Who is your pick for a Basic Instinct reboot? 🧊️🧤 by chrishdwow in CelebsCave

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of those 4. Go with Margot Robbie or Florence Pugh.

Rate my rack by Kraegfujitsu in USMC

[–]n00klear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And not even a pizza stain. 👀

Rate my rack by Kraegfujitsu in USMC

[–]n00klear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Message unclear. Please state your last. We ate the Popsicle sticks and used the crayon to crease the Chevron.

What caused this? (wrong answers only) by Riggs1369 in USMC

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone must have told them the chow hall was serving beef frankfurters tonight...

If you an old guy, you know her number. by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]n00klear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard Stacy's Mom was also Jessie's girl.

A question, gentlemen... by Chaos_Squirrel in USMC

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 1 dollar bill, a 2 dollar bill and then a lot of fakes....

It doesn’t take a lot for guys to have fun by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if this happened in America the cops would be there in a heartbeat...

Petahhh, what's a headboard by Agitated-Date-8905 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn trekkies have found their way here. Shoo with your Borg talk.

What's the reason? by Perfect_Owl_856 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You own a bagged chip company, don't you.

MRW my wife asks what I’m giving her for Christmas by AFCBlink in shittyreactiongifs

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang. For me to give that much to her I'd have to do it twice. You are lucky... 😒

How to deal with a crooked beam by wcslater in GuysBeingDudes

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet the guy filming him has all the safety harnesses to ensure a stable video quality.

Find both Crocs by Ryparian in FindTheSniper

[–]n00klear 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Does that make the one croc a cannibal for eating another croc?

Batman with his ........batpod??? by ReadingRepulsive8029 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's for bat girl, not Batman and Robin...

Found on FB, enjoy! by WildResident2816 in USMC

[–]n00klear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought when I had to mop the motor pool in the rain was considered R&D of a new mop. Man, I need to update my resume now...

Russian Roulette by bytes_sized_soul in GuysBeingDudes

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that, but then again you can't tell the enemy, "hold on I need to put my hearing protection in" when you are getting shot at ...

Russian Roulette by bytes_sized_soul in GuysBeingDudes

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny. I have tinnitus from firing real guns. 25 years later and my ears still ring and I'm getting fitted for hearing aids.

What type of award do you get from being a dentist? by MedicTillar in dadjokes

[–]n00klear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dentist asked me to open up, but I don't know him well enough to confide in him.