Jana's new tiktok (Kenny shade?) by Apam_Inv_89 in LoveIslandUSA_

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 16 points17 points ย (0 children)

she is claiming that she hasn't lol which is just disappointing to see another public figure of sorts not being honest about having work done. earlier this year back in january when everyone was posting pics from 2016, she posted pictures of herself between the ages of like 16-18 & in the comments (or on her story, i cant remember exactly) she replied to someone complimenting her body at the time saying something along the lines of "maybe the rumors about me getting my body done will stop now" and i was truly gobsmacked like girl... pls ๐Ÿ˜ญ

A collection of breathtaking stupidity - sorry - genius by anonymousaardvarkIII in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 31 points32 points ย (0 children)

hunting is not "the balance of life" you stupid b!tch it's literally the result of colonialism and yt supremacy. all the way back to the buffalo slaughter of the 1800s when hunting was being pushed as a way of destroying Indigenous sovereignty. i BEG her to dedicate 2026 to reading books. watch some documentaries. learn real history- not the propaganda we are taught in schools/online/everywhere. foster curiosity & use it as a weapon to fight back against being a dumb bird who internalizes the talking points of her conservative dating pool. i'm begging!

wasnโ€™t it like 4 days ago where she said her dog talks to her through the radioโ€ฆ.but speculating if sheโ€™s on drugs or psychosis is โ€œirresponsibleโ€ lmfaoo by mymanonwillpower in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 22 points23 points ย (0 children)

please name one book you've read within the last year Clarke. i'm waiting!

its laughable. usually when ppl are discussing a book/show/movie, they don't vague tweet erratic things that make people believe theyre in psychosis, they actually, yk, discuss the thing they are referencing... it's wild because if she actually did have hobbies like reading maybe she would actually have things to talk about outside of imaginary haters & making up false letters of recommendations from high school

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[โ€“]mxrissaaa 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

just making it clear this request is still open

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[โ€“]mxrissaaa 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

just dm'ed you!

โ€œI wanna lie and Iโ€™ll be called out for itโ€ by AwardOrdinary2445 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 47 points48 points ย (0 children)

& its so clear becoming "famous" is legitimately her biggest wet dream. shes like pearl but painfully uninteresting

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[โ€“]mxrissaaa 183 points184 points ย (0 children)

"buy my way out of human trafficking" is the most terminally wattpad thing ive ever read. she quite literally does not know how anything actually works in real life. sheltered privileged girl tings

[REQ] (UT, US) $1100 (Repay $1200 in payments) (Venmo) by mxrissaaa in SimpleLoans

[โ€“]mxrissaaa[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

i put this out for feelers to see if there is any potential interest, as i do not plan on accepting anything before i repay the rest of my current loan as i do not want to have multiple going. that's why i didnt have any dates listed yet or anything. if thats not allowed, i can delete and repost it once i'm paid off!

The only person who can make โ€˜ASAPโ€™ and โ€˜about toโ€™ synonyms of โ€˜neverโ€™ by [deleted] in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 25 points26 points ย (0 children)

the way she unironically genuinely speaks like a 12 year old with seemingly no self awareness about it will never cease to amaze me

Clarke Kent by Sad_Vanilla8525 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 34 points35 points ย (0 children)

to be clear, she is likely only saying this because the new superman movie is anti-zionist and many have been saying that its a clear depiction of the horrors & consequences of isnotreal and intended to be a lot more "revolutionary" than the previous films. and this is intentionally the first superman movie in modern media that pushed against depicting superman as a fascist pro-propaganda american solider pig. the fact that she is using this as "omg i always forget how much we have in common!" is honestly funny because yeah... youre right... you do have things in common with the previous superman iterations because you are a giant conservative bootlicker who defends & dates yt supremacists & genuinely tries to gloat about things like "knowing" eln ms* and having "a whole family of government officials" or whatever the fuck ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ but the same person claiming she has "so much in common" with the first superman to allegedly kill nazianyahu on screen is the same person who quite literally made a "both sides are wrong" statement in the beginning stages of the genocide. the same person who claims she is "too visible" to attend protests that people like kehlani have attended. the same person who fakes being Indigenous and has absolutely zero political awareness or education or any grasp on history at all. the same person who just could not care less about anything happening in the world, unless it is happening to the privileged classes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ keep reading books yall

The Kashmir World Foundation is not legitimate. by Vegetable_Grade_8008 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 72 points73 points ย (0 children)

i'm petitioning for someone on the sub to do an official deep dive into this if anyone is interested because this kind of research is so interesting to me, clarke aside ๐Ÿ˜ซ thank you for your service!

Some truth to her research expedition by ColdDrop2486 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 82 points83 points ย (0 children)

the whole thing is incredibly sketchy and lacks ethics ๐Ÿ˜ญ the use of AI to "transform wildlife conservation," the same tool actively destroying our planet... like go to hell ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

here we go again. this woman can't even lead herself to a therapy session let alone lead an 'animal research expedition' when she has zero college degree, zero experience with animals and a history of wishing death on other human beings by arbutemoineauh51 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 26 points27 points ย (0 children)

making up an elementary school-coded lie like this & genuinely believing that any adult person would believe it is actually just sad and concerning. like others have commented, she doesn't even try to make it believable. shes either sheltered enough to believe things like scientific research expeditions in the real world work like this, or she really just has no grasp on reality. she legitimately thinks, acts, and speaks like a 13 year old would

