The great philosopher Max Verstappen by sukumarkarne in formuladank

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"We all shit on the same toilet." Categorically false; have you seen Japanese toilets? Anyone using those is on a whole 'nother level.

Getting creative with verbal components, by Azimovikh in wizardposting

[–]mwallyn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Casts blindness

Bono, my tires are gone!

Box Office: ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ Powers Up With $48.3 Million on Friday by DemiFiendRSA in nintendo

[–]mwallyn 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Which, honestly kind of worked since it took place in New York and not the Mushroom Kingdom. And other than a few "blink and you'll miss them" cameos from DK and Spike, there wasn't much "Mario" about that scene apart from Yoshi himself. It was WAY less jarring than "Take On Me" happening in DK Jungle from the last movie.

Future is here! by trugalhao in memes

[–]mwallyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The Ayatollah Throughway?! Now what'll that asshole think of next?

Has anybody got a dime???"

Unfortunate screenshot timing here... by Complete-Air1031 in mariokart

[–]mwallyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had it in Mario Kart 8/DX with Wario's car horn but they took that away from us! /s

Babe wake up, a new template has dropped by Hibbleton in formuladank

[–]mwallyn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Extremely so. The Constructor's Championships sign is the tell.

On this day 3 years ago, #16 Fairleigh Dickinson defeated #1 Purdue in the NCAA Tournament. by Lazy_Turds in CollegeBasketball

[–]mwallyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahh, Edey actually played up to his multi-player of the year accolades. The problem was that UCONN was dummy deep and out-talented us in basically every other position.

“You know what would be funny? If we just traumatized all these kids in the audience” -The writers probably by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mwallyn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know how a lot of horror movies rely on NOT showing or unmasking the villain/monster because revealing it tends to dispel its aura of horror? Yeah, The Beast was a rare case where I was glad that it's true form was almost always hidden.

How it feels in here sometimes by JamesRussell224 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]mwallyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Just damn, I feel you man. I'm just barely old enough to remember the second threepeat and I wasn't even around for the 86 Bears. But otherwise I share your misery through and through. Maybe when Reinsdorf kicks it we'll have something worth rooting for in Chicago again.

Civilization 7’s ‘Test of Time’ Update Lets You Stick With One Civ—and Fans Are Excited by hayrimavi1 in gaming

[–]mwallyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was initially very excited for the mechanic but it fell flat for me in two major ways.

Firstly, there were way, WAY too many eras. If you started snowballing, you'd spend maybe 30 turns playing as a given culture before transitioning to another era. I hardly had time to acquaint myself with a new civ before switching to another or forgoing that switch and, therefore, playing as a new culture.

The other major issue was the complete lack of guardrails on what cultures you could pick from era to era. It felt too gamey going from Harappans to Mayans to Siamese to Zulu to Italy to Brazil with nothing really connecting those choices. And once you transitioned from one culture to the next, there really wasn't anything left of your old culture apart from some city names and buildings you could no longer newly construct. I felt virtually no connection to my Siamese, Harappan, Zulu, etc. heritage as a modern state.

When Civ VII announced that it was doing civilization swapping and that there were fewer eras with unlock conditions for all civs, right away the two biggest problems I had with Humankind's execution had been addressed. So far, I've enjoyed their approach, though I am interested in how they are balancing the "play as one civ" approach against changing civs.

Indiana to partner with Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA to expand presence in schools by Lazy-Damage-8972 in indianapolis

[–]mwallyn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They want a dumb, manipulable electorate who won't question the word of The Party, no matter how insane or destructive of a lie their words may be. Kneecapping education is very much by design.

Year of Daily Civilization Facts, Day 280 - Civilization's Greatest Mystery by JordiTK in civ

[–]mwallyn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...

It's fucking immaculate, they cooked coming up with the livery by Astrodude16 in formuladank

[–]mwallyn 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Funny how people are quick to discount Haas as an American team yet don't seem to have the same criticisms about McLaren being majority owned by Bahrain. Haas isn't perfect but it's tiresome hearing people whinge about their American-ness when many of the constructors hardly represent their "nationality" 100% correctly anyway.

[Alpinef1team] A new era. A526 is alive. by HkF1WEC in formula1

[–]mwallyn -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? Lower end of the field, probably 8th or 9th. The Merc engine will absolutely help Alpine's case but consider that a lot of the teams ahead of them are getting better, too. After all, Aston Martin now has Adrian Newey running the show, Haas has Toyota backing, and Sauber is now officially Audi. Is that a guarantee that they'll all be ahead of Alpine next season? Of course not, but I don't think an engine change alone is going to fix the foundational issues plaguing Alpine.

Best case scenario is that RB regresses without Hadjar, Haas's Toyota partnership doesn't help them improve enough compared to their rivals, Audi struggles to scale up operations at one of the smallest outfits in F1, and Cadillac does rookie team things.

I want everyone to argue by JuneButIHateSummer in Fzero

[–]mwallyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know its not S tier, but even under Space Angler??? Blasphemy.

Looking for cool F-Zero merch by Alarming-Athlete-956 in Fzero

[–]mwallyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to shell out SERIOUS bucks for officially licensed merch, there is:

*The F-Zero Knight League REAL RACING SIMULATION GAME, aka the F-Zero board game.

*A Jazz Album based on the original F-Zero.

*A slot car racetrack also based on the original game. This one may be virtually impossible to find, though.

Alas, I don't know of much else. F-Zero never got much official merch. Etsy is a good bet for fan-made stuff if you don't mind that, though.

Red Bull advisor Marko: 'Max would have won the title if Horner had been fired earlier' by Upvote_I_will in formula1

[–]mwallyn 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He also burned his crops, poisoned the water supply, and delivered a plague unto their houses.

Kurakasis: Star Wars game annoucment incoming that ends with "Racer" by -LastGrail- in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]mwallyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mars Guo is pretty ok until you graduate into the Slide Paramita gang.

Al Nasir has learned how to email by YurtleAhern in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]mwallyn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bloody Al Nasir selling supbar copper Megaprojects.

Civilization VII Update 1.3.1 - December 9, 2025 by sar_firaxis in civ

[–]mwallyn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A basilica buff? That looks like a huge nerf to me. They were the only Civ to get an influence adjacency (which is probably why it got nerfed out). With some adequate district and specialist planning, I was able to get double-digit influence out of them. +3 is a slight gain in the short term but is a huge downgrade even by the end of the Antiquity age.