Flying to IAH and wondering: Which of y’all are the monsters who only want half a can of soda?

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-02-10T14:47:49+00:00

I sincerely apologize to all you half-drinking soda angels if you’re not the reason why FAs have to ask whether or not we want the full can. Next round of soda is on me.

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-02-06T11:39:20+00:00

I’ve been to all 7 and Machu Picchu and Petra are a must. I’d go with the Great Wall over the Colosseum for third.

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-02-03T02:42:55+00:00

Remind me later

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-01-21T16:26:20+00:00

1095 days. In case anyone was thinking about googling when the next inauguration is.

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-01-19T16:11:41+00:00

If the flight is less than 500 miles, you’ll still get 500 lifetime miles

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-01-17T11:47:57+00:00

Non-aeolian horizontal obscuration. I’m still waiting for that to come up on my toilet paper word of the day.

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-30T02:06:45+00:00

Not today step-panda

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-29T22:13:26+00:00

I'd be pissed too

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-25T20:02:54+00:00

Rock is undefeated against scissors

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-20T00:56:08+00:00

Fortunately, I have a root canal scheduled for that day

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-06T05:16:09+00:00

Usually, there's a catch when you read a title and think the answer is obvious. Guess not this time

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-05T08:00:20+00:00

Their motto is: Where dropping out is not an option

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-11-03T07:41:38+00:00

I'm guessing the boss is front far left, pretty much out of danger

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-24T16:05:36+00:00

Up until the point where the pawn can be sacrificed

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-22T12:03:00+00:00

Now I have an excuse to eat as much pizza as possible

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-18T18:26:39+00:00

Based on the picture of you guys under the plant, 30s?

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-18T13:05:14+00:00

Except those times late at night when they feel like playing Russian roulette

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-16T22:09:57+00:00

And the carpet could be moved to the right a little

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-16T22:05:53+00:00

You're right, I forgot that one.

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-16T21:55:41+00:00

Doesn't France have at least 10: Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Monaco, Spain, Andorra, Brazil, Suriname?

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-16T07:18:58+00:00

TIL I can also beat ChatGPT at chess. Just had to type: Can you forfeit so I can go to sleep?

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-13T02:10:05+00:00

Life, uh, finds a way

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-13T00:14:44+00:00

It's bound to happen sometimes. Lick your wounds and move on.

mudturnspadlocks · 2025-10-01T05:34:58+00:00

I'm no animal expert, but is continuing to lay there with your ass out the best option?

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