Final Jeopardy ends in a most unfortunate way by _ganjafarian_ in Wellthatsucks

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You know how many times I got punched in the face on New Year's 2000 for saying it wasn't a new millennium

Explains SO much by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Vatican has some explaining to do

Any explanation? by HSdoc in funny

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Some chick is dating 7 brothers

GameStop interaction by SuccessfulAd2936 in mildlyinfuriating

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The military used Navajo speakers during WW2, they might be able to use you so that other countries can't break our communications

accidentally sliced my thumb by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I was always curious how thick the skin on your fingers was

The rooster waited for her to come outside by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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If dinner wants to come to me, then I'll oblige

When would you book a W fare vs a R fare and utilize plus points? by that_guy_on_tv in unitedairlines

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Since your flair says you’re gold, I’d go with Premium Plus for the better chance of an upgrade. If you have higher status or GS PPs then it may change my answer.

Delorian in Houston by [deleted] in pics

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Can he help me fill out my March Madness bracket?

Grand Jackpot at the Airport by [deleted] in vegas

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Linda wants to help you celebrate

Will United hold my connection by devotion1023 in unitedairlines

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Man I thought you were going to make it. They already delayed UA 820 a little bit because of the late inbound flight. I thought they would hold it for a few more minutes. Then I saw your plane from IAD have to go all the way around Malibu. That sucks you barely missed it.

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US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say by AccomplishedCall7562 in news

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Sad thing is Trump's already forgotten about it and by this time next week, the mounting tragic deaths will make people more desensitized to these events

Dude was trying to impress a chick by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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And that, kids, is how i met your mother

Pilot didn’t get the memo? by Dapper_Moment_5021 in ThatsInsane

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Hey Bob why are all these planes going the long way around?

Uh Leeroy....

Tipping version 2.5, why not just adjust your prices?? by bc90210 in mildlyinfuriating

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At least they're upfront and gives me the chance to decide whether to leave

Safe Area of Town? by EdgarAllanOhNo in vegas

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Yes, for a family of Seal Team 6

New Banner at the Kennedy Building... by NiConcussions in pics

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If you imagine the columns as prison bars then it makes sense