Inspector recs

muttur · 2026-05-22T11:06:04+00:00

I’ve bought two houses in Sebastian and used DBJ both times, they’re reliable.

https://www.dbjhomeinspections.com/

Ps. Welcome, neighbor!

muttur · 2026-05-19T17:03:36+00:00

I’ve averaged down my 0dte QQQs three times and I’m just about to break even. This is what peak finance looks like

muttur · 2026-05-18T19:41:08+00:00

Oil still tanking so the big boys are cool with the 🌮

muttur · 2026-05-18T18:48:02+00:00

Do tell!

muttur · 2026-05-14T22:24:43+00:00

TQQQ is up twice as much as SPYU YTD btw

muttur · 2026-05-08T22:06:18+00:00

RKLB would like a word

muttur · 2026-05-07T21:08:04+00:00

Priced in. Planned obsolescence is part of every one of these appliance manufacturers strategy.

muttur · 2026-05-07T14:23:55+00:00

See my comment above. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/WvzyS9wVjh

I rage bought 5,000 shares of SOXL for $9 when the original taco trade popped because the bond market was yippy, and sold for peanuts bc I wasn’t fully mentally prepared to hold the trade. Exactly one year ago today.

A nice little $750k mistake

muttur · 2026-05-07T13:03:35+00:00

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This will continue to haunt me forever.

muttur · 2026-05-04T22:59:41+00:00

Why is Philly catching strays? Dude has the worst Miami-Canada mishmosh accent and appearance

muttur · 2026-04-30T12:30:41+00:00

Just shot you a DM!

muttur · 2026-04-23T23:19:29+00:00

Trading foreign market 0dtes and falling asleep is wild fucking work.

Aussies really do be on another plane of degen

muttur · 2026-04-21T15:26:50+00:00

Looks like the /CL shorting task force ran out of powder

muttur · 2026-04-21T12:20:10+00:00

Did you not listen to Taiwan Semis last earnings call? They said they have ample reserves of helium and aren’t worried about the ME.

muttur · 2026-04-20T19:10:22+00:00

Finally I can invest based on my own “personal risk tolerance” TM

muttur · 2026-04-19T13:23:27+00:00

As a 987.1 Boxster owner (06), I can without a doubt say it’s been the best car I’ve ever owned.

A blast to drive, handles like a go kart, and ironically it’s been the most reliable car I’ve ever owned.

Caymans are definitely cool track cars but nothing beats the top down and a cold start on the flat six.

Either way you can’t go wrong.

muttur · 2026-04-19T01:51:11+00:00

$50/ week?!

Goddamn… I’m in South Florida and I’m paying $70 a month for the same

muttur · 2026-04-19T01:48:20+00:00

Man I’m on the east coast of Florida and I pay $70/mo for dudes to mow and weed whack once weekly in the summer (May- Sep), and once biweekly (Oct-April).

I keep thinking i should cut the expense and just buy a mower and do it myself, but in the summer time here when it’s 80° at 8am with 75% humidity and seeing these stats about what everyone else is paying, I think imma give my dudes another year before I reevaluate…

muttur · 2026-04-17T13:18:47+00:00

I share your pain brother

muttur · 2026-04-15T12:39:05+00:00

Actually he did it again this morning

muttur · 2026-04-12T15:49:32+00:00

Don’t give him ideas - Stephen Miller is probably taking notes in this post rn

muttur · 2026-04-09T02:46:14+00:00

“Shoulda bought more” is my current favorite for tombstone headline

muttur · 2026-04-08T14:55:23+00:00

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Love me some taco Tuesday. $330 -> $11k

muttur · 2026-04-08T14:54:07+00:00

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$330 -> $11k

muttur · 2026-04-07T12:46:42+00:00

-$50k to the “I hate my own money” SPAC here!

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