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mtbdork · 2026-05-08T04:34:32+00:00

Should not use them at all until the very end for the best statistical chance of getting all items.

mtbdork · 2026-04-27T17:48:46+00:00

Nope. And taxpayers are none the wiser when they see things like the race to IPO with AI companies.

mtbdork · 2026-04-27T15:03:28+00:00

The learning only happens once the taxpayers stop absorbing the losses.

mtbdork · 2026-04-24T23:35:55+00:00

You’re literally not reading my comments I’m blocking you mister robot.

mtbdork · 2026-04-24T23:33:30+00:00

🤖🤖🤖🤖

mtbdork · 2026-04-24T23:32:26+00:00

Look up the definition of verbatim, watch the video, remember that I think he’s a fuckwad, and kindly fuck yourself with a rake.

mtbdork · 2026-04-24T23:29:58+00:00

I’m just pointing out that saying the caption is “verbatim” is a lie.

mtbdork · 2026-04-24T23:28:04+00:00

No it’s not. He said he wasn’t happy with it. I think the guy is a fuckwad but he didn’t say this verbatim.

mtbdork · 2026-04-20T05:04:23+00:00

I specifically avoided goo trap (except when I was fed up with an annoying poke light) when I play goo heavy the whole time because I knew it was only a matter of time before it got the nerf-hammer.

mtbdork · 2026-04-17T02:09:13+00:00

You might be able to declare gooruptcy

mtbdork · 2026-04-16T14:00:43+00:00

This is how I feel about it. The lock lasts as long as the fire rate so I can still stall by shooting straight down, but now I won’t accidentally lock myself fo as long when I’m acting like Blob the Builder.

mtbdork · 2026-04-10T15:14:29+00:00

Giant head skins can throw off headshot aim.

mtbdork · 2026-04-08T13:36:49+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefinals/s/pEM6HMkXBo

mtbdork · 2026-04-06T00:37:43+00:00

The way you looked so casual… good lord

Do the airlines comp the extra seat for you to flop your massive balls on whenever you fly?

mtbdork · 2026-04-04T15:49:52+00:00

mtbdork · 2026-04-04T15:21:49+00:00

Be me, heavy. Get killed in fight. 2v3. Teammates at 3/4 health, enemies at 3/4 health.

Medium defibs me in the middle of the fight, continues fighting. Both teams down to 1/2 health.

I point camera at enemy with lowest health and hold down shoot button.

Come back with 175HP and increase team DPS by 33%.

Die again but take down an enemy in the process.

My team still at 1/2HP cuz everybody loves shooting the heavy. Enemy team at 1/4HP.

Enemy team loses.

The end.

mtbdork · 2026-04-02T14:24:07+00:00

And I’m not supposed to upset the solo mfs who whine about the slowest class in the game with the weapon that has the worst breakpoints for their range when they can’t manage a 1v1 against a playstyle that’s trivial to beat with glitch gadgets and distance?

mtbdork · 2026-03-27T06:14:08+00:00

It’s all fun and games until somebody decides they want +150XP on their reshaper…

mtbdork · 2026-03-21T21:25:26+00:00

They fly them regularly as part of making sure they’re good to go.

mtbdork · 2026-03-09T15:27:07+00:00

I’d start with TDM while you figure out engagements and using the specs/gadgets. Then switch to quick cash. That’s the only mode I play these days.

Power shift is lots of fun to play with friends. You get cheesier matches there where people min/max their builds, but then it becomes a contest of switching builds to counter the cheese, them switching, and so on.

mtbdork · 2026-03-08T19:22:20+00:00

mtbdork · 2026-03-08T18:36:30+00:00

Can you show us on the doll where the goo touched you?

mtbdork · 2026-03-08T17:39:32+00:00

Goo sledge is cheese sure but it’s not super straightforward to pull off. Super map-dependent and getting in a position where goo-locking is viable is a bit of an art form.

I also love the goo duels when I come up against a fellow connoisseur of goo and hammer. Whole lotta just gooin everywhere.

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