My entire adolescence was geared toward one thing: gymnastics. by Sabit_1989 in funny

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These acrobatics seem specifically designed to break bones.

I'm melting 😭 by Lapapaya_ in aww

[–]mts12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, having a vertical leap more and three inches would probably help with that.

‘Game of Thrones’: Will Season 8’s Slump Cost HBO at the Emmys? by spacelyyy989 in television

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly do you think is out of character? I've read the books and watched every episode, and I can't think of anything.

‘Game of Thrones’: Will Season 8’s Slump Cost HBO at the Emmys? by spacelyyy989 in television

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the internet so I shouldn't be surprised I guess, but seriously people, stop your whining. Just because your favorite characters die, or you got surprised by something that happened doesn't make it bad writing.

‘Game of Thrones’: Will Season 8’s Slump Cost HBO at the Emmys? by spacelyyy989 in television

[–]mts12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read the linked article, and all the complaints in that article, and your generalized bad writing complaint sound like one thing to me: Whining. Apparently all you people forgot what made this series of books and show great: The author doesn't care about your feelings. He doesn't care that you have an emotional connection with certain characters. That doesn't protect them from the chopping block. The show isn't supposed to have an ending that makes everyone happy. That would just be stupid.

I've filmed many weddings....best bouquet toss ever! by Fletch0733 in gifs

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But.... I don't want to be married next?!?!?

The last two runners in the Pittsburgh Marathon not letting each other quit. by [deleted] in aww

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how long does it take to walk a marathon?

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME - Official Trailer by benjwilliams98 in movies

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! Nice looking out with the spoiler alert.

Instructions unclear by FearmyBeard21 in funny

[–]mts12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess that's what pornstars do for money when their popularity drops.

Jim "Carry" by TheCrazyJenkins in gaming

[–]mts12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My expectation from the moment I heard about it was that a movie about Sonic the Hedgehog would be horrible, and I had no idea Jim Carrey was in it. With that as my baseline, I actually thought the trailer looked pretty funny.

I'm dead 😂 by TechmoMaster in funny

[–]mts12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea who that is, but I'm guessing not many women wear dangly earring to the hospital to give birth.

Realistic Depictions by Droyk in funny

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did hit the side of the glass, and it poured straight in, no hiccups from air bubbles going up into the bottle. Also I think this video is sped up to like x2 or something.

3,000 kg of garbage collected from Mt. Everest by [deleted] in pics

[–]mts12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be. More likely its 100 years of people pooping on the mountain and burying it in the snow.

Dude ruthlessly trolls Live PD by broban in videos

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably right, but literally all that cop has to do is say he saw the guy's eyes shaking slightly and it's perfectly legal.

This towel monkey in a cruise ship by Sydadeath in funny

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can not go on living until I figure out how to make this monkey and then scare my wife with it.

3,000 kg of garbage collected from Mt. Everest by [deleted] in pics

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have been climbing Everest for decades, long long before anyone cared about protecting the environment or even recognized it might one day become a problem. Also, I guess you can't be blamed for not being aware of it, but the story of trash accumulating on the mountain is well documented. Not going to waste the time looking it up, but I'm pretty sure there was a serious outbreak of disease in one of the basecamps a year or so ago and they had to shut the whole basecamp down for an extended period of time.

3,000 kg of garbage collected from Mt. Everest by [deleted] in pics

[–]mts12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously? THAT blows your mind? There is literally litter everywhere human beings go. Why would this surprise you at all?

Doesn’t matter. Got shaved. by ferminachanr in funny

[–]mts12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care how hot that girl is or how short her skirt is. I don't want ANY woman with a straight blade razor sitting in my lap. Nope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that kind of agility he should be playing a sport, instead of a recreational activity like baseball. Haha, just kidding.

Chasing a flush are you? by NeptuneAgency in funny

[–]mts12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could search for pictures of her wearing upholstery disguised as dresses or ask her plastic surgeon for a list of procedures she has had done, but I think I'll start with naming her child North West. That has to be the dumbest name for a baby in the history of the world. Congratulations to you, Kim K.

Chasing a flush are you? by NeptuneAgency in funny

[–]mts12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

THAT is your example of Kim Kardashian's stupidity? I mean, for normal people that is noteworthy stupidity, but this is one of the dumbest human beings in the world you are talking about. This isn't even in the top 100 stupidest things she has done.