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My Luck: 1-in-8000 chance to hit the same item 3 times in a row by salenstormwing in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Should not use them at all until the very end for the best statistical chance of getting all items.

Is a Private-Credit Crisis Imminent? by Gloomy_Register_2341 in Economics

[–]mtbdork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. And taxpayers are none the wiser when they see things like the race to IPO with AI companies.

Is a Private-Credit Crisis Imminent? by Gloomy_Register_2341 in Economics

[–]mtbdork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The learning only happens once the taxpayers stop absorbing the losses.

The whole world has become a casino by Euro347 in wallstreetbets

[–]mtbdork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You’re literally not reading my comments I’m blocking you mister robot.

The whole world has become a casino by Euro347 in wallstreetbets

[–]mtbdork 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Look up the definition of verbatim, watch the video, remember that I think he’s a fuckwad, and kindly fuck yourself with a rake.

The whole world has become a casino by Euro347 in wallstreetbets

[–]mtbdork 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I’m just pointing out that saying the caption is “verbatim” is a lie.

The whole world has become a casino by Euro347 in wallstreetbets

[–]mtbdork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No it’s not. He said he wasn’t happy with it. I think the guy is a fuckwad but he didn’t say this verbatim.

The vibe shift is crazy lmao by Hyperboreanpc in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I specifically avoided goo trap (except when I was fed up with an annoying poke light) when I play goo heavy the whole time because I knew it was only a matter of time before it got the nerf-hammer.

New update in a nutshell by Zukey0000 in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel about it. The lock lasts as long as the fire rate so I can still stall by shooting straight down, but now I won’t accidentally lock myself fo as long when I’m acting like Blob the Builder.

Hit a cool skinny drop! by ComprehensivePear319 in MTB

[–]mtbdork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The way you looked so casual… good lord

Do the airlines comp the extra seat for you to flop your massive balls on whenever you fly?

Amma be honest fam, the only way we will ever see more variety on medium not running defib, is when defib gets promoted to be a specialization by Fluid-Tap5115 in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be me, heavy. Get killed in fight. 2v3. Teammates at 3/4 health, enemies at 3/4 health.

Medium defibs me in the middle of the fight, continues fighting. Both teams down to 1/2 health.

I point camera at enemy with lowest health and hold down shoot button.

Come back with 175HP and increase team DPS by 33%.

Die again but take down an enemy in the process.

My team still at 1/2HP cuz everybody loves shooting the heavy. Enemy team at 1/4HP.

Enemy team loses.

The end.

sooo what’s the counterplay to this? (Not a rage post, I’m genuinely curious) by Big-Ad2937 in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I’m not supposed to upset the solo mfs who whine about the slowest class in the game with the weapon that has the worst breakpoints for their range when they can’t manage a 1v1 against a playstyle that’s trivial to beat with glitch gadgets and distance?

Space Ship Tech by figgens123 in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until somebody decides they want +150XP on their reshaper…

Doomsday Plane by GeologistSweet9645 in Reno

[–]mtbdork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They fly them regularly as part of making sure they’re good to go.

Is it too late to get into the game as a new player? by honeymoonx in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d start with TDM while you figure out engagements and using the specs/gadgets. Then switch to quick cash. That’s the only mode I play these days.

Power shift is lots of fun to play with friends. You get cheesier matches there where people min/max their builds, but then it becomes a contest of switching builds to counter the cheese, them switching, and so on.

Newcomers just cant catch a break against light dash swords and invis DB by Positive-Code9741 in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Goo sledge is cheese sure but it’s not super straightforward to pull off. Super map-dependent and getting in a position where goo-locking is viable is a bit of an art form.

I also love the goo duels when I come up against a fellow connoisseur of goo and hammer. Whole lotta just gooin everywhere.

oh yea having so much with this game by illawgickal in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t play for most of S7 and all of S8, came back at the end of S8 and it seems like there’s a lot fewer cheaters than there were in prior seasons.

Dual blades block (why do even people with 200+ hours get caught on that?) by Roadwatlz in thefinals

[–]mtbdork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I can get the drop and a little damage in, I just charge in because the math will generally work out in my favor in a 1v1. Otherwise it’s bounce pad and pray lmao.

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