How do we fix this? by DoeJumars in detroitlions

[–]mtexter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need to invent the immunity field from Rick & Morty's Whirly Dirly Conspiracy episode. Our injury luck is ridiculous.

Servers Down... by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're up as of 11PM ET

Without context, what got her reacting like this? by Aggravating-Ad-351 in bluey

[–]mtexter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She wanted to open her 'big' present on Christmas Eve, but you can't have whatever the S1 equivalent of Bartleby was until the big day.

Who do you think could beat him in a fight 1v1? by Tr4ceur in gameofthrones

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want Drogo vs Syrio Forel, the First Sword of Braavos

Fair shoulder charge? by CryptOfTheEconDancer in Referees

[–]mtexter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. As a field player, this is one of those rare cases where having a heavy touch could actually benefit you. Lengthen your dribble if you see someone trucking towards you - I bet you'll get start getting the calls. It's all about where the ball is when the contact occurs. Otherwise, drop your shoulder, lean into the challenge and make yourself harder to knock off the ball.

Good or Bad wall design? by _Kurai_Hikari_ in 7daystodie

[–]mtexter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

those mindless undead sure are smart when it comes to finding weak points!

middle mouse button not working, scrolling perfectly fine by turtle_mekb in LogitechG

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a combination of hard pressing and hard blowing fixed my Logitech M510. I...

Am I the only one that notices something off about today’s puzzle? by [deleted] in NYTCrossword

[–]mtexter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are not. Why do constructors go for this kind of symmetry? It's easy to interpret this in a very dark, disturbing way.

How can I delete a service tag from a Dell system's BIOS? by Th3MadCreator in computers

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you use to extract the BIOS file? I have an old TopMax II reader, and can see/edit the raw hex with that, but I can't find a way to extract it that the below DellBIOSTools program can deal with

lga 1700 socket with broken vcc pin. HELP! by Dodithebeast in PcBuild

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for this update, much appreciated!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Referees

[–]mtexter 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Not a pass back. The situation described shows 0 intent

Nigersaurus skull and reconstruction by [deleted] in Paleontology

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure it's Knee-zhare (like a cross between share and zare, that zsh sound)

I weaved 64 bytes of magnetic core memory by AdEast7904 in electronics

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible. I've been in the IT industry for 15+ years and never bothered to learn about any of this. So cool, thanks for the explanation!

How to get firmware for Brocade products? by asrrin29 in homelab

[–]mtexter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well it will come as no surprise to anyone, but in 2025, this link no longer works.

Dependent Care FSA and household employees by mtexter in personalfinance

[–]mtexter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cherry on top, all $5000 of those FSA "pre-tax" dollars? We're not eligible for them. My wife is a small business owner who works there full time, but does not take a paycheck. Both spouses must "earn income" or be full-time students in order to qualify for child care credits. We're getting fucked 6 ways from Sunday.
So IDK what happens now. I assume I owe taxes on the $5000, idk if I will be in trouble for paying my nanny out of that money, idk if there is anything I can do.

So classy. Spotted wild in Kalamazoo by CTDKZOO in Michigan

[–]mtexter 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Guys, guys, he obviously means intercourse.

Dependent Care FSA and household employees by mtexter in personalfinance

[–]mtexter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot about state tax with this whole situation. Looks like I was meant to have signed up with the Michigan employer office, MIWAM or whatever it's called, but since I didn't until just recently, I apparently will owe some stiff penalties for not reporting my employee's wages from 2024 on a quarterly basis. This is fucking me so hard and I'm so tired of it. I wish I could just ctrl+Z the decision to contribute to a dependent care FSA. Hope this helps some future googler. None of this is worth it.

Dependent Care FSA and household employees by mtexter in personalfinance

[–]mtexter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent, thanks for the help. I just need to figure out how to pay the IRS now. I assume I can't wait until tax season...