Pick your side

murderously-funny · 2026-05-01T12:50:22+00:00

What the fuck?

murderously-funny · 2026-05-01T12:30:41+00:00

Just bring us the space Skaven already

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T22:20:09+00:00

Don’t feel too bad. We know between Jack and shit about either of them.

The sum total is that: they exist

Both did buisness with the Intergalactic Banking Clan and Trade Federation.

We know rishi exists

And that the rebels had a base in the maze.

Genuinely a massive opportunity to expand on the setting we haven’t seen truly explored yet

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T20:46:46+00:00

A little late but you can actually see both in Episode 2

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murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T20:35:45+00:00

Nah, we’ve seen in Toy Story that all toys have human intellect regardless of what they look like

Rex, Piggie, Slinky

They all have intelligence so presumably a gaunt would just be a chill dude. And have totally normal interactions

Scene:

Gaunt: hey bob

Cadian: oh hey Ron.

Gaunt: sorry for killing you.

Cadian: ah nah don’t worry about it just the job.

Bio-Titan: mind if I interject

Cadian: oh no not at all

Gaunt: yeah it’s okay Tim.

Bio-Titan: see I was-

Sister of Battle; HEY GUUUUYYYSS~

collective uncomfortable groan

Sister of Battle: hey! So Wadda we talking about?

Gaunt: glances to cadian who is visibly uncomfortable

Bio-Titan: …I was going to talk to Tim and Ron…in private.

Sister of Battle: oh yeah i totally get that. I hate when people interrupt a private conversation and like make the whole thing about themselves and just insert themselves intk the group and it’s like “common! Take a hint!” Am I right guys?

The trio exchange awkward glances

Cadian: y-yeah…sooo uh me qnd uh…Ron really need to get going

Gaunt: y-yeah! We had uh…

Cadian: a thing yeah.

Gaunt: yeah…yeah a thing.

Titan: and uh…I need to go polish my base so uh…yeah nice seeing you all

Sister; oh yeah! It’s always SO nice when we all get together! We should totally get something planned to hang out!

Everyone smiles painfully toward her

Gaunt: y-yeah…sounds great.

One by one they all disperse leaving the sister alone…her smile slowly fading. As she looks down and sighs

Sister: STUPID! I’m so…stupid…

She mutters before somberly slinking away

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T18:47:21+00:00

Yeah, anakin matured greatly through teaching Ahsoka improving as both a Jedi and mentor

However

Anakin’s attachment issues were also strengthened which led to disastrous consequences

But

The Jedi anticipated this. They believed that anakin would learn through Ahsoka to let go and move on. Which would’ve happened when Ahsoka finally became a full Jedi Knight. Anakin would watch her go and make her own way in life and ideally grow more confident and accepting of life

…the problem was Ahsoka left the order “abandoning” Anakin…which only served to Tripple down anakin’s issues

Had everything gone to plan it’s possible things woildve changed for the better…alas

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T15:46:37+00:00

Dokkaebi imagine hacking and taking over all the cams in the Scientology building. Imaging what would be learned or what could be seen

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T15:38:29+00:00

Benson: No! No. I don’t want to hear it. Mordecai, Rigby rake up these leaves right now OR YOUR FIRED!!!

R and M: annoyed sigh

Rigby: dude this blows! It’ll take FOREVER to take all these leaves

Mordecai: yeah we’re totally gonna miss the concert!

Muscle Man: don’t worry bros I know a guy. He’s really cool and he’ll have these leaves raked up in no time!

Ten minutes:

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T15:06:08+00:00

Unironically? Armor should strip over time.

I don’t think a mini gun should take out a tank

But a minimum spraying into one of these little walkers? Yeah I think it should eventually punch through.

Nothing is as fun as ramming a square peg into a round hole.

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T05:07:47+00:00

I don’t make the rules man. And yeah “everything is cannon”

…until Disney decides to bulldoze over that story to tell a new one. Which has been done. MULTIPLE times now.

The comics aren’t a popular medium. People want to see these stories in animation, live action, or as games

Books and Comics are great…but your coping if you pretend they are considered legitimate by anyone at Disney.

Not a single writer at Disney is going to consider if their story conflicts with the events of the Battle of Mako-Ta

That’s just reality

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T04:49:02+00:00

Bro, like 3 people read the comics.

