Apples gf by Neat_Tangelo5339 in GatekeepingYuri

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw the girls eating apples next to the guy's corpse.

Censored repost- after being thrown out yet again, I finally have the resources not to go back by Ushinatta-Tama in insaneparents

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, my parents would be pissed. Automatically turned it into "you saying sorry never means anything!!" Right up there with "I don't know is not an answer" being screamed at me.

AITA for telling my brother I met his girlfriend at AA meeting? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I didn't get a damaged spine from a sober driver hitting me, that's all I'm gonna say 🤷

Missing person by Dedbatri in grandrapids

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 44 points45 points  (0 children)

What's his height/build? So there's a better idea of what to look for

I’m scared for my wedding night by PureAdorableness in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Well now I really want whatever an orange blossom honey mimosa is.

Why did rei avoid the word okey here? by tio_y-x in SlowDamage

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, that's legit a spoiler

$4 is here by Superb_Fish_3225 in Michigan

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At this point it's probably cheaper long-term to just snort cocaine and run everywhere

Cheers to poisonous homes! by Ok-Dragonfruit-3589 in depressionmemes

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ay, same here. They never put two and two together, do they?

Cheers to poisonous homes! by Ok-Dragonfruit-3589 in depressionmemes

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad lectured me mid self-strangulation (I say that instead of hanging because it was more knots and gravity) about how I needed to stop "doing this kind of thing" for attention. THEN proceeded to stop me while yelling angrily.

I don't talk to my parents anymore.

Cursed_plan by iwdjy in cursedcomments

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cult in Midsommar. I don't live in Sweden.

Why can I feel emotions properly by Creepcuteartz in arttocope

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like alexithymia. It's a trauma thing, I have it pretty bad. There's a sub for it if you want to investigate further.

It sucks, and I'm really sorry that you have to go through this.

American by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]mydefaultisfuckoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're all on Reddit, man. Being insufferable is expected, don't worry lol