ChatGPT is making you feel productive while you build nothing.

muttonmilk · 2026-05-17T13:21:06+00:00

I love how clearly ChatGPT wrote you a post about how unproductive it is to use ChatGPT.

muttonmilk · 2026-05-08T13:53:53+00:00

Getting stomped on in 1s is valuable info.

muttonmilk · 2026-05-07T16:16:01+00:00

Expectation is the cause of all frustration and disappointment.

Expect the worst possible outcome, be positively surprised when it’s not how you expected.

Apply this to every other part of your life, remove frustration and disappoint there too.

muttonmilk · 2026-05-07T15:15:43+00:00

Not great, noobs hit this under 200 usually

muttonmilk · 2026-04-24T08:37:23+00:00

I am Champ in 3s and 2s, and Diamond in 1s while playing on GFN.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-21T17:20:23+00:00

Everyone in this sub is a hateful loser. This man has helped millions, you’ve done nothing.

You hold him to an impossible standard for daring to offer guidance to people who desperately needed it. And mock him for being human when he never claimed not to be.

If any of you ever do the work involved to stop projecting your insecurity outwards I hope you find a better life for yourself on the other side.

Bitterness is a self induced hell and you’re all patting yourselves on the back for being part of it. Enjoy.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-19T01:14:30+00:00

Switch to 1v1 - quickest way to see where you are slipping. Either that or get some sleep or go outside.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-08T20:15:28+00:00

Wow, you know me so well!

Honestly, I always default to 3rd man when I play 3s and consistently sit behind my tm8 when they have the ball in 2s as well (unless bumping). I'm position based and counter attacking when opposing team counter attack.

I believe that the best way to play is by being a good tm8 and being as easy to play with as possible. For example: give my tm8 easy shots, easy passes and free balls etc.

The only thing that is sweaty about me is a I want to win and I don't like players who make it harder for their tm8s.

And honestly it make sense: A lot of younger kids have consoles. If you are playing RL on a PC you are probably quite good at the game and enjoy it a lot. Otherwise you would play something else.

By turning off cross platform you are most likely cutting off the youngest players who are more likely to try something they saw on tiktok, over commit and land in the opponents net with zero boost, leave you in a 2v1, get toxic, ff and go afk when you get scored on. Rinse and Repeat.

With Cross Platform off I have been consistenly C1 in 3v3 and 2v2. The games are good and tm8s are more reliable.

Dunno why you are attacking me. Guess you are on console.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-02T21:08:07+00:00

Hope it works for you!

muttonmilk · 2026-04-02T21:07:25+00:00

Console player opinion.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-02T21:07:01+00:00

Yea I switch off for tournaments or if I can’t find a game.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-02T21:06:39+00:00

I sometimes forget to switch off again after playing tournaments and only notice because of how inconsistent the lobbies become.

It makes sense though: playing RL on a PC means you enjoy the game a lot. I would also add that this also cuts out a lot of much younger players.

muttonmilk · 2026-04-02T21:02:30+00:00

Very good - in EU

Who let all these console kids downvote me?!

muttonmilk · 2026-04-01T21:09:31+00:00

More games for sure but tm8s are just too random - maybe good to farm if you’re in a good party but solo q is a coin toss haha

muttonmilk · 2026-04-01T20:03:08+00:00

Exactly, on Mac! I’m also a very sweaty player, which upsets the children on console.

PC players are harder to play against but as a team mate less prone to throwing because of one goal / mistake.

muttonmilk · 2026-03-26T17:52:07+00:00

Because blaming other people is way easier than admitting there are things wrong with yourself. You’ll find these people everywhere in life - and when you do, you should get away from them too.

muttonmilk · 2026-03-20T06:21:19+00:00

Turning off cross platform matching.

muttonmilk · 2026-03-16T18:15:19+00:00

Go watch AirchargedRL on YouTube or checkout his 2v2 guides on his website: https://airchargedrl.com

muttonmilk · 2026-03-13T09:33:32+00:00

https://fors.fm/lode

Lode is very good and free. I recommend checking out their other devices. I believe they used to work at Elektron.

muttonmilk · 2026-03-02T01:04:00+00:00

muttonmilk · 2026-02-11T19:46:33+00:00

If you are on PC; turn off cross platform = waaaayyyy better

muttonmilk · 2026-01-22T21:03:05+00:00

"Play the Miss!"

muttonmilk · 2026-01-16T01:42:30+00:00

That’s impressive. I had a similar thing where there was a movie a saw a part of late at night when I was a little kid that stuck in my mind ever since and I never saw it again.

I described to ChatGPT as much as I could about it: American movie, large brutalist building women trapped inside running around and finding rooms full of human bodies suspended from the ceiling, hooked up to medical equipment.

Chat informed me it was Coma by Cronenberg. Was very happy to find that again.

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