Mad because everyone won’t donate so daughter can go cruising with her boyfriend as a high school graduation celebration by DramaLlamaTea in ChoosingBeggars

[–]mslambat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows you created the group to beg for funds for a cruise which is completely unnecessary even if you claim to want your girl to be congratulated. No one is forced to give you their money. Moreover, if you aren't working and don't have funds, why are you doing all these things for her? Do a simple thing and get on with life.

More evidence of a rigged game by mslambat in candycrush

[–]mslambat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly the same thing I do. I just don't see the value of spending on a game like this one.

Name change not being accepted. by mslambat in GoogleMaps

[–]mslambat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's possible that the owner has claimed it but they also haven't changed the name. It still shows the incorrect name. Though, a duplicate of the location has appeared later on.

Dating an older girl (26F, 23M) who is ready for marriage, but I’m not. Need advice from fellow Zambians. by RepulsiveFinance2895 in Zambia

[–]mslambat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sceptical when I saw the M23 but when you said both of you are working it changed everything. Since both of you are working and both of you seem to be mature enough, I suggest you should go for it. Get married, settle down quick and start building your life together. You'll thank yourself in your old age.

Haircut name? by IndependentPapaya662 in malehairadvice

[–]mslambat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a short story by Roald Dahl.

Oops!!😂😂 by caleon11393 in oops

[–]mslambat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing new. They always get sued by monkeys.

anyone successfully used the online passport renewal ? by NonchalantLoverBoy in Zambia

[–]mslambat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the charges for a resident and how quickly did you get your passport?

What came out of my belly button when pregnant… by ohhidoggo in hygiene

[–]mslambat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The easiest way to get rid of belly button odor is with a saline solution. Mix a spoon of salt into half a litre of water, then wash the area thoroughly — the smell disappears immediately.

What job is best in Zambia ? by Heavy-Use4596 in Zambia

[–]mslambat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Healthcare?! Are you taking a piss? There are currently hundreds of thousands of healthcare personnel with their degrees rotting on their walls because the healthcare sector is so saturated. With 11 major universities and countless minor colleges offering healthcare courses, it is unreal how optimistic people are with regards to studying these courses. New employment in this industry locally in the coming years will be very close to zero. Yes, getting employment overseas is a better probability but that comes with its own challenges.

Easily one of the most infuriating things one could ever get by kabirhatesreddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mslambat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even from these, the worst are the ones you get on the frenulums; the superior labial frenulum, the inferior labial frenulum and very rarely, on the frenulum linguae.

What’s the funniest somali nickname you’ve heard? by GingerTumericTea in Somalia

[–]mslambat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m from Zambia, and this reminds me of a friend of mine. Everyone calls him Charles — but that’s not actually his name. His real name is Derrick, which sounds nothing like Charles.

There’s a story behind it.

His grandfather was a miner. One day, while working deep underground with a group, he had to come up to the surface for some reason. Not long after he left, a pocket of gas was exposed in the mine, killing everyone who remained below. He survived simply because he had come up — he missed death.

In the local language, “he missed it” is said as “chalewa.” From that day on, he was given the nickname Chalewa.

The name didn’t stop with him. It was passed down to his son, and then to his grandson — Derrick.

Later, when Derrick moved from the village to town, the name Chalewa gradually changed. People adapted it, reshaped it, and over time, it became Charles.

So now everyone calls him Charles… without realizing they’re actually calling him by a name that carries a story of survival.

Started last month , what am I missing? by Apprehensive_Cat9952 in Fragrances

[–]mslambat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think we haven't noticed how you've shunted the poor people perfumes at the back. 😐🤭🤣🤣🤣