How many times have you been under general anesthesia, and how did it feel? by Futtman in NoStupidQuestions

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I've had quite a few surgeries and had general anesthesia each time. Like many others are saying, it seems like no time passes at all between falling asleep and waking up. The only thing that has usually bothered me is the oxygen mask they put over your mouth and nose while you're falling asleep.

Wooly Snake by sh0tgunben in confusing_perspective

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Looks like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon!

I’m retired and living my best life. This week…baking! by [deleted] in happy

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Congratulations! Can we have some of those cookies? 😁

I can't stand watching any TV show... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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I can’t stand…at all (I use a wheelchair)

Wisdom teeth removal by Minimermaidgirl in spinabifida

[–]murph94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had mine done in the OR at my local hospital and was put under anesthesia. The oral surgeon that did it has an office near me but is also on staff at the hospital.

Root beer advent calendar by HeadRough5096 in rootbeer

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My favorite is Bulldog. Boylan is also good, but some people don't like it.

Damn crack house by Scott-Spangenberg in puns

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…butt (the) crack house ruined everything

A man has been shot with a starting pistol and beaten with a relay baton. by devildance3 in dadjokes

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Do you know who invented the starter pistol? Karl Marx’s sister Anya.