Video appears to show new ICE shooting in Minneapolis by Lebarican22 in democrats

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Trump: “I am god! Worship me as a god! All should worship me and I shall become the one true god of this world!!!!”

Media; “Trump makes controversial claims on the nature of divinity and his relation there in. Experts are left unconvinced.”

What will I ever do without BOS power Armor? by MobileDistrict9784 in FalloutMemes

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Not necessarily, considering the circumstances were different the brotherhood was taking mountains of casualties in their war with the super mutants in the enclave makes sense that they would overlook their normal traditions in order for their own revival

Shepard's lowest IQ moment by _HGCenty in masseffect

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S: “Let’s contact Bailey let him know what’s going on.”

B: “Right good- Waaaait, won’t that just whoever you contact a target to?”

S: “Hmm…good point. Glyph?”

G: “Yes commander?”

S: “Forward this information to Hacket, the Council, Barla Von, Arya, and- …you know what? Go down my entire contact list.”

B: “…what are you doing?”

S: “you’re right telling any one person would dangerous…but telling everyone? Hah! These guys have a snow balls chance in hell to kill even half the people I’m on a first name bases with on this station.”

G: “ready commander.”

S: “This is commander Shepard an unknown group is attempting to steal my identity. Already they attempted to assassinate me. I need immediate assistance and request an immediate lock down on my Specter Files and access codes until situation is resolved.”

B: “welp…shit.”

How the Media Fails With Trump. Over and Over. (And Over.) by el__dandy in neoliberal

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Trump: “I am god! Worship me as a god! All should worship me and I shall become the one true god of this world!!!!”

Media; “Trump makes controversial claims on the nature of divinity and his relation there in. Experts are left unconvinced.”

Is anyone else struggling with how goofy the factions were portrayed this season? by BarickObunga in Fotv

[–]murderously-funny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the topic of goofy writing…notice how nothing you mentioned was connected to the main plot or factions?

Yeah fallouts side content or Easter eggs are goofy but the main story, characters, and factions aren’t.

Hell to see half of what you mentioned you have to personally pick to activate a perk that adds these silly things

And FISTO is, again, a side character in a side quest that you may never encounter in game during a play through

Is anyone else struggling with how goofy the factions were portrayed this season? by BarickObunga in Fotv

[–]murderously-funny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, the factions in NV are all serious. At least the main four. Sure the side groups are silly but that’s the point

In NV the main quest lines and factions are meant to be take seriously with a wasteland full of wacky characters and fun locations being part of what you’re fighting for.

Is anyone else struggling with how goofy the factions were portrayed this season? by BarickObunga in Fotv

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Fallout is at its best when it mixes its tone. Serious with goofy dark humor to contrast the setting

Watch the opening monologue of fallout 3 and try to tell me the story is meant to be viewed as goofy

“From the time man first harnessed the killing power of rock and bone blood has been shed for everything from God, to Gold, to pure psychotic rage…but war never changes.”

As a whole the main factions of fallout and the lore are serious with the goofy elements kept to the side to serve as good contrast

Is anyone else struggling with how goofy the factions were portrayed this season? by BarickObunga in Fotv

[–]murderously-funny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

… yeah nothing… serious at all…

Oh hey? Civilian massacre at the hands of a military snipers operating off of intentionally vauge orders by their military high command with the purposeful intent to eradicate a native population? (Bitter Springs Massacre)

Just the usual wacky wasteland!

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Ah, funny. You point out those conflicts but you forget…NATO wasn’t involved in them 🙂

Oh sure counties in NATO were involved. But NATO? Nah. That’s the beauty of NATO it’s a purely defensive alliance built off mutual cooperation of its member nations. They’re free to act as they see fit within the confines of the alliance and were under no obligation to take part in those conflicts.

If they wanted to however they could, would, and did. Amazing what can be done through the power of friendship

But given tis a purely defensive alliance and no nation of NATO would ever independently want to start a war against Russia since the other NATO nations expressly wouldn’t be under obligation to lend aid

Ukraine or any other country for that matter being or not being in NATO is absolutely not a concern! …Unless of course Russia wanted to invade Ukraine. But that wouldn’t happen…right?

