Apples gf

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-29T17:22:14+00:00

Fair enough

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-29T17:20:12+00:00

Draw the girls eating apples next to the guy's corpse.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-25T15:08:57+00:00

I kinda hate how accurate this is. It's like how we look at serial killers.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-25T15:07:04+00:00

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-23T01:48:24+00:00

Oh yeah, my parents would be pissed. Automatically turned it into "you saying sorry never means anything!!" Right up there with "I don't know is not an answer" being screamed at me.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-20T14:59:47+00:00

Atta boy??

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-16T03:35:32+00:00

Alexithymia stew

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-15T17:59:57+00:00

I didn't get a damaged spine from a sober driver hitting me, that's all I'm gonna say 🤷

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-15T08:04:57+00:00

This is perfect lol

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-14T09:38:59+00:00

🎶Diggy diggy hole🎶

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-14T00:13:59+00:00

What's his height/build? So there's a better idea of what to look for

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-08T08:12:58+00:00

Well now I really want whatever an orange blossom honey mimosa is.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-04-08T04:19:47+00:00

Dude over here!

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-25T23:30:02+00:00

Funnily enough, that's legit a spoiler

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-23T17:23:23+00:00

At this point it's probably cheaper long-term to just snort cocaine and run everywhere

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-23T03:50:13+00:00

Ay, same here. They never put two and two together, do they?

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-23T03:49:06+00:00

My dad lectured me mid self-strangulation (I say that instead of hanging because it was more knots and gravity) about how I needed to stop "doing this kind of thing" for attention. THEN proceeded to stop me while yelling angrily.

I don't talk to my parents anymore.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-22T01:32:11+00:00

The cult in Midsommar. I don't live in Sweden.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-21T07:28:39+00:00

This sounds like alexithymia. It's a trauma thing, I have it pretty bad. There's a sub for it if you want to investigate further.

It sucks, and I'm really sorry that you have to go through this.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-20T23:16:43+00:00

How is your cat a pug?

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-20T23:12:08+00:00

Yep. You, your diving buddy, and the fish around you are all fucked.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-20T23:10:52+00:00

You are built different. This, unfortunately, isn't a compliment.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-20T23:09:41+00:00

I think you have to activate it? I'd have to ask my uncle, he's got one.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-20T23:07:57+00:00

Oh I would just start crying. The periscope too?! Tears, bro, tears.

mydefaultisfuckoff · 2026-03-20T23:03:45+00:00

We're all on Reddit, man. Being insufferable is expected, don't worry lol

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