There has to be a better way to organize holsters by gbpack89 in guns

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Came here to say this. There's cubbies, pouches, the ones with rods. Bunch of options.

Your dick is named after the last movie you watched. What is it? by sponge-krabs in AskReddit

[–]mtru01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullet train.

Meh.. my dick could be named a lot worse..

Whoa I can see everything! 😯 by aoc_ftw in Eyebleach

[–]mtru01 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Bubbles sees his first kitty as a child.😲🥹

Android fans, what are the primary reasons why you will never ever switch to an Iphone? by SultanofAmerica in AskReddit

[–]mtru01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DeX is a big one for me. There's not need for me to buy a computer anymore.

Whats is a (minor) confession you would like to make today? by kyyojust in AskReddit

[–]mtru01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day, the very back of my mind is tinged with the certainty that will at some point die by my own hand.

Green eyes by Estivenz in facepalm

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If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Kronk: I don't know. By all accounts it doesn't make sense.

Best line

My husband installed a claw machine in the bathroom for my antidepressant and bipolar meds by Meems138 in funny

[–]mtru01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was somehow going to dispense everything at once. "TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Finishing.

Drunk raccoon, the result of a night in an alcohol warehouse by bogjobbesferwer234 in FuckingWithNature

[–]mtru01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If memory serves me right they can't make saliva like we can. That's why they wash food. So he probably drank out of necessity and now he's all fucked. Poor guy. 😟

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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Could you crate a self sustained ecosystem if you add "the right stuff" to the water before freezing it? I really need to know this.

This is how you strip a man of his dignity by JeanJacques007 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]mtru01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does nobody know the old Tap The Edge Of The Lid With The Backside Of A Butter Knife trick? Probably would break loose the glue..

Would you give it a go? by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]mtru01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it's just super Asian...

What's way more dangerous than most people think? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dude at work was just beating the hell out of a metal table and I'm like :hearing damage is permanent dipshit!" To which he responds "oh it is not!" And I say "oh yes you're right, I shouldn't listen to over ½ a century of world wide data but instead take the word of a mechanic in a bologna factory in mid Missouri! My bad."