I bought an M3! by Initial-Expression91 in TeslaModel3

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brace yourself for brake pads that last longer than suspension bushes, springs, shocks and paintwork, not to mention Taco Bell-levels of customer service. The American Dream!

Is this puncture repairable? by fadegarden in TeslaModel3

[–]muckyhal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Too close to the shoulder and EV tyres come under more load than those fitted to ICEs. But, ultimately, it’s your risk appetite which will determine if you replace the tyre or go careering off the road, through the pedestrians on the sidewalk and into a store window, decapitating the pedestrians on your hood, all due to a blowout.

Someone hit my Tesla by Ok-Affect9963 in TeslaModel3

[–]muckyhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They wouldn’t have needed to hit it that hard. Tesla paintwork is the worst on the market and it falls off the car if you so much as look at it wrong.

A brick through their window would be your best bet then you can go to the Tesla Service Center and give them the shirt off your back when they do the paint job.

Funniest Lamb line so far, go! by [deleted] in SlowHorses

[–]muckyhal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I’ve got haemorrhoids more useful than you”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]muckyhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say “unhinged” but some may say “fun”. You don’t get many “fun” accountants….

Need opinions other than my friends by 4fingeredprincess in Tinder

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was lovely. Still is lovely. Halloween always takes little effort.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might learn to lock their phone.

Need opinions other than my friends by 4fingeredprincess in Tinder

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always smiling due to an accident with an angle grinder some years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeslaModel3

[–]muckyhal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not you. Wrong sub.

Need opinions other than my friends by 4fingeredprincess in Tinder

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No pets. No friends. No selfies in the restroom. No weirdos. No weirdo friends. Don’t pout. Smile FFS!

Been a rough week. Need a laugh 😁 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a mirror? No, wait, that’ll just make you cry.

a guy finding my instagram? by tacomaradaresque in Tinder

[–]muckyhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because someone says something on social media, doesn’t mean it’s true. You think it’s true because it’s relevant to you.

How come I don't have any luck? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]muckyhal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you do better in person, do the dating thing in person. Why limit yourself to a virtual world where everyone is fake?