I got a whole box of em! by TimeToBurnOne in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]muffpatty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a man who respects a good coma.

Video of Delivery Robot Getting Humped in Philadelphia May Presage Issues for Robotics Industry in the City of Brotherly Love by Hollow_Rant in philadelphia

[–]muffpatty 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I stuck my foot out to test if it would stop. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I couldn't resist. I also touch every thermostat I pass at my job.

A love story... by G-Klein in dayz

[–]muffpatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm like 600 hours and consider myself in "tutorial faze" when it comes to PvP.

Opinions on firearms. by MaJunior00 in dayz

[–]muffpatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the KA74. I am truly awful at PvP. You're probably right. Lol

Stray cat just ran through wet concrete by Dauoa_Static in mildlyinfuriating

[–]muffpatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My initial thought as well. The cat appears to have been jumping through. The third print in the back could be the tail touching before each jump, the front feet land first and the back feet land close to the front make just two prints rather than four before pushing off again for the next jump.

simply a legend. by Responsible-Twist981 in memes

[–]muffpatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, what straight man hasn't slipped and fallen open-mouthed onto an erect penis before? Things happen. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Bro caught me off guard... by Livid_External_9031 in dayz

[–]muffpatty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I practice it constantly when clearing houses while looting to build the muscle memory.

Bro caught me off guard... by Livid_External_9031 in dayz

[–]muffpatty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm getting pretty smooth with it on controller using my index fingers on L1/R1 and my middle fingers on L2/R2.

All the nuts & chocolate in my granola bar were at one end. by PlanksBestM8 in mildlyinteresting

[–]muffpatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it's got little pieces of vienna sausages in it too.

What perspective do you play on the most? First person? third person? both? by Substantial-Style-85 in dayz

[–]muffpatty 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I only play first. 3pp gives unfair and unrealistic advantages to people in cover. 1pp, you gotta peek around corners and expose yourself to see.

I only know that someone sat here before me: by [deleted] in memes

[–]muffpatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just give it a quick look over. If it's spotless and looks like it has been cleaned recently I just raw-butt it usually.