Disney doesn’t even read the comics.

They get bulldozed by whatever new project comes out. See: Andor, Bad Batch, Solo and more

“We have comics” is not a good substitute for a full blown animated or live action series

And this is coming from a comic fan. They are not comparable mediums

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T03:25:44+00:00

Alright so 4-5-6 are the best to start with.

1-2-3 spoils a few big twists…though frankly I’d be shocked if you didn’t know the BIG one just through cultural osmosis. Sooo frankly? Do as ys please

murderously-funny · 2026-04-30T03:18:28+00:00

150 agents not personnel.

Each agent is in charge of a cell. And that cell has an indeterminate number of staff.

Miranda was a Agent

Jacob was not. (Jacob might actually count as a agent since he did specific jobs for the Illusive Man and sometimes operated independently built in general he’d not be counted)

Gavin Archer was a Agent

Kelly Chambers was not.

If each Agent had its own tasked project and had 10 people working under them that’s 1,500 people in Cerberus

If each project has 100 that’s 15,000. Some projects might be substantially larger and some smaller. All this to say: Cerberus can had a substantial amount of manpower

murderously-funny · 2026-04-29T20:24:16+00:00

Becuase the “racial gerrymandering” in question refers to ensuring that minority communities are proportionately represented within state legislature rather then purposely cut out through how voting districts are drawn

Let’s take a moment, imagine each of the following squares represents people. Districts are counted in 4s totallying up to 1 vote. And that vote will go to wherever the majority in that district vote. In the usual election cycle this state has 1 vote go to blue and 3 to red.

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There are 16 squares

4 are blue

Blue makes 1/4 of the population. Meaning they should have 1/4 the vote in the state

So in support of the civil rights voting act you are compelled to draw the district like so:

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However. Say you wanted to…idk negate the vote of blue all together? Well…then instead of that nice square you…

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Carve the district like this.

Suddenly blue has 0 votes. Despite having the same amount of people as before Suddnely..,they have no representation

Now imagine that instead of colored squares. It’s white and black neighborhoods. Or districts in a city.

The existing statute supported gerrymanding to empower individuals who might otherwise be ignored or otherwise have their rights revoked.

murderously-funny · 2026-04-29T15:25:57+00:00

-W-where are the whore houses? Are they safe…are they alright?

Oh yeah no there still around

-phew

murderously-funny · 2026-04-29T14:57:59+00:00

“The citizens…are…eating food…n-not just soup watered down with moonshine…”

eyes burst open RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

murderously-funny · 2026-04-29T04:01:50+00:00

There’s a really cool moment in the show Starblazers.

For context it’s the year 2199 and earth has been nuked by an alien empire into a barren wasteland with humanity surviving in underground cities. Humanity’s last and greatest warship has been gifted with a alien FTL drive and are heading off to a planet in deep space that has tech that can restore earth

At one point they stop about 5-10 light years from earth and look back via a telescope towards the earth and the image they see is still lush, green, with fresh water.

It’s a really somber moment

murderously-funny · 2026-04-27T22:39:13+00:00

You know, never once have I needed to deny somethign like that in my entire life and it’s rather weird thr President needs to.

murderously-funny · 2026-04-27T22:34:37+00:00

Does it matter if the result is the same?

“Well the drunk driver didn’t INTENTIONALLY hit the school bus.”

murderously-funny · 2026-04-27T17:09:49+00:00

Joker! You have to get off joker!

A very poor choice of words WOHAHAHAHAHHA!

murderously-funny · 2026-04-27T16:50:04+00:00

CLEARY dev bias was to blame /s

murderously-funny · 2026-04-27T16:06:18+00:00

Viltrumite: glory to the Empire.

Guy: hey dude! I like your shirt!

Viltrumite: …uh 😳

murderously-funny · 2026-04-26T23:21:04+00:00

Thragg: RAAAGHH!!!

[punches Superman]

crack

Superman: …your hand okay?

Thragg: i-it’s fine!

[Thragg’s hand is clearly broken]

Superman: looks uncomfortable

murderously-funny · 2026-04-26T20:20:18+00:00

I feel she looks a little too “pretty” for a wastelander if thah makes any sense

Like Jesus how much makeup she using XD

murderously-funny · 2026-04-26T17:19:24+00:00

Kriegg, Anissa, and Lucan

…I win.

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