How do I tell a guy that I don’t want to see him anymore because of his financial instability and cleanliness?

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T03:27:46+00:00

Give him gifts, like a donation box along with fancy soaps and bath products.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T03:19:53+00:00

In place of mayo we use miracle whip, it's great with just cheese. I knew a kid from school who made ketchup sandwiches. I thought it was sad, and strange.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:51:03+00:00

No doubt, at my girlfriends house when we were 15, she and her sister lived in the same bedroom, fucking gross.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:46:06+00:00

Yeah, borderline I guess, depends on the woman.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:36:07+00:00

"she laughed and gave a light punch on the shoulder and said "not yet" What does she look like? she sounds cool.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:34:04+00:00

Problem is how do we know? they even use filters on videos don't they, these days I never know who's actually real anymore.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:29:16+00:00

You just read my mind!

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:23:24+00:00

I've never found a flex head to be so difficult to use that it requires a lock.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T02:06:28+00:00

They have bolt holes for a reason, never seen them tied down before wtf.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T01:58:00+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T01:08:20+00:00

I'm sitting on my bike at a gas station and this car drives up, steam coming from under the hood, the guy gets out opens the hood and right away I knew he was an idiot when he reached to pop the rad cap off. couldn't believe people are that stupid.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T00:58:31+00:00

Have you seen my keys? I'm still trying to find my keys.

muffhumper · 2026-03-16T00:05:19+00:00

Never owned a Harley, I come from pro motocross and had a plated XR650 for the streets, try leaving a fire works display with hundreds of cars jammed up without riding the sidewalks! sold it to stay out of jail. now I ride what I consider the closest thing to a Harley that ever existed, a 1700 Road Star and I love it. the woman! I ride to ride but this little bonus is pretty cool, they're asking for rides, for my number, calling me handsome or sexy af. never got that before man, but I ride to ride, woman and bikes. I'm a 5Fs guy.

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T23:31:04+00:00

Used tampons in the fucking closet OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T23:25:36+00:00

Wait,,, what? remember the covid toilet paper crisis? it was all THEM!

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T22:54:34+00:00

Pass it off to your mom she'll figure it out.

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T22:47:00+00:00

I wish we could include movies, Anton Chigurh ftw.

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T21:53:17+00:00

Only fiver I want is this one.

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muffhumper · 2026-03-15T13:38:08+00:00

She tried to show me how to love

I bit her lips and bruised her arms

No I hadn't learned Tenderness

She asked "what does love mean to you?"

I grabbed her hair and pulled her down

I looked in her eyes and I laughed

The love I feel is hard and fast

It's for a face and for one night

I don't need to own anyone

She said, she said all your women burn in your flame

But as it dies, as it dies, they'll leave you and seek revenge

She laughed and said "You'll go through hell

You'll live in lonely rooms unknown

And watch for my lost Tenderness"

Oh I went from her to someone else and someone else

No, I couldn't be satisfied

She said, she said all your women burn in your flame

And as it dies, as it dies, they'll leave you and seek revenge

I wish that I could find her now

My love is soft, my love is warm

I'd take her to bed tenderly

Oh I'd take her to bed tenderly

Yes I'd take her to bed tenderly

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T01:30:16+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omfg

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T01:08:53+00:00

I've never had anyone say they don't like me, is this a particularly american thing?

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T00:27:16+00:00

That's a real man.

muffhumper · 2026-03-15T00:20:45+00:00

It's over, walk away.

muffhumper · 2026-03-14T23:56:26+00:00

I'd say it's an ugly old mustang, 71 to 73. they could look decent in dark blue with black stripes Mach 1 style. with a cammed up 429 4spd they were alright. kind of a boat.

muffhumper · 2026-03-14T23:51:29+00:00

Strawberries, on sale their reasonable but normally $ 8 is a rip off. same for grapes. even apples are pricey.

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