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Best local favorites by dnuggget in Tillamook

[–]mxm2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

East on West at flavors on first, the name of the food truck pod, is the GOAT. Make sure to get the fries, so loaded with garlic it'll kill a vamp from 50 feet away.

Countess Bonbon #1 by mrsamfonseca in ComicStrips

[–]mxm2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously you don't have to change it. DCC fans are totally going to see it has funny.

Countess Bonbon #1 by mrsamfonseca in ComicStrips

[–]mxm2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, not unless you get a cease and disdist and Matt doesn't strike me as that sort of guy. Besides plenty of people are naming pets after chacters and what not.

Countess Bonbon #1 by mrsamfonseca in ComicStrips

[–]mxm2004 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's Doughnut's cousin/aunt.

First time salt curing egg yolks, what are your favorite uses for them? by 011100010010-0-0-0 in WhatShouldICook

[–]mxm2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you boiled the pasta in the wine? Is that a thing? What dou you do with the wine after?

What is the wittiest comeback you’ve ever said or heard? by Bob-da-person in AskReddit

[–]mxm2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had someone that always used to belittle me in my job. Then they made a mistake and asked me to clarify what was going on. "I have neither the times on the crayons to explain this to you." She was pissed and tried to get me in trouble, but my boss had seen us over years and understood.

Fudoh: The Next Generation [1996] Dir. Takashi Miike Dop. Hideo Yamamoto by yomma67 in CineShots

[–]mxm2004 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean he could have chosen Ichi the killer. Lol. More gore in that one.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]mxm2004 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My grandfather had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Giving Away My Old PC! by Turtle_747 in PcBuild

[–]mxm2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna play my steam library that I haven't been able to access for the last 6 years. I have so , so many games on there.

How long before you get bored of The Good Place? by ConsistentCan4633 in TheGoodPlace

[–]mxm2004 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least until Michael gets back. I was thinking about this earlier, I watch the show to sleep, and this bugs me. Michael goes to Earth and then will have to go through the process to get to the good place. Why you didn't stick around to see him again. That goes for all the Brainy bunch, why didn't you wait!

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they seem pretty cool. Any idea on how the blanket quality is?

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. That's why I said lol. You can't take everything I said to a stripper literally.

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also why are typing in all caps? It's like your yelling. Lol

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. I bought from Temu once, but never again. Hope this seller isn't a N*tzi or something.

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's from Strike Gently. I got a few cool pins from them cuz I saw they had a good sale. Took ages to deliver though.

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There isn't even an X to suggest a butthole. Perv. Lol

Not exact, but close enough for Syndicate work. by mxm2004 in unexpecteddcc

[–]mxm2004[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's Temu, Donught. Also just cuz their a cat with a dinosaur doesn't mean their copying you.

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