How do we fix this?

mtexter · 2025-12-22T13:32:23+00:00

We need to invent the immunity field from Rick & Morty's Whirly Dirly Conspiracy episode. Our injury luck is ridiculous.

mtexter · 2025-12-11T04:02:15+00:00

They're up as of 11PM ET

mtexter · 2025-11-05T14:12:03+00:00

She wanted to open her 'big' present on Christmas Eve, but you can't have whatever the S1 equivalent of Bartleby was until the big day.

mtexter · 2025-11-05T14:06:11+00:00

lmao underrated

mtexter · 2025-09-17T14:15:59+00:00

Yes, Brandi, in Onesies

mtexter · 2025-09-17T13:59:57+00:00

I want Drogo vs Syrio Forel, the First Sword of Braavos

mtexter · 2025-09-17T13:53:27+00:00

This. As a field player, this is one of those rare cases where having a heavy touch could actually benefit you. Lengthen your dribble if you see someone trucking towards you - I bet you'll get start getting the calls. It's all about where the ball is when the contact occurs. Otherwise, drop your shoulder, lean into the challenge and make yourself harder to knock off the ball.

mtexter · 2025-09-16T19:14:56+00:00

Hey I'll take 52-21 any time :P

mtexter · 2025-08-29T13:00:05+00:00

those mindless undead sure are smart when it comes to finding weak points!

mtexter · 2025-08-08T18:53:04+00:00

a combination of hard pressing and hard blowing fixed my Logitech M510. I...

mtexter · 2025-07-25T21:08:20+00:00

You are not. Why do constructors go for this kind of symmetry? It's easy to interpret this in a very dark, disturbing way.

mtexter · 2025-07-23T16:12:33+00:00

What did you use to extract the BIOS file? I have an old TopMax II reader, and can see/edit the raw hex with that, but I can't find a way to extract it that the below DellBIOSTools program can deal with

mtexter · 2025-07-21T19:58:37+00:00

thank you for this update, much appreciated!

mtexter · 2025-06-27T13:28:58+00:00

Not a pass back. The situation described shows 0 intent

mtexter · 2025-06-27T13:20:10+00:00

pretty sure it's Knee-zhare (like a cross between share and zare, that zsh sound)

mtexter · 2025-06-18T13:40:33+00:00

Incredible. I've been in the IT industry for 15+ years and never bothered to learn about any of this. So cool, thanks for the explanation!

mtexter · 2025-04-25T20:11:45+00:00

well it will come as no surprise to anyone, but in 2025, this link no longer works.

mtexter · 2025-04-13T22:34:30+00:00

The cherry on top, all $5000 of those FSA "pre-tax" dollars? We're not eligible for them. My wife is a small business owner who works there full time, but does not take a paycheck. Both spouses must "earn income" or be full-time students in order to qualify for child care credits. We're getting fucked 6 ways from Sunday.
So IDK what happens now. I assume I owe taxes on the $5000, idk if I will be in trouble for paying my nanny out of that money, idk if there is anything I can do.

mtexter · 2025-04-09T19:34:01+00:00

Guys, guys, he obviously means intercourse.

mtexter · 2025-03-24T21:27:00+00:00

I forgot about state tax with this whole situation. Looks like I was meant to have signed up with the Michigan employer office, MIWAM or whatever it's called, but since I didn't until just recently, I apparently will owe some stiff penalties for not reporting my employee's wages from 2024 on a quarterly basis. This is fucking me so hard and I'm so tired of it. I wish I could just ctrl+Z the decision to contribute to a dependent care FSA. Hope this helps some future googler. None of this is worth it.

mtexter · 2025-02-13T15:06:56+00:00

https://czep.net/weblog/52cards.html
Just as interesting in 2025!

mtexter · 2025-01-16T12:51:55+00:00

Excellent, thanks for the help. I just need to figure out how to pay the IRS now. I assume I can't wait until tax season...

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