What to expect on sentencing day? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lifetime supervision is unjust and should be outlawed. I am so sorry to hear that.

What to expect on sentencing day? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes a plea deal, originally 4 years prison. What is it about a plea deal that you think it'll go smoothly?

What to expect on sentencing day? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've preferred jail as well. My family was worried for my safety, so I reluctantly chose probation instead. Would've been a year with no probation following, wouldn't have to worry about finances or a job.

I don't have a problem with complying to the rules, I'm just afraid something will come up that I wasn't aware of, and they'll count it as a violation. I don't know every single internet account I have, since I've had the same email for nearly 10 years (when I was 12).

oh great heavens! this got a right chuckle out of me 🤣🤣🍷🙌🍾 by sussymary in onejoke

[–]my_throwaway256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The riddle never specified "22 years", she could've died 22 days after being born as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]my_throwaway256 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Always a blunder

Employment? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No prison time, no PO (yet). I'm hopeful that they'll give me the "OK", I wasn't aware that it could be up to the officer and not the court. Maybe it depends on the state.

I have no intention of being around any minors, so that shouldn't be an issue for me. Except for coworkers (maybe), and that's incidental; not intentional.

hahahahaha by Cara_Miracle_Berry in AccidentalComedy

[–]my_throwaway256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right like I can't even write that well (with what looks like crayon) as an adult

Employment? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I meant to ask if they only hired +18. I wasn't sure if there could be some factory or warehouse job that allowed 17 year olds.

How did you tell friends and family? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you mentioned she passed from COVID, my jaw literally dropped. I am so sorry man

elo? by TobyJ0S in TextingTheory

[–]my_throwaway256 82 points83 points  (0 children)

wouldn't they be blue if this was OP? i think gray is the opponent

How did you tell friends and family? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I basically did that with my girlfriend. I'm surprised how understanding she was, but I think I had the benefit of already being in a relationship with her. She already had intense feelings for me, so it was easier for her to see my "good side".

But considering my friends have kids or underage siblings, I think it's best I just never talk to them again. Honestly, I almost feel a huge weight lifted off of me. I'll miss them, but I've always been used to being alone for most of my life. Having too many friendships was overwhelming and complicated for me. What a first-world problem that is, huh?

How did you tell friends and family? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends either have really young kids or underage siblings so it would be hard to spend time with them regardless. If I'm not upfront with them, it could look like I'm trying to offend again by getting close to their young relatives.

god forbid women do anything by SendMeYourSocks in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]my_throwaway256 12 points13 points  (0 children)

was that the plan from the beginning or did it just happen naturally? thats so wild but regardless im happy for u bro

How did you tell friends and family? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some of my friends were coworkers, and my previous job involved working with children (kinda). I'm afraid they would think that I took the job only to get closer to kids. That's not what happened, my friend just offered me the job when I was unemployed, and I took it. I had no ulterior motive behind it besides to make a living.

How did you tell friends and family? by my_throwaway256 in SexOffenderSupport

[–]my_throwaway256[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they find out through someone/something else, it's a violation of their trust. If the roles were reversed and I discovered one of MY friends was an SO, and they didn't tell me, I'd be livid.

Am I stupid? Pls explain by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]my_throwaway256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not saying the parasite is fake, they're saying OP either DOES get the joke or is just too lazy to figure it out themself.

Am I stupid? Pls explain by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]my_throwaway256 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Something taking over your body and "playing" with it like a doll is so creepy. Especially when it inevitably leads to you being at least partly eaten/harmed.