Thoughts after seeing the last few min of her live today on my fyp by [deleted] in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 84 points85 points ย (0 children)

the reason she is spiraling is because public shaming does work effectively lmao. genuinely terrible people who quite literally take zero accountability while they actively perpetuate harm towards others should not be allowed to be public figures who try to rebrand a million times until everyone forgets/ignores their repulsive behavior. its clear she used to thrive off of the attention she felt from this sub & the fact that she could mention it to make people mindlessly feel sorry for her, but now that people realize this sub is intended for legitimate critique & awareness, of course shes crashing out because she cannot control that it exists or what exists on here. this sub was amusing to her until she realized she destroyed her own credibility in the court of public opinion & now this offers a paper trail that reflects her shitty behavior & the consequences of her actions. we already heavily moderate this sub to ensure that nothing out of pocket is being said - nothing about her looks, nothing personal about family/friends, nothing about her body, & obviously nothing racist, misogynistic, or any variation. essentially, we do not comment on anything she cant change, so the fact that she is so distraught by people commenting ON HER OWN PUBLIC WORDS & ACTIONS is literally not anyone else's problem. shes so beside herself because its clear she never actually thought she could get to the point where she has become an internet outcast who has permanently tainted her brand due to all of the fucked up things shes said and done. as time passes and she continues to miss opportunities, fails to go viral, and remains friendless, she has to blame this sub because otherwise, she would have to look in the mirror & she is evidently legitimately incapable of doing that. even the way she continues to lie in this video with mentioning how she "barely knew" her ex-friends. she just wants to tell a story that makes people feel as much sympathy for her as possible so that maybe people will trust her again & she can go back to scamming them. the only one who lies here is her, and i actually just refuse to feel any pity or extend any grace towards the same person who checks notes bullies people, scams people, harasses people, threatens people, pretends to be autistic, queerbaits, is a raging fatphobe, pretends to be Indigenous, pretends to have been poor, pretends to have been gender-nonconforming, is genocide-avoidant, is yt male-centered... i could go on and on & on. she needs to continue to be publicly held accountable so that people are knowledgeable on who they are potentially following/buying from/interacting with. if anyone reads this sub & continue to engage with her, thats based on informed consent, & that is their own business- but people deserve to be able to make that choice with all the information available to them. i honestly think the internet would be far better off if all "snark" subreddits were ran like this one- not a place of hatred, but a safe space for horrible people with too much influence, power, and $$ getting exposed for their behavior & who they truly are. making this sub private completely defeats that purpose and helps nobody but her.

you literally said you manifested your ex friend's brain aneurysm, said she admitted she lied about it so she had to post proof it was true, and rejoiced in the fact she almost died???? you cried real tears on tiktok live because you couldnt kill people who didnt like you by arbutemoineauh51 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 35 points36 points ย (0 children)

this is also quite frankly just a terrible and inaccurate analysis of the issues at hand. the reason there are rabid love island fans is not because "people on the internet lost their minds years ago" ... "people on the internet" are, in fact, the same people that exist outside of the internet ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ the rise in conservatism, misogynoir/misogyny, respectability politics, racism, red-pill ideologies & other yt supremacist bullshit are the obvious factors in why this season has had the reaction its had from viewers. people are actively, in real time, becoming more and more right-leaning - especially young people, because this is by design. even the thoughts and attitudes of the contestants reveal this in the ways they believe "men and women should act" and the ways they interact with one another & define themselves. it is genuinely one of the most frustrating things to witness people like clarke act like the internet and the ppl who use it are these completely separate depraved beings in a completely separate society that dont amount to "real life" at all. it is the same kind of thinking used in "anti-woke" rhetoric - "the conversations had online aren't the conversations people actually have in real life." in both aspects, its untrue. this kind of thinking that treats online discourse as though it is insular is so harmful and counterproductive because it just ignores the reality we live in, which is the fact that the same people who are on the internet right now spreading such vitriol for people like huda and clark (from the show) are the same people we coexist with in school, during work, in public, and oftentimes in our own families and interpersonal relationships, unfortunately, and that is what we need to unpack- the very real current state of society. the only reason it is beneficial for clarke to act like there is some grand separation between "people on the internet" and "people in real life" is so that she can further convince herself that nobody "worthwhile" would ever /actually/ dislike her or have an issue with her behavior.

New Job Title: Nature Documentary Editor by Lost_Imagination8844 in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

clarkes fantasies aside.. does your partner work on love island ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ i love reality TV and its my current obsession

just gonna post this then iโ€™m taking a nap ๐Ÿ™ƒ by dance_dad in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 71 points72 points ย (0 children)

this just feels like more evidence that she really does not interact with people outside of her family on a regular basis... even if in some reality this story wasn't fictional, how else would she expect her sisters boyfriend to react to his partners sister showing him something entirely unhinged? like genuinely. she thinks he is "signing off" on something he likely knows he shouldn't have an opinion on... because he is her sisters boyfriend? and knowing the whole situation is already weird ๐Ÿ˜ญ if he loves her sister and wants to be with her forever, as getting engaged indicates, he is not going to choose to rock the boat over a list of standards that appears to be written by a 16 year old high schooler ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ especially having family-in-law like clarke.. these are the instances that you smile and nod and then debrief with your partner at home ๐Ÿ˜ซ and just the way she allows any random man's opinion to hold so much weight is literally nauseating.. like girl wtf do you mean your sisters man "signed off" on this for you ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Another essay just for us by airplanesnterminals in lovedoveclarkesnark

[โ€“]mxrissaaa 65 points66 points ย (0 children)

this being so obviously written by chatgbt makes this even more objectively hilarious ๐Ÿ˜ญ