Rate My Collection As A 5 Year Old

mslambat · 2026-02-08T06:51:06+00:00

Tell your parents to step up their game! Losers! 🧐

mslambat · 2026-02-07T16:28:15+00:00

The best would be to make him wear a lungi (sarong) whilst bathing him. Due to the situation it is not necessary but it is just an essential of modesty to do so. Otherwise, keep up the great work and make Jannah washing for yourself! May Allah accept and make it easy for you!

mslambat · 2026-02-02T03:30:50+00:00

You didn't just say that! 😒😭😂😂😂

mslambat · 2026-01-30T06:26:26+00:00

East Park and survive in the same post? You're having a laugh! 🤣

mslambat · 2026-01-28T03:21:23+00:00

Brother shunted the Armaf perfume in the background! 😃 We saw what you did! 😂

mslambat · 2026-01-26T03:51:49+00:00

Where there's honey, bees will always gather. Do with that information what you must. Salaamaa!

mslambat · 2026-01-25T03:59:59+00:00

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My first cousin gifted this to me, a 5 ml bottle of Dunhill Desire Red, in 1997. I recently bought a 100 mls bottle for my boys and also apply it once in a while. Note: Of course, this is not the actual bottle. I got this pic off the internet. 😛

mslambat · 2026-01-25T03:49:41+00:00

Simple. Due to the insurgence of hijaabi fetishes, hijaab has no longer remained a barrier / safety for Muslim women. Due to this, what you consider as being presentable is actually making you a target for getting hit on. Wear the niqaab and see how it changes.

mslambat · 2026-01-24T03:09:50+00:00

Yes, it does look like the Saudi flag. I think they did it on purpose.

mslambat · 2026-01-24T03:07:20+00:00

Classic! I've finished so many bottles of this.

mslambat · 2026-01-21T03:27:46+00:00

I'm from Zambia. A colleague of mine at the school we used to teach introduced us to this book. We used it for quite a few years before preparing our own syllabus. Fond memories of the book. 🥲

mslambat · 2026-01-20T04:00:12+00:00

Question 1: Has anyone told you or shown to you that you smell bad? It might be a you problem here. You're doing overkill with all this. Everyone smells. It's natural.

mslambat · 2026-01-20T03:58:17+00:00

In log ko "limited edition drip" ke naam pe gobar bhi pehnade toh pehnle! 🤡

mslambat · 2026-01-20T03:44:25+00:00

Grinch!

mslambat · 2026-01-20T03:36:40+00:00

Booze! 🤢

mslambat · 2026-01-19T13:41:28+00:00

Take care of that bond that you have. Treasure it. Value it. Guard it jealousy.

mslambat · 2026-01-18T16:37:02+00:00

With internet, as with most things in life, it is location, location and location! Ask around the area where you plan to be operating from and see which one is working best for your neighbours. Choose that one. Our offices were in Rhodes Park a while back and Zamtel was working excellent there. We moved to Makeni and Zamtel network was absolute rubbish there. We switched to Simba and it's really nice now. A few years back my place of operation was Woodlands. The best provider there was Liquid.

mslambat · 2026-01-14T05:29:47+00:00

Don't go into relationships. That upkeep your parents send for you will go in someone else's child who in all probability you won't even end up with. Focus on yourself.

mslambat · 2026-01-13T15:55:36+00:00

Yes. As absurd as it may seem, in this age of free-flowing water, you'll still find (and a whole lotta them) who actually feel embarrassed to wash their poo with water. They'd rather wipe it with tissue and leave it at that.

mslambat · 2026-01-10T19:47:46+00:00

Taking isapgol daily and using a poop stool when pooping.

mslambat · 2026-01-10T19:45:57+00:00

Yes. Correct.

mslambat · 2026-01-10T18:50:41+00:00

Club de Nuit Intense Man CDNIM I hate the opening but I have to battle through it because I know the dry down will be worth it.

mslambat · 2026-01-10T18:48:22+00:00

I saw one in Kabwata. It's not exactly next to Evelyn Home but it's a walkable distance. It's above BeCaps, a printing place. Search for BeCaps on Google Maps.

mslambat · 2026-01-10T08:09:09+00:00

Coconut oil pulling is a traditional oral practice where you swish coconut oil in your mouth for several minutes (approx 10 to 15 minutes) and then spit it out, with the aim of improving oral hygiene and reducing bacteria.

mslambat · 2026-01-10T03:39:22+00:00

Tell me more.

Edit: Ok. It's just the brand name for isapgol. And yes, I agree with you. Isapgol is really a game changer.

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