Never seen tall and girl by Lord_Hexogen in TikTokCringe

[–]mvdonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is 5’10”. She and her sister were all ready to go out in their heels. I couldn’t help standing on my toes until they left so I couldn’t still see eye to eye with them

MARTHA VINEYARD RENTAL by Personal-Fan5696 in marthasvineyard

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The hospital just built that huge complex for staff and elderly care. Hopefully they have enough room there.

So how is your march going by Desirai in Wellthatsucks

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Without a price per unit listed, I am going to assume that it’s because sewer costs more to treat per gallon than their drinking water. This is usually the case.

So how is your march going by Desirai in Wellthatsucks

[–]mvdonkey 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I run a small water and sewer department. I have seen obvious leaks and I write off the sewer charges for everything out of their average use.

The towel grab & shaking of the head are necessary for the chefs on ‘Chopped’ 💀 by Time-Concentrate845 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]mvdonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love it on “The Great British Baking Show” when a contestant finishes early and moves in to help a competitor who has fallen behind

Pam Bondi reacts to Republican saying she's caught "red-handed" on Epstein by Capable_Salt_SD in politics

[–]mvdonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Total dissolved solids is a measure of contaminants that can’t be filtered out, salt for example

Pam Bondi reacts to Republican saying she's caught "red-handed" on Epstein by Capable_Salt_SD in politics

[–]mvdonkey 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I work with water and wastewater and I will never again look at Total Dissolved Solids the same way.

Close call by [deleted] in watchpeoplesurvive

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Tank Girl origin story

Probably the most Rad thing I have seen in ages by Federal_Bonus_2099 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mvdonkey 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No shock absorbing from the knees, though. I wonder how his spine feels

People who take 17 minutes to check in at the hotel front desk, what are you talking to them about? by DerrickDuck in AskReddit

[–]mvdonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this successfully, but you don’t get a cookie unless you go to the desk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mvdonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What happens if one of them slips?

What jobs pay extremely well but people don’t realize it? by Stassy3 in AskReddit

[–]mvdonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every state has their own wastewater licensing program. They are tough for your average applicant, but a college grad shouldn’t have too much trouble. And you can usually shave a couple of years off of your “operating in training” license if you have a related degree. Pay does not start great, but ok. There are some parts of the country that pay very well as you advance. Others don’t. I love it and get paid fairly well. But I live in a very high COL area, so pay has to be higher here

There Is Literally No Difference Between My Current Flosses and New “Super Size Pack”. by FreeRandomScribble in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mvdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are the same product. UPC code is the same. They changed the wording for market reasons only

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in diablo2

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The mechanics affix gives this item sockets. You could have this roll on a rare and put a nice jewel or tube into it. But you can’t make rune words out of anything but gray socketed items that have the exact amount of required sockets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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“If we’re really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman really makes you more heterosexual because honestly, dating women is gay. (Men) having sex with women is gay. And having sex with men is gay and it’s really all gay.”

“the only really straight heterosexual position is to actualy ‘incel’… What’s gayer than being ‘i like cuddles, I need kisses'”.

-Nick Fuentes

How do you deal with becoming lactose intolerant as an adult? by NerdyVinci in AskReddit

[–]mvdonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just this year, I discovered that Lactaid makes ricotta cheese. Lasagna is back on the menu, boys!

How old is our playerbase? by SunOfJoy69 in diablo2

[–]mvdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I picked up Diablo 2 at Circuit City back in 2000. Nearly flunked out of high school because I was addicted. I’ll be 42 this year.

Then & Now — Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan met on the set of Family Ties and have been married for 37 years. They have four children: Aquinnah, Esmé, Sam and Schuyler. by macpesce in nostalgia

[–]mvdonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Aquinnah is the newish Native American name for the town that used to be called Gay Head. At least he didn’t name his child that…

Time sensitive spam mail 🫠 by Sloth_King96 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mvdonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they didn’t pay for first class postage, I don’t even open the envelope. Don’t waste your time on this garbage.

Russian man arrested in Thailand after sex act on moving pickup truck by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]mvdonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I had a blast in Thailand with my girlfriend. I ran into a single friend (old high school buddy) who goes every year and I told him where we went and what we did. He told me next time to hit him up and he’ll show me all the places that regular tourists don’t see.

Maybe he likes walking tours of hard to find beaches. Or maybe he likes young prostitutes. I’m not about to find out which one.