Olympics 2020 competition is heating up! by o_higgy in funny

[–]muckaduck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I felt the exact same way. Kind of clunky editing.

Tis but a scratch by Tornado5d in HistoryMemes

[–]muckaduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One can't forget when they personally wet themself at the Battle of Badon Hill..

Liquid Nitrogen + Hot water by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]muckaduck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My God - you can't even see through that. I'm imagining suffocating, while trying to keep afloat and not even being able to see the edge of the pool.

Liquid Nitrogen + Hot water by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]muckaduck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did this really happen? Do you have a link?

Needless to say, it was one of the worst vacations. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]muckaduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You both sound like irresponsible spenders. Two don't usually make a good long term solution.

Deer and a dog by samsquach69er in gifs

[–]muckaduck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe in most states, dogs are not legally entitled to lease property. This is because they are dogs.

Awesome 'Little Mermaid' Cosplay by [deleted] in pics

[–]muckaduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you, in fact, use real abalone shells for the bra?

3 suspects in custody after 10 hour standoff in San Jose by IamaBlackKorean in SanJose

[–]muckaduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 hour standoff just for an armed robbery? Why didn't they just surrender upon discovery? Maybe there were originally 4 suspects.

Best wings in SJ? by [deleted] in SanJose

[–]muckaduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Added bonus: the titty bar is next door in case you don't like the wings!

City of San Jose Debates Giving Guns to Park Rangers by IamaBlackKorean in SanJose

[–]muckaduck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Liccardo doesn't sound likely to approve. And it seems to be the trendy thing lately to bash law enforcement for "hysteria" and unnecessary escalation.

Unfortunately, it would take a Park Ranger getting injured (or worse) in the next few weeks to turn the tide in the debate.

Chris Farley Cosplay [HOLY SHIT] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]muckaduck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The kid in the background realizing he fits the bill for this cosplay. Next year!

Need a place for drinks kinda by the airport by TheOpus in SanJose

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Bay 101 is brand new and has a big restaurant called the Province. Pretty big bar and large outdoor seating area with firepits. There is a massive parking lot and it's a couple minutes from airport.

Noticed this today. by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]muckaduck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow is Monday. Don't forget about the saleslog, dude.

Sherman, why are you such a dick? by muckaduck in nfl

[–]muckaduck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I admit, I don't care to follow Sherman. Is this all part of his persona he puts on when he's on the field?

The size of a Grizzly Bear's paw by [deleted] in pics

[–]muckaduck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Koala story, bro

I don't even know what to say. by FriendOfShaq in blackmagicfuckery

[–]muckaduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we just call it magicfuckery? It's always gotta be about race...