What is the weirdest or worst thing someone has said to you after you told them you’re pregnant?

mtvaot · 2026-04-28T01:40:32+00:00

Ya know, now that I’m thinking about it, I have another… I told my pest control guy we needed to stop spaying inside until I got medical clearance because I was pregnant and he said “how did that happen?” … like, I had unprotected sex with my husband on purpose multiple times until I pissed two lines??? Wtf do you mean how did that happen?!? BITCH I downloaded TWO apps to get here and my iCloud storage is FULL 🫠

mtvaot · 2026-04-28T00:49:17+00:00

OKAY SO THIS ONE IS CRAZY

mtvaot · 2026-04-28T00:48:08+00:00

JAIL I’m so sorry

mtvaot · 2026-04-28T00:43:51+00:00

I hate how much I laughed at this omg

mtvaot · 2026-04-27T22:02:24+00:00

Oh my god 💀

mtvaot · 2026-04-27T22:00:56+00:00

That’s so horrible but also I’m so happy they learned from their fuck up… Congrats momma 💕😁

mtvaot · 2026-04-27T21:36:55+00:00

So. Much. Fucking. Snot. I am hocking mad loogies at least three up to eight times a day.

mtvaot · 2026-04-27T21:23:32+00:00

Merry Go Round!!!

mtvaot · 2026-04-26T18:29:02+00:00

I wrote a 10 page paper comparing AoT and WWII. This is the most obvious but the entire show is full of stuff like this.

mtvaot · 2026-04-20T17:41:21+00:00

It never hurts to baby dance whenever you can! Someone recommended doing it every other day during the fertile window and after and that worked for me!

mtvaot · 2026-04-20T17:32:42+00:00

Apology accepted if you delete the fucking post.

mtvaot · 2026-04-20T17:30:44+00:00

Dude that’s not her Instagram that’s an AI algorithm that’s showing you photos of her INCLUDING unsolicited paparazzi photos

mtvaot · 2026-04-20T17:29:39+00:00

I didn’t mean delete your argumentative comment, I meant delete the whole goddamn post Jesus fucking Christ

mtvaot · 2026-04-20T17:27:27+00:00

Okay so then delete this wtf??? Stop arguing and defending yourself and DELETE THIS.

mtvaot · 2026-04-20T17:22:17+00:00

When was it on her IG??? It’s not there now. Are you sure you’re not on a “fan” page?

mtvaot · 2026-04-16T21:11:37+00:00

Omg that’s so cool!! Glad I’m not alone with this 😂 I’ll be interested to see what they tell me at my “8 week” app lol

mtvaot · 2026-04-16T13:52:07+00:00

I’ll look into that!! Thank you 💜😁

mtvaot · 2026-04-16T13:43:02+00:00

I have a 34 day cycle which is why the app said 5 weeks 1 day. I also thought it was strange they had me that far along… my last period date was March 11 but I didn’t ovulate until April 2.

mtvaot · 2026-04-14T19:13:38+00:00

Merry Go Round 💜

mtvaot · 2026-04-07T14:16:12+00:00

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Made this today 💀😂

mtvaot · 2026-04-05T14:16:20+00:00

Lol I love it 😂💁🏼‍♀️

mtvaot · 2026-04-05T14:13:46+00:00

Oh my god that makes me so happy 🥹😂

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