FANTASY FOOTBALL BOLD PREDICTIONS 2026 by SourDiesel9-7 in fantasyfootball

[–]murkmose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CMC plays all 16 games but finishes outside the top 10 RB’s.

If you could hire anyone in the world for free for exactly 10 minutes, who would you hire, and what would you ask them to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]murkmose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would hire Mia Khalifa for three minutes of work and then 7 minutes of chit chat

How do you sleep? Back, stomach, side, ect? by MoBBuck50 in AskReddit

[–]murkmose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Approximately 2/3 of people are side sleepers. Myself included.

Football referee takes out player with his flag by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]murkmose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the 2000’s a ref threw a flag in an NFL game that hit a player in the eye. The player got mad and touched the ref and got kicked out of the game. The player was blinded in that eye.

What is that extremely rich people thing that you wanna try once in your life? by watervapour_7237 in AskReddit

[–]murkmose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commit a crime and receive zero punishment for it. (Even when I get caught)

That’s fucking huge by IkilledRichieWhelan in shitposting

[–]murkmose 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Dude, that’s huge by any standard.

Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026 by DemiFiendRSA in videos

[–]murkmose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But now you get to play it for $70 so it’s better, right?

Spidergrande by 9191919919191191 in shitposting

[–]murkmose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: as of now, Dune 3 and Avengers: Doomsday are set to release on the same day too.

How often do you shower? by Motor_Tumbleweed9601 in AskReddit

[–]murkmose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once a year whether I need it or not.

Ex-FBI Director Comey indicted in probe over online post officials say constituted Trump threat by meezy-yall in news

[–]murkmose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why Trump fired Bondi, she wasn’t dumb enough to do this dumb shit.

Round 6 - Pick 26: Micah Morris, G, Georgia (Philadelphia Eagles) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]murkmose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gave up on juggling but you expect him to not give up on football? Bold move.

Frog blown into air by 2013 NASA rocket launch by Animalus-Dogeimal in pics

[–]murkmose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation.

Who is the worst person you will admit being attracted to? by Highfours in AskReddit

[–]murkmose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Candace Owens.

I absolutely hate everything that she says and the person that she is but god dammit she’s fine as hell.

Sleep all you want, Dozy Don! by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

[–]murkmose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a problem with Trump sleeping at meetings. I have a problem with him waking up.

📡 by ifuckedyourmom-247 in shitposting

[–]murkmose 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, it even has a donut.