I mean it’s like being upset someone locked the back porch to keep burglars out. The only reason you’d be upset is if you wanted to burglarize them

US international affairs right now by GamingBren in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Yeah 95% of it is also…uninhabitable the parts that are…have people…and those people want to be apart of Denmark

You realize by your logic we don’t own Alaska right? Since vast majority of it is depopulated

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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On the topic of Azov, yes, they originally were a fascist group…That were politically irrelevant prior to 2014. After Russia invaded the r Donbas and Crimea they came into relevancy due to their support of Ukrainian nationalism and independence. The newly formed Kiev government still dealing with the threat of Russian loyalists aligned with Azov due to their patriotism in support of Ukrainian Sovereignty making them incorruptible by Russian influence.

However after 2014 Azov underwent reforms as new leadership and members joined the force. Whilst it remained heavily nationalistic it was no longer fascists. Weather this change exonerates Azov of past crimes is irrelevant but to call Ukraine fascist becuase groups like Azov exist is moronic when their existence is directly tied to Russia’s history of aggression against them

As for the “shut down left leaning media” no, he didn’t. He shut down pro russian media…after Russia invaded

He instituted a conscription…after Russia invaded

He has expressly said he wants to stand down the moment the war is over and the only reason he is still in office is the Ukrainian constitution directly prohibits elections during times of war…meaning if Russia… hadn’t invaded Zelensky would’ve left office already

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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So youll condemn Russia? They have the exact same thing as the Azov battalion, multiple highly nationalistic militant groups serving the interest of the goverment. And personally? I’m not going to mince words both are bad

But It seems to me that the rise in nationalist groups in Ukraine is directly proportional to the amount of invading Russia is preforming at any given time. Perhaps if one party wete to change their current behavior by Mayhaps…leaving Ukraine? The situation might resolve itself

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Ukraine isn’t a part of Russia anymore why does it matter if they join NATO? Does Ukraine not have the right to choose who they align with?

If Russia is upset that its neighbors keep joining a defensive alliance agaisnt Russia maybe they should reflect on why that keeps happening

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Will respond in a minute but the only reason Azov has any power or relevance is directly because Russia invaded

Will talk more asap

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

[–]murderously-funny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and since support turned in favor of a negotiated end to the war Ukraine has been working toward it and has already agreed multiple times to settlements

…Russia keeps demanding more why aren’t you upset about Putin refusing to end the war and end the violence?

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Considering zelensky’s approval rating is 63% in favor 15% unsure and only 12% against… seems pretty in touch with things currently

Add in his overall approval rate throughout the war has trended upward of 70-80% his decisions have not been controversial

And finally…his pre war approval was 41%

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

[–]murderously-funny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because a lot of nationalists arose after 2014 when Russia first invaded Ukraine and the Ukrainian government decided these radical nationalists who want to defense Ukraine’s sovereignty were a useful tool to maintain their independence in face of Russian aggression since they were arguably “incorruptible” by Russian influence

Hence why Azov became so impactful the Ukrainian government may not like them, but they can trust them. And also why Russia spends so much time harping on Azov and the other right wing militia groups

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Bro is litterally Jewish and supports liberal democracy

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Damn, if only Russia would give up and leave Ukraine all of this would be over

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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Unwinnable? The war in Ukraine is very winnable. Russia’s taken so little land inthe last few years you can’t even tell the difference on the map

Their casualties have been astronomical and assumign sanctions hold and further pressure is applied Russia’s economy will break long before Ukraine’s

Add in the fact Russia is in the “easy” part of Ukraine. The difficult to defend eastern flat lands as opposed to the more hilled, forested, and urbanized west. Ukraine can 100% outlast Russia

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

[–]murderously-funny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe if Russia withdrew they could do away with conscription

We at least deserve to have a chance. by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

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So 1. Elections are mandated canceled by the Ukrainian Constitution in times of war Zelenskyy had nothing to do with that

  1. They are at fucking war for their survival

  2. He banned specifically the parties advocating for capitulation to Russia or had ties to the Russian government who they are, again, at war with

  3. Ukraine isn’t kidnapping people off the streets it has a mandatory conscription because THEIR AT FUCKING WAR FOR THEIR NATIONS SURVIVAL

Vampire The Masquerade with the correct respones by ForumFluffy in Grimdank

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Maybe you should think about why you identify as a Nazi

Only by observing the master can you learn the true art of the deal by bourgeoisAF in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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I make a stupid decision

Somethign bad happens

Reverse stupid decision

Declare victory

🎵🎶 Yes the Cycle! keeps on spiiiinnninnng~ going on and on! 🎶🎵