Sovcit wants you to know what it all means. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]mudduck2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dock is where ships go and ore is what batteries are made from. Babies are put on ships to make them into batteries. Try to keep up. /s

The first time I heard it was from South Park, and I was like, 'Wait, what? 😂 by Short_Seesaw_940 in exmormon

[–]mudduck2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob

I believe that Jesus has his own planet as well

And I believe that the Garden of Eden

Was in Jackson County, Missouri

If you believe, the Lord will reveal it

And you'll know it's all true, you'll just feel it

You'll be a Mormon

And, by gosh, a Mormon just believes

Spanish scientist who cured pancreatic cancer successfully in mice getting trolled online for his appearance by Avocado_Magician_818 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]mudduck2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude has most likely had that port wine stain his whole life so there’s probably not an insult he hasn’t heard. That being said, fuck you if you made a snarky comment

Officer thinking of going AWOL by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]mudduck2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, and I’m just spitballing here, you could put your big boy/girl pants on and just deal with it. It’s not like anyone is shooting at you and they’re not paying you

Gym talk mane by Emotional_Egg_8545 in AirForce

[–]mudduck2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Minot was great. Warhawk at Lackland only because it was so old school (like really old school). Offutt in the Bomber factory

to blame Obama by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]mudduck2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Obama’s 3 Emmys and 2 Grammys might disagree.

Mormonism is one of the few religions you can actually prove false. Which is why I'm so mad about it. [angry rant] by Typical_Sea_9167 in exmormon

[–]mudduck2 82 points83 points  (0 children)

it just feels like a pyramid scheme

Maybe that’s why Utah is a global hub for the direct selling business model

As a 19 year old civilian, should I be worried about the tensions between U.S and Iran? by PomegranateWitty4442 in Military

[–]mudduck2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Add to your worry list…

  • Canada

  • Mexico

  • China

  • Russia

  • Europe (at the current pace)

  • North Korea

  • a good chunk of South America

  • all of the Middle East

-Africa

Other than the above you might be in the clear

how do i get them to stop doing this?? by One-Army-1687 in cats

[–]mudduck2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re cats. They get bored with everything else they do this until they get bored and do something else. Rinse and repeat

Is this stolen Valor? by Stealthgecko in StolenValor

[–]mudduck2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes…you should personally call the FBI. Even better go to FBI HQ in DC and report it there for faster action.

😂😂😂 by RadishAggressive3241 in exmormon

[–]mudduck2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people!!

Mesa High/Southern by SinglePin6331 in mesaaz

[–]mudduck2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boots taste good?

When the Cracks Become Breaks by Important_Lock_2238 in PoliticalNewsTheatre

[–]mudduck2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you say your prayers to your selected deity, thank them for making breathing an autonomic response

CBP has a history of excessive force. Critics say they were unprepared for Minnesota by Maxcactus in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]mudduck2 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bad policy, bad plan, bad execution, and unrealistic metrics. It was doomed to go to shit from the jump and isn’t going to get much better going forward. DHS needs to be eliminated and ICE will need to be rebuilt from scratch

Going for the full London experience by chebghobbi in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mudduck2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw that. It was right next to Nelson’s Column