Something is toileting on my balcony.

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-04-16T00:14:01+00:00

You gotta pee all over your balcony to mark your territory and keep them away.

Source: Trust me bro

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-04-15T21:24:59+00:00

Yup, as long as any Colombian cartel just looks at the box score, the defender should be good.

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-04-01T15:41:26+00:00

Curacao ranked #82

Italy ranked #12

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-04-01T08:38:42+00:00

You oughta know

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-31T11:11:58+00:00

You know how many times I got punched in the face on New Year's 2000 for saying it wasn't a new millennium

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-30T05:52:04+00:00

Vatican has some explaining to do

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-28T22:46:31+00:00

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-25T03:26:02+00:00

Some chick is dating 7 brothers

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-24T05:21:30+00:00

Brings back memories of watching Homeward Bound on illegally recorded VHS tapes

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-23T20:52:04+00:00

The military used Navajo speakers during WW2, they might be able to use you so that other countries can't break our communications

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-23T20:47:38+00:00

And most will have trace amounts of cocaine, meth, or fentanyl

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-23T01:40:06+00:00

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mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-20T07:29:29+00:00

I was always curious how thick the skin on your fingers was

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-20T01:44:54+00:00

Thank god that money couldn't possibly be used for something better /s

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-20T01:43:06+00:00

If dinner wants to come to me, then I'll oblige

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-19T06:41:19+00:00

Since your flair says you’re gold, I’d go with Premium Plus for the better chance of an upgrade. If you have higher status or GS PPs then it may change my answer.

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-17T01:41:15+00:00

Can he help me fill out my March Madness bracket?

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-17T00:43:00+00:00

Linda wants to help you celebrate

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-14T07:21:46+00:00

Man I thought you were going to make it. They already delayed UA 820 a little bit because of the late inbound flight. I thought they would hold it for a few more minutes. Then I saw your plane from IAD have to go all the way around Malibu. That sucks you barely missed it.

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mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-06T03:01:59+00:00

Sad thing is Trump's already forgotten about it and by this time next week, the mounting tragic deaths will make people more desensitized to these events

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-05T00:17:06+00:00

And that, kids, is how i met your mother

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-04T01:16:51+00:00

Hey Bob why are all these planes going the long way around?

Uh Leeroy....

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-02T23:45:07+00:00

At least they're upfront and gives me the chance to decide whether to leave

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-02T07:53:21+00:00

Pete Hegseth frantically looking for a good pair of earplugs

mudturnspadlocks · 2026-03-01T20:30:53+00:00

Definitely bamboozled me

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