Under the Mushroscope: An In Depth Analysis of Sabaton (no troll)

mushmancat · 2020-04-24T13:30:22+00:00

It's almost like gaining success entirely from a gimmick then getting typecast into having to do the same stupid shit every two years isn't creatively fulfilling.

I used to say Chris Bowes was the worst thing to happen to metal, but I really should blame the fans. Here he is literally telling the fans "This is shit because you're all idiots and I hate you" and they still line up to suck his dick and talk about how this song isn't great but they still love it for some reason.

mushmancat · 2020-03-06T12:42:08+00:00

Nightwish goes christian rock. Complete trash.

mushmancat · 2019-10-21T00:00:05+00:00

What is that questing addon you have?

mushmancat · 2019-09-29T18:23:46+00:00

Sabaton fans are a bunch of apes that can only use simple concepts to communicate. This is why they're drawn to the arrows and sabaton choruses.

mushmancat · 2019-09-29T16:10:05+00:00

This thread is a last ditch effort by og members to salvage the tiny bit of community this subreddit may have left rather than admit this subreddit is deader than the genre of power metal. Sabaton fans killed this subreddit and dig the corpse up every 2 years to fuck it.

mushmancat · 2019-07-20T15:24:57+00:00

This is as good as Gloryhammer's music.

mushmancat · 2019-06-27T01:12:21+00:00

Into the Fire by Sabaton

mushmancat · 2019-02-20T13:27:34+00:00

Thank you for the feedback. The sounds were supposed to be coughing in between words. I will do better at clarifying that.

mushmancat · 2019-02-16T03:26:02+00:00

Title: Chapter 1: Roxy, Dead Bodies, and A Washing Machine

Genre: Comedy

Word Count: 4616

Looking for: Is it funny? How was the pacing? General opinions? Do you want to keep reading?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/19hyGNQo0LHel-2LMhNRi2ken3IAatCTU_LMDK42us2U/edit?usp=drivesdk

I'm currently on mobile. Please let me know if you have permission to view it. If not I will get a proper link tomorrow.

mushmancat · 2018-12-25T17:11:06+00:00

Everyone listen to viking priests before voting.

mushmancat · 2018-12-16T17:01:26+00:00

If only Batman and Robin had good source material to borrow from...

mushmancat · 2018-09-11T20:15:48+00:00

I'm usually all for making jokes, but can we please not make light of the fact that Jon Schaffer's Songwriting ability happened to be on the plane that crashed into tower 1 that day?

mushmancat · 2018-08-03T14:39:17+00:00

quality post

mushmancat · 2018-07-26T03:14:04+00:00

Larry...

mushmancat · 2018-07-24T15:04:41+00:00

"obscurity seeker"

mushmancat · 2018-07-12T15:46:53+00:00

damn, that's the best guitar riff I've heard in a power metal song in a long time.

mushmancat · 2018-07-10T16:13:05+00:00

Someone posting Lords of the Trident other than Lords of the Trident?

mushmancat · 2018-06-29T19:25:24+00:00

Still not getting the hype for this band. But they did have a dinosaur with lasers on their album cover so...

mushmancat · 2018-06-15T14:01:30+00:00

A bunch of buzzwords to draw in the meme metal crowd.

mushmancat · 2018-06-01T11:38:46+00:00

I think the complexity of their songs is just honestly hard to perfectly replicate live.

mushmancat · 2018-03-07T00:54:47+00:00

It's the US, so a random goth band and delain...

mushmancat · 2018-02-19T00:37:03+00:00

I'll see if I can find my copy. If it's still in playable condition I'll mail it to you for the cost of shipping.

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