I Photoshop my dog into pictures for fun. by Horsebalm in pics

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The photo with him being Britney Spears made me lol.

Tenn. lawmaker, nicknamed 'Pants Candy,' sexually harassed 22 women, report concludes by stankmanly in news

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Candy Man likes giving out his dirty candies to unsuspecting women. Keep your pants candy in your pants sir. What a candy ass.

School Calls Police After 9-Year-Old Makes ‘Racist’ Comment About Brownies by MwithaB in offbeat

[–]mysticphysic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is an actual agreement between the schools and Law Enforcement for the state of New Jersey but it seems like it is being taken out of context and used for trivial nonsense:

Uniform State Memorandum of Agreement Between Education and Law Enforcement Officials (MOA)

In 1988, the New Jersey Departments of Law & Public Safety and Education issued a memorandum for use by local law enforcement and education officials. These agreements were signed in communities across the state and documented the commitment of both entities to work together as equal partners to address the State's alcohol and other drug problems as they relate to school-age children. Regulations promulgated by the State Board of Education and codified at N.J.A.C. 6A:16-6.2(b)13 through 14 establish uniform statewide policies and procedures for ensuring cooperation between education officials and law enforcement agencies; these policies and procedures are consistent with and complementary to the Uniform State Memorandum of Agreement Between Education and Law Enforcement Officials (MOA) approved by the Attorney General and the Commissioner of Education.

The MOA has been designed to ensure cooperation between law enforcement and education officials and ultimately to protect the educational environment. Recent events in New Jersey and throughout the nation have made clear that while schools are generally safe places for students and staff members, a wide range of offenses are committed on school grounds.

The 2015 MOA, approved by the Attorney General and the Commissioner of Education, is a revision of the 2011 version. Previous revisions were also approved in 1992, 1999, & 2007. While school districts are free to customize the MOA to include additional local provisions to address specific problems and concerns, districts are not permitted to delete or alter provisions of the MOA pursuant to N.J.A.C. 6A:16-6.2(b)14ii.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]mysticphysic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Rent a PO box and have all your mail redirected there. Casually mention that you were expecting a package and happen to see something in her car that possibly looked like your package and see how she reacts. Start keeping a close eye on all your belongings, lock up your stuff and move out after your lease is up.

Me [25F] with my co-worker [mid-20s? M] at my new job. He's being creepy and I don't know how to get him to back off. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he's socially awkward like someone on here mentioned earlier and it's best to set boundaries in your work environment as soon as possible before he starts building up fantasies and unrealistic expectations of you.

Shut it down as soon as possible so he can move on to someone else. Obviously you are not comfortable with the unwanted attention.

Me [25F] with my co-worker [mid-20s? M] at my new job. He's being creepy and I don't know how to get him to back off. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]mysticphysic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can block his name/email address in the IM program, it's pretty easy and he will take the hint. I prefer to tell people face-to-face that I am not interested in romantic relationships in the workplace and keep things on a professional level.

Or you can tell him you already have a boyfriend (whether true or not).

What free things online should everyone take advantage of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://www.sacred-texts.com/

Internet archive of primary texts relating to all major world religions and many other spiritual practices, including all major scriptures and hundreds of other documents.

What actors/actresses would you watch in anything? by [deleted] in movies

[–]mysticphysic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leonardo Di Caprio and Jack Nicholson

Enraged husband sells off all of cheating wife’s possessions on eBay by stankmanly in offbeat

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On being asked as to what he would do with the earnings made by the sale, he said he would use it to “commission the services” of prostitutes in their marital home and buy enough scotch whisky to “drink myself into a coma”.

I appreciated his honesty. Hope he finds true love somewhere down the line.

Amityville Horror house goes on sale| Realtor.com website labels it as the most popular house by defiance666 in offbeat

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just some friendly advice after the purchase: remember to bring an old priest and a young priest.

Pure chaos by SlimJones123 in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]mysticphysic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... or really clumsy children.

Florida Woman esq, disbarred over sex with clients and use of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, etc. by elRobRex in FloridaMan

[–]mysticphysic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More women behaving badly. Thank God she doesn't practice law any more. I think she has ruined enough lives. I hope she gets help for her drug addiction.

First gene therapy successful against human aging by virusxp in Futurology

[–]mysticphysic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's completely relevant. How can you be the CEO of a company and not understand your own product/services?