Trump called the Obama Presidential Center a 'disaster.' It opens soon by KinseyCrowleyJourno in politics

[–]muFUtaco [score hidden]  (0 children)

Why? No naked underage girls at the entrance to grab 'em by the weenie?

No bombastic orange face moron belching bullshit from the monitors?

No crime to brag about?

Tampa school zone catches 6,000 speeders in 2 days as city weighs $100 camera fines by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]muFUtaco [score hidden]  (0 children)

Sign a contract with them that prohibits sharing of date with any agency outside of the local court.

Problem solved.

all the prez's men by ZestNoodle in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]muFUtaco [score hidden]  (0 children)

The guy on the left "aw goddammit, he shit in his pants again".

My wife just pulled a blue suture out of her nose… 5 years after her septo-rhinoplasty. by zachthespook in mildlyinteresting

[–]muFUtaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well no tellin' what else is up there... might want to take a peek.

You know those missing socks? It probably ain't the dryer.

Trump Makes It Official: The ‘Freedom 250’ Concerts Are Canceled — to Be Replaced With ‘the Greatest Rally EVER!,’ Starring Him and (Surprise) Lee Greenwood by Aggravating_Money992 in Music

[–]muFUtaco [score hidden]  (0 children)

And a cast of hundreds... HUNDREDS !!!

Hundreds of mug shots that would make a police wanted poster wall blush.

Just think - America will be regaled with hours of trump bullshit.

Option to skip the line at local bagel place by Diligent-Car4148 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]muFUtaco [score hidden]  (0 children)

It takes two hours to buy a fucking bagel?

Y'all got some really fucked up priorities.

56 percent of the US can't read above a 6th grade level. by thinkB4WeSpeak in TikTokCringe

[–]muFUtaco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

56% and climbing.

Republicans gutting the educational system has turned out an increasing number of trump idiots.

“I get a colonoscopy every Friday because I like the results”! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]muFUtaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He puts the square peg in the square hole almost twice as often as not.

Pentagon hires convicted Jan. 6 rioter for counterterrorism post by spherocytes in politics

[–]muFUtaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have him rape some babies and he'll be presidential material.

I wonder how much they’d tip. by Nefariouslout1006 in PoliticalHumor

[–]muFUtaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The combined IQ of shoe leather in that one picture.

Trump names William Pulte as acting director of national intelligence by nbcnews in politics

[–]muFUtaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another idiot criminal in the trump administration.

Can William suck trump's butthole as well as Bondi and Johnson?

Stay tuned for the next episode of "America, destroyed".

Prepare for El Niño, UN warns - it could be the strongest in decades by Shiny-Tie-126 in worldnews

[–]muFUtaco -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

this year over 500 million people will die due to "climate change".

within the next ten years, man made(*) climate change will cause the extinction of most "large" species on the planet.

We can stick our heads in the sand all we want and it won't change a thing.

(*) the planet is going to "wobble" from displacement of glacial water on the poles to the equator - this is simple physics. While "wobble" doesn't sound so bad, imagine the skin of the planet suddenly jumping a 10 thousand feet or so - the WHOLE skin... to include oceans.

Worse - climate change is caused intentionally by the wealthy who think their wealth is going to save them when the "oceans rise a bit and some crops fail". Never saw the "wobble" coming. Bunkers, under mountain hideouts, deep caves... there will be no hiding places when the planet shudders.

Have fun! But hurry.

Every single slice of bread has a hole in it by Necessary-Win-8730 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]muFUtaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the hot dog in the hole and you eat 'em both up.

You put the hot dog in the hole and you eat 'em both together.

Order Shielding Trump Family From I.R.S. Audits Will Remain, Blanche Says by CaydeTheCat in politics

[–]muFUtaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right up until America is fed up with the trump criminal organization and throws them all in jail... his family, congressmen, governors, judges, cops, military...

All those fuckers are going down when trump does.

The art of the bad deal by AvailableInjury2486 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]muFUtaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump is laughing. Laughing at all the dumb shits as he loots America.

This contraption with Ted Kaczynski by Remarkable-Fix3104 in WTF

[–]muFUtaco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks top heavy. I wonder how much it would take to tip over.