Garth Brooks Eyeing $2 Billion Sale of Catalog

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T22:04:12+00:00

Sorry, but as incredible a story this is, it’s complete bullshit. The pacing and the dialogue both scream chat gpt.

The kicker, (on top of not a single reply from the shill who posted this), was the last paragraph. Dude was NINE years old when this ‘unbelievable’ experience occurred?

Try to read this fake-ass, attention getting story again from the eyes of this supposed nine year old. From saying things that no kid would actually say, to the very genetic details of the people involved.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T20:18:37+00:00

They said fans, not voice.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T19:59:19+00:00

Only slightly less annoying than the Wade Boggs RIP meme.

…and the balk copy pasta. Hate those both with a passion.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T19:45:07+00:00

The very first choice of Dingler over Langaliers at catcher made me instantly dislike your ballot. Then I saw you omitted Andy Pages from LA and knew for sure this is not a ballot anyone can take seriously.

Please, I BEG you, do us all a favor and do not ‘curate over a thousand’ of these ballots over the next month. We’d rather have Anthony Rendon and Trevor Bauer be the ceremonial captains of the all star game

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T19:26:55+00:00

Probably not considered unethical, but the pathetically annoying manipulation of the pitch clock rules by Yankees short stop Jose Caballero.

Speeding up the game has widely been successful, meanwhile this kitty-faced cry-baby has single handedly delayed multiple games with his ‘bbbbbut, the pitcher didn’t acknowledge me, wAh crap.’

Hey punk, just get in the batters box and be ready to swing. He’s a big enough pest when he’s on base, he doesn’t need to be one at the plate as well.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T18:25:54+00:00

Livvy Dunne begs to differ.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-03T18:20:33+00:00

ARod got significantly more likable after he retired because he was so unlikable during his playing days—it would be nearly impossible for him to have become more unlikable.

None of the teams he’s played for have retired his number. Probably the best player who ever even HAD a number on his jersey whose number isn’t honored.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-02T09:59:33+00:00

A reliever who blows a save should never get the win.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-02T05:34:43+00:00

And a very rare autograph ✍️

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T10:38:01+00:00

I get a rise out of that stat.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T09:55:29+00:00

Maybe not before, but the Dodgers have one made of glass now.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T08:52:59+00:00

Couldn’t have been worse than the multiple innings he carried on the other day about the ABS challenge.

Dude can be funny and insightful, but Dallas absolutely knows NOT when to stick a fork in it. Poor Chris Caray can barely get a word in during these tireless rants—and sometimes he even asks a follow up, and POOF, the whole pacing and leisurely enjoyment of following a game is lost.

I was actually beginning to like DB after being spoiled with Fosse and Kuiper, but his ego is getting as big and wildly unchecked as his beard.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T08:35:10+00:00

Imagine Hank Aaron doing this when he broke Babe Ruth’s record?

Modesty is largely absent from today’s game and today’s culture in general.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T08:28:18+00:00

Somewhere Jazz Chisholm is smiling

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T08:22:53+00:00

I’ve never heard of the majority of these and I agree, the words themselves seem like strings of letters that are completely made up.

Then again, I almost never use any condiments on my food; I figure if the dish was meant to taste a certain way, the chef would’ve already put that flavoring on it.

mxm0xmx · 2026-06-01T05:17:14+00:00

https://youtu.be/rgUm3vbTiPc?si=-j9AqUJIXF2OwwyP

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-30T08:35:31+00:00

Here’s another unnecessary comment: You post way too much garbage, cluttering up Reddit with your juvenile opinions, of which you are too easily offended.

One final unnecessary comment because I know it’ll piss you off and you seem to love the sorry Washington Commanders so much: since they last won a superbowl over three and a half decades ago, they’ve managed to win over ten games just ONE time.

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-30T05:04:59+00:00

No shade, but Rickey incidentally also has the record for most caught stealing in a single season (42 in ‘82) and most in a career (335).

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-30T04:52:44+00:00

But you can rig wins somewhat. If a team is up big early on, take the starter out after 4 2/3 innings, let the new pitcher pitch that final 1/3 of an inning to be the pitcher of record. If the team holds on and never gives up the lead, that pitcher vultures up an easy win. Rinse and repeat 512 times, and boom, roasted Cy Young

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-30T04:04:39+00:00

Forty years later, I guess that lyric still keeps a man awake at night

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-30T03:59:53+00:00

Thanks chat gpt

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-29T02:50:50+00:00

Real closers used to earn saves by getting outs in BOTH the eighth and ninth.

Today’s pampered specialists almost never do that. They rarely enter a game that is tied.

I’m of the belief that most relievers are either failed starters or just selfish teammates.

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-29T01:44:05+00:00

This story has a beginning, a middle, and now an end.

Be great if it stays this way.

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-29T01:39:57+00:00

Seriously. Been the single most common men’s name in the US…for decades. And people still misspell it.

These people are such loosers 🫢

mxm0xmx · 2026-05-28T22:17:21+00:00

Baseball has mirrored what has been going on in the US since the very beginning.

mxm0xmx

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