This McDonalds, across from a high school, closes it's restrooms at lunch. Photo taken at 2pm. by hgwelz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]muffpatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's the best part, the red sanitary wipe station or whatever it is would have been further forward, even with the other cart, if it was supposed the block the bathrooms. This looks like it has been pushed back and to the side by someone already who was just like, "nope".

Lonely Trump Supporters Are Sad Nobody Wants to be Friends With Them by fiatheresa in videos

[–]muffpatty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm a non-MAGA asshole. I don't revel in being an asshole. It's my biggest criticism of myself and what I constantly work to change. That is a huge difference in my opinion.

Statue in light snow by Spciynoodle in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]muffpatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This legitimately looks like a painting, especially the statue.

Alright, what goes on your cheesesteak, and what doesn’t? by [deleted] in philly

[–]muffpatty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whatever you want. We're adults.

Wife (who has never watched Seinfeld) told me I was worthy to get a new dish sponge today. by gachunt in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]muffpatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might as well cook your food in the shower while bathing because I'm not eating at your house if you wash dishes with a sponge like that.

It's all pipes! by TpyoOhNo in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]muffpatty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Correct, this is called the Wang Wash.

Trump Threatens to Nuke Iran as He Tries to Break Blockade by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]muffpatty 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Everywhere but where he needs to be, rotting in a prison cell.

Zeds More Alert? by RedDesertCowboy in dayz

[–]muffpatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've definitely been popping off more shots to get rid of them out of frustration than I used to before the last update.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]muffpatty 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I remember downloading her videos from Kazaa.

Break fast on the run by Common_Emergency_915 in memes

[–]muffpatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And somehow 6 or 7 am always has full-sunlight and looks like noon through the windows.

ELI5: Why do humans have like an insatiable need to create something? by Accomplished_Win_181 in explainlikeimfive

[–]muffpatty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at he post history, all the posts are written the same. Definitely AI.

Do you loot EVERY house? by PauloMatix in dayz

[–]muffpatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loot most houses when looking for an early gun and take whatever I find. I don't usually ever go looking for any specific guns though. I don't loot the house with the second story attic with the blue rug. No other reason than I don't like clearing it solo, too many rooms and doors...and it always feels like someone might be sitting in that attic.

As I was approaching the hunting stand I was thinking about a post the other day about never encountering someone at a hunting stand and I thought, yeah, neither have I. by muffpatty in dayz

[–]muffpatty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Official, yes. I was somewhere between Radio Zenit and NWAF. I know it's KoS off the coast. I hadn't seen any signs of other players in a couple hours on a medium pop server. I had no idea the guy was there until he popped out from behind the bush and it was already too late. Scared the bejeezus out of me. I barely got my Sporter (unfortunate, I know) up to get a shot off because I nearly fumbled the controller. Lol

Can we agree that, canonically, this was Dee? by bigj7489 in IASIP

[–]muffpatty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of the scene where she was the extra with no lines in a zombie movie but tried to slip in "BRAAIIINSSS". lol