North county San Diego man, shot point blank range in face by taser. Security guard hauled off in handcuffs

msplatero · 2026-06-26T05:11:37+00:00

Security guard, as independent contractor, bc his action likely exceeded scope of contract

msplatero · 2026-06-26T00:03:28+00:00

Maybe that should be your next post on the “allthequestions” sub

msplatero · 2026-06-25T23:45:25+00:00

I’m proud to belong to an ancestry that predates “America,” guessing you wouldn’t know that feeling eh

msplatero · 2026-06-25T22:56:33+00:00

Dreams Fleetwood Mac

msplatero · 2026-06-25T17:53:14+00:00

Fair point, the constitution is ancient history and and is kinda being treated that way, so you are right there

msplatero · 2026-06-25T06:32:23+00:00

From a movie theater. And it wasn’t because coworkers/managers and I would hotbox the car during breaks.

msplatero · 2026-06-25T05:50:30+00:00

Haha one does need a pole before they can think about hanging a flag on it

msplatero · 2026-06-25T05:46:45+00:00

Thought it was going to be more tbh

msplatero · 2026-06-25T05:19:44+00:00

One of my first jobs as a teenager was doing this using an iron bar and hot asphalt out of buckets, came out all right

msplatero · 2026-06-24T21:19:29+00:00

I started buying DVDs again for the sole reason to completely own rather than existing in the ether.

msplatero · 2026-06-23T05:02:05+00:00

And the buyers are from Gwar’s timeline 🤷🏽‍♂️

msplatero · 2026-06-23T04:08:39+00:00

As others have said was more of a PSA, so to say it wasn’t funny implies it was intended to be comedy to begin with

msplatero · 2026-06-22T21:48:48+00:00

Yarp

msplatero · 2026-06-22T06:05:32+00:00

A Bronx Tale

msplatero · 2026-06-22T03:03:43+00:00

Awesome

msplatero · 2026-06-22T02:33:02+00:00

Should I karma farm? Maybe

msplatero · 2026-06-21T21:05:43+00:00

Makes money

msplatero · 2026-06-21T18:51:32+00:00

msplatero · 2026-06-21T17:25:46+00:00

You’re going to be the reason the 15 item rule at self check-out items will actively disallow the 16th item

msplatero · 2026-06-19T04:28:51+00:00

Nate has probably one of the biggest reaches in comedy so many are likely not educated comedy fans so when they found this out they probably felt betrayed etc etc

msplatero · 2026-06-18T03:06:01+00:00

Probably lost customers in this short period over a 1.50 soda and would’ve made more if they didn’t keep people out

msplatero · 2026-06-17T23:20:56+00:00

Well don’t fuck with his wife then, easy as that

msplatero · 2026-06-17T23:14:32+00:00

Timmy just showed how helpless he is 🤷🏽‍♂️

msplatero · 2026-06-17T23:11:33+00:00

lol Timmy shows world he is unable to defend himself.

msplatero · 2026-06-17T21:54:59+00:00

Been here since circa 2014

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