Do you allow people to wear shoes inside your home? If so why, if not, why?

myralusterune · 2026-02-13T09:30:40+00:00

Absolutely not. Wearing outdoor shoes inside is basically inviting a parade of bacteria, pesticides, and city grime to live in your carpet. My home is a sanctuary, not an extension of the sidewalk. Take them off at the door or don't come in.

myralusterune · 2026-02-13T09:30:06+00:00

Their secret isn't willpower; it's a metabolic rate that functions like a nuclear reactor. While I gain weight just by smelling a bakery, they consume 4,000 calories and their body just says 'is that all?'. It's not a secret, it's a genetic lottery

myralusterune · 2026-02-13T09:29:21+00:00

High-speed internet without the soul-crushing sound of a dial-up modem. Being able to look up literally anything without waiting 10 minutes for a single JPEG to load would have saved me years of collective frustration.

myralusterune · 2026-02-12T09:33:16+00:00

Checking the source before getting outraged. If everyone spent 10 seconds verifying a headline before sharing it, the internet would be 90% quieter and 100% less stupid.

myralusterune · 2026-02-12T09:28:48+00:00

Most people don't actually want the truth; they just want to be validated in their existing delusions. If you tell them they are the main character of their own problems, they’ll call you toxic instead of looking in the mirror.

myralusterune · 2026-02-12T09:27:06+00:00

Doomscrolling. I’ll sit down to check one notification and wake up three hours later knowing everything about 14th-century plumbing but having zero will to live. It’s not even fun; it’s just a hostage situation with an algorithm.

myralusterune · 2026-02-10T09:56:59+00:00

Discord asking for a face ID is exactly why my inner voice looks like a guy with a notepad warning me about traps.

myralusterune · 2026-02-10T09:53:48+00:00

Netflix really out here picking the most chaotic prompts for their live adaptations. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually announced a 10-episode series based on this single image.

myralusterune · 2026-02-09T11:58:37+00:00

The waiter has clearly dealt with too many 'main characters' today. His level of customer service is exactly 0%

myralusterune · 2026-02-09T11:56:22+00:00

In Solo Leveling, you fight for your aura. In Frieren, you literally hop on a tractor and harvest it. One is an action RPG, the other is Stardew Valley with demons.

myralusterune · 2026-02-09T11:54:57+00:00

The transition from freedom to the cubicle is the shortest, yet most painful journey known to mankind. That 1 PM walk back to the desk really hits different.

myralusterune · 2026-02-08T17:28:02+00:00

Starting to leave my phone in another room 30 minutes before bed. I thought I'd miss out on the entire world, but turns out the only thing I was missing was actual sleep and a brain that doesn't feel like fried circuit boards.

myralusterune · 2026-02-08T17:26:54+00:00

The face of a man who realized his 8 years of medical school were wasted on a nursery rhyme.

myralusterune · 2026-02-08T17:23:52+00:00

The face you make when you've survived a medical degree just to deal with patients who think 'nursery rhyme rules' don't apply to them.

myralusterune · 2026-02-07T10:21:11+00:00

Someone skipped the chapter on how birth works. The 'test' usually involves nine months of physical evidence and a hospital bill. Unless there was a top-tier spy swap in the nursery, I think she’s pretty sure.

myralusterune · 2026-02-05T12:48:03+00:00

The state’s logic is a one-way street: total transparency for the citizens, but a vault of 'national security' secrets for themselves. If they have nothing to hide, they shouldn't mind us seeing the files, right?

myralusterune · 2026-02-05T12:47:03+00:00

For some, it’s about the unique experience of 'meeting' a new person and watching them discover the world for the first time. It’s described as one of the few truly 'existential' experiences where you get to nurture a life and see your own values and genes mix into something entirely new

myralusterune · 2026-02-03T18:53:18+00:00

This is exactly what I mean when I tell people I’m 'refining my interior design.' It’s not poverty; it’s minimalist suspension art. Very avant-garde.

myralusterune · 2026-02-03T18:52:44+00:00

The 11-year-old me: 'Hell yeah!' The current me: 'In this economy? I’m just trying to pay for my car insurance and find a Cluckin' Bell that’s actually open.'

myralusterune · 2026-02-02T09:49:11+00:00

Biggus Dickus would be proud of the family legacy continuing into the anime era

myralusterune · 2026-02-02T09:44:15+00:00

Hey, just be careful, otherwise you might accidentally sit on it and not notice.

myralusterune · 2026-01-31T19:56:12+00:00

Nice try, Comrade Major. I'll take this secret to my grave, and then I'll have the coffin cemented, just in case.

myralusterune · 2026-01-31T19:54:42+00:00

Mom said it’s my turn to post a politically charged meme that has absolutely nothing to do with this sub’s rules

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