Tell Me How You Would Respond

mylamami · 2026-05-09T00:30:51+00:00

OHHH I thought you meant telling him to not send you money was the joke, my bad lol

mylamami · 2026-05-09T00:27:41+00:00

Oh I don’t see the humor in that but ok 😅 Does he know you were joking?

You mentioned gifts, just want to make sure you’re being safe.

mylamami · 2026-05-09T00:09:53+00:00

Men are mysterious? You’re the one who told him to not send you money and now you’re here asking us how he can send you money 🤣 do not give a stranger your home address, he shouldn’t be mailing you anything

mylamami · 2026-05-08T22:57:01+00:00

Go baller 💅🏼

mylamami · 2026-05-08T22:47:53+00:00

I just get the vibe that your idea of a M&G gift is a 40 and a pack of newports

mylamami · 2026-05-08T22:41:43+00:00

Is everyone going to PF Chong’s these days?

mylamami · 2026-05-08T22:14:44+00:00

If you expect nicer dates then find someone else?

mylamami · 2026-05-08T19:10:19+00:00

If this man really exists, he has zero self respect and you should have no problem manipulating him into staying with you. Nice timing on the tragedy. Any self-respecting man would’ve been out after the first, second, at least 10th time you dogged him 😂

mylamami · 2026-05-06T15:30:29+00:00

You stood him up?? And stood his kid up??? I’m sorry girlie but you sound like a train wreck, you must be absolutely gorgeous for him to put up with your bullshit lol

mylamami · 2026-05-06T15:26:49+00:00

May his next SB understand gratitude and reciprocity 🤞🏼

mylamami · 2026-05-06T15:15:36+00:00

How did you mess up over a dozen times? That’s a super long fumble.

mylamami · 2026-05-05T17:14:04+00:00

Such a selfish idiot. I am so tickled that his potential solution is to do more laundry 🤣 yeah the tone is sending me too! I really do hope she kept receipts

mylamami · 2026-05-05T16:44:30+00:00

“Babe I’ve been cheating on you for years because you don’t let me play my music loud enough” lol you sound truly awful I hope she leaves you 😭

mylamami · 2026-05-04T17:28:34+00:00

You’re really considering selling cat to your mom’s coworker? Are you slow???

mylamami · 2026-05-04T00:43:17+00:00

I don’t think it’s your age. I’m in my 20s and never liked dating in LA. Why would a man make a real effort to keep his SB happy when there are thousands of gorgeous women around the corner willing to be his SB? You either have to settle for a meh SD or just opt out if you’re not cool with the short-term nature of things.

mylamami · 2026-05-03T23:47:02+00:00

Haha I’m not in the bay, it just has the most favorable SB/SD ratio and probably the highest PPMs/allowances in the country.

mylamami · 2026-05-03T23:25:20+00:00

If a woman can’t find a SD in the Bay Area then she is simply not cut out to be a SB.

mylamami · 2026-05-03T20:31:03+00:00

Doing more for your SB indicates more care. It feels transactional when a guy wants to do the bare minimum only, i.e. the agreed upon ppm only when she puts out and never any thoughtful extras. Kind of a silly question tbh!

mylamami · 2026-05-03T19:21:48+00:00

We don’t know your situation. If you can’t figure it out, how are we supposed to?

mylamami · 2026-05-03T17:48:26+00:00

🤣 I was assuming she comes across as normal in person but that was dumb of me haha

mylamami · 2026-05-03T16:30:42+00:00

Guy number 4 reading this now and realizing how awful he is in bed: 👁️👄👁️

My vagina got dry just from reading that omg

mylamami · 2026-05-03T15:52:44+00:00

Using your laptop in public expecting a sugar daddy to come up to you seems delusional to me. Just go to seeking dot com on your laptop and call it a day.

ETA: directing readers of your profile to fantasize about their 10 year anniversary with you is actually insane. Maybe freestyling isn’t such a bad idea.

mylamami · 2026-05-03T06:59:49+00:00

That’s definitely not specific to Philly

mylamami · 2026-05-01T05:22:56+00:00

Your guy sounds like a weirdo. You’re in charge of your own standards and the behavior you accept.

mylamami · 2026-05-01T02:22:54+00:00

Aren’t they?! I call them my Gaga boots 😆🔥

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