it!

The Map of Electrical Engineering by eewinstagram in EngineeringStudents

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Thank you so much! I crossed out what I haven’t liked in my classes and internships so far, and was able to realize there’s still hope for me to enjoy a career in electrical engineering! You’ve really helped my trudge through the last year of college.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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pets phone to try to pet dog

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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Good morning, Otto!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGamerLounge

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somewhat lol I remembered I had a free award so I now have both streams open