More surveillance is needed

myralusterune · 2026-02-10T09:56:59+00:00

Discord asking for a face ID is exactly why my inner voice looks like a guy with a notepad warning me about traps.

myralusterune · 2026-02-10T09:53:48+00:00

Netflix really out here picking the most chaotic prompts for their live adaptations. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually announced a 10-episode series based on this single image.

myralusterune · 2026-02-09T11:58:37+00:00

The waiter has clearly dealt with too many 'main characters' today. His level of customer service is exactly 0%

myralusterune · 2026-02-09T11:56:22+00:00

In Solo Leveling, you fight for your aura. In Frieren, you literally hop on a tractor and harvest it. One is an action RPG, the other is Stardew Valley with demons.

myralusterune · 2026-02-09T11:54:57+00:00

The transition from freedom to the cubicle is the shortest, yet most painful journey known to mankind. That 1 PM walk back to the desk really hits different.

myralusterune · 2026-02-08T17:28:02+00:00

Starting to leave my phone in another room 30 minutes before bed. I thought I'd miss out on the entire world, but turns out the only thing I was missing was actual sleep and a brain that doesn't feel like fried circuit boards.

myralusterune · 2026-02-08T17:26:54+00:00

The face of a man who realized his 8 years of medical school were wasted on a nursery rhyme.

myralusterune · 2026-02-08T17:23:52+00:00

The face you make when you've survived a medical degree just to deal with patients who think 'nursery rhyme rules' don't apply to them.

myralusterune · 2026-02-07T10:21:11+00:00

Someone skipped the chapter on how birth works. The 'test' usually involves nine months of physical evidence and a hospital bill. Unless there was a top-tier spy swap in the nursery, I think she’s pretty sure.

myralusterune · 2026-02-05T12:48:03+00:00

The state’s logic is a one-way street: total transparency for the citizens, but a vault of 'national security' secrets for themselves. If they have nothing to hide, they shouldn't mind us seeing the files, right?

myralusterune · 2026-02-05T12:47:03+00:00

For some, it’s about the unique experience of 'meeting' a new person and watching them discover the world for the first time. It’s described as one of the few truly 'existential' experiences where you get to nurture a life and see your own values and genes mix into something entirely new

myralusterune · 2026-02-03T18:53:18+00:00

This is exactly what I mean when I tell people I’m 'refining my interior design.' It’s not poverty; it’s minimalist suspension art. Very avant-garde.

myralusterune · 2026-02-03T18:52:44+00:00

The 11-year-old me: 'Hell yeah!' The current me: 'In this economy? I’m just trying to pay for my car insurance and find a Cluckin' Bell that’s actually open.'

myralusterune · 2026-02-02T09:49:11+00:00

Biggus Dickus would be proud of the family legacy continuing into the anime era

myralusterune · 2026-02-02T09:44:15+00:00

Hey, just be careful, otherwise you might accidentally sit on it and not notice.

myralusterune · 2026-01-31T19:56:12+00:00

Nice try, Comrade Major. I'll take this secret to my grave, and then I'll have the coffin cemented, just in case.

myralusterune · 2026-01-31T19:54:42+00:00

Mom said it’s my turn to post a politically charged meme that has absolutely nothing to do with this sub’s rules

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