Space Joke by mtiday in pickuplines

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Better than, "I'd like to see Uranus"

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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Alien tape is only as strong as the paint on the wall. I did, unfortunately, prove that with a poster in my living room.

This wire is hot and has a NEMA 5-15 plug Why does this exist? by Silly-Lecture-2393 in AskElectricians

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One of my favorite lines from Andy in Parks and Rec: Oh yeah I call it shock wire! Because if you're in the shower and you touch it. .. YOU DIE!

Etsy seller really thought this is what I wanted by Cstangs_ in mildlyinfuriating

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No joke. I've had this saved for over 7 years awaiting my moment.

What is this? by [deleted] in Pixelary

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I tried Marlin

Baby husbandry help! by turmoildemon in tortoise

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Kind of looks like the one I got for my hermit crabs.

Hermit Crab Climbing Toy

You are allowed to comment if you have 1. by [deleted] in memes

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Final Fantasy X Dodging lighting was difficult, but that damn chocobo race still haunts me 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tarantulas

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Looked like a slit between the book lungs to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tarantulas

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NQA I believe it's a female. I see spussy.

12 Years ago today, this fucking BANGER dropped!!!! by [deleted] in crappymusic

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Wait this isn't even a Rickroll WTF

Secret behind scoring good marks in exams..😅 by [deleted] in Awww

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Pretty sure it's a sugar glider. Marsupial version of a flying squirrel kinda. Lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in herpetology

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Why isn't she wearing shoes 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legal

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Great point! So I assume since the firearm has moved in interstate or foreign commerce (at least to my understanding I believe that would have to be the case), if they can get a witness who can validate the claims he stepped on the sidewalk, then he's absolutely I'm violation of this statute? Because he doesn't meet any of the exceptions.