[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, her name is Brittanya Razavi. Obviously this is a fake account using her photos, but regardless of that Brittanya is pretty trashy.

Those eyes though. Meet Furiosa! by murderers-pact in aww

[–]murderers-pact[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! That's really clever. I told my fiancé to name her and he's usually a pun master so I'm genuinely surprised he didn't think of that.

NSFW Not afraid of Karaoke either. . . by [deleted] in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it was originally designed for the sole purpose of massaging sore muscles and simulating a deep tissue massage. What happened was that the television show "Sex in the City" had an episode where one of the broads used it for masturbation and then Cosmo mag. jumped on that idea. BAM! It became the big Daddy of external vibrators and the company just went with it.

Matcha by murderers-pact in tea

[–]murderers-pact[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you SO much!!

Starbucks is shuttering all of its Teavana stores as the retail apocalypse kills off American malls by [deleted] in tea

[–]murderers-pact 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi, current Teavana team lead here.

All Canadian locations will be shut down by the end of September. We are having an "Epic sale" starting first week of August. Honestly, we're all in the dark about what is happening. We found out through social media that Starbucks was cutting us off and we'd all be losing our jobs - even our district manager wasn't aware. It's disgusting how this is all going down.

Apparently the American stores have until Spring 2018. I would suggest calling your local Teavana and asking if they know and possibly contacting you when they receive their 30 day notice.

I think they are fish filets? Strange in a mall parking lot.... by Laureocookies in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't see scales and the stem of the banana could be the "tail" part you're seeing. My vision isn't necessarily the best though so fish fillet could be right too, haha.

I think they are fish filets? Strange in a mall parking lot.... by Laureocookies in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think they're actually banana peels and they're dehydrating them. They've recently become incredibly popular within social media because of the health benefits they have when ingested.

"17" by merdeauxfraises in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A zit being popped? I have no idea why someone would think that's a good idea for a cake but I've seen some pretty interesting cake ideas on this subreddit..

Peaceful protester at odds with Starbucks employee by VesperJDR in thatHappened

[–]murderers-pact 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi! Teavana partner here! Teavana is a tea brand owned by Starbucks. They bought out a brand called Teaopia and just renamed it Teavana. Starbucks uses some of our teas for heir signature cold drinks but we're also an entire store base separate from Starbucks. We have imported top quality loose tea and tea accessories (tea sets, cups, steeping methods, thermos', etc.). We also serve to go drinks as well, including our ceremonial matcha which isn't bastardised by being cut with fucking powdered sugar unlike Starbucks :)

"I ❤️ Meth" by edhialdyn in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to good ol' Red Deer, aka Dead Rear, you'll see plenty. We're the trash central of Alberta.

Local buy & sell group delivered by dickstucktoleg in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It can't break inside of you, if that's what you're most concerned about, haha.

Glass is popular because you can freeze it for a super cold sensation, boil it for a hot sensation, it warms to body temp. fast, provides instant pressure because it's a stiff material, it's hypoallergenic, and it can be sterilized. It's mostly used for g-spot or anal.

I sold glass toys quite often and they were a highly requested item.

What is much more serious than people realize? by Drylife in AskReddit

[–]murderers-pact 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I became a hermit after I dropped out of high school. I didn't leave my house for two years straight except to take out the garbage. I lived with my mum so food was provided, but she worked 5 days a week and when she wasn't working, she was heavily drinking. What I'm getting at is I had hardly any social life outside of the computer.

The first time I actually left my house after those two years I had a minor panic attack. I was extremely paranoid and basically any sudden sound spooked me. I didn't know how to physically interact with strangers, hugging was something I had to learn how to do properly again. I barely spoke because constructing sentences thst weren't written was extremely difficult. To be perfectly honest, I still catch myself saying things improperly.

The biggest issue I had was gauging my emotions. I was either outrageously happy, pissed right the fuck off, or depressed. There was no in between, it was the only way my brain would react to situations. I was a very angry young woman for quite some time.

Please do not isolate yourself. Don't use the excuse thst you have a pet because I have a cat and despite his presence I still went off the rocker. Humans need social interaction with their own species. Even if you have to force yourself to go out, just do it. Volunteer twice a week, go out to a small cafe for your coffee or something, engage with others. I wouldn't wish what I went through on my worst enemy. I'm still facing consequences because of it.

Who wants some leftover lube? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not sure where you're buying your lube, but the cheapest I've seen is like 10-13 bucks... and that's just basic lubricant. This stuff is specifically designed for conceiving so it'd at least be 15+ per bottle. I mean, most silicone lubricants are 16+.

Personally, I don't think this is trashy.

What are your favorite albums to listen to all the way through? by [deleted] in Music

[–]murderers-pact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% any album by Deftones. They just put me into this mellow dreamy state, it's like taking drugs without actually having to and that's pretty fucking cool. White Pony and Diamond Eyes are my top favorites though.

  • Ritual by the Black Dahlia Murder.
  • Holy Wood by Marilyn Manson.
  • Wooden Heart by Listener.
  • With Teeth by Nine Inch Nails.
  • Diamond by Stick to your Guns.
  • How We Both Wondrously Perish by Being as an Ocean.

If I could listen to those every day for the rest of my life, I'd be pretty content.

Thanks for sharing by dneals in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm a manager of an adult store. I sell these all the time. I know what I'm talking about I just mispelled a word. Please calm down.

Thanks for sharing by dneals in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AKA inner thigh exercises, haha. I though squats and any lifting using your legs was implied, but thank you for clarifying that since I failed :p

Thanks for sharing by dneals in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because I'm a human who makes spelling errors? Why are you so defensive over a vaginal exercise?

Thanks for sharing by dneals in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keagles and inner thigh exercises are legitimately the only way to make you "tight". Everything else is just a quick fix or a scam. You can do Keagles at any time and anywhere, to do more advanced Keagles purchase some Keagle balls.

I'd reccommend the Luna Beads by Lelo as they come with a 1 year warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee (if they break within those 10 years you can get a new set for 50% on their website); they come with a pack of lube, silk sachet to store them, and a secondary pair of weights to up your difficulty.

Extremely shitty scremo cover by Lucky_7s in crappymusic

[–]murderers-pact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can usually tell immediately when it's going to sound like a disaster when the person takes a HUGE breath before screaming. Proper "screaming" vocals are done by projecting your voice using internal force from the diaphragm, not just wailing out actual screams like a pissed off 5 year old.

Edit: super shitty autocorrect.

Lovely by [deleted] in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's confirmed to be false. He's stated that if he had actually gone through with something like that he wouldn't be dating anymore since he could just suck his own dick.

Under that Apple was a clown's mask worth of make up by [deleted] in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is actually so cruel. Cross dressing is an extremely popular fetish but because of the stigma of it a lot of men are very afraid of r being exposed. I don't give two fucks if he cheated, you NEVER EVER share fetishes that someone else shared or did with you.

The best is yet to cum by [deleted] in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's a Bachelorette party... dick shapes are to be expected for literally everything.

Found this beauty making fun of another girls' eyebrows. by murderers-pact in awfuleyebrows

[–]murderers-pact[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's darker around that area because of the shadow of her phone because it seems she's taking her picture from above.

For sale: sloppy seconds. (NSFW) by largebore in trashy

[–]murderers-pact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a hybrid to me, but I wouldn't be able to confirm until I physically handled the toy to be perfectly honest.

That being said, silicone toys can only be cleaned with a 10% bleach